White Collar Season 3 Episode 6

Peter: I'm not the Sheriff of Nottingham!
Neal: Did I miss a conversation?

Mozzie: (About Scott) I sense good in him.
Neal: Do you, Qui-Gon Jinn?
Mozzie: Neal, he's us!

Sara: You brought a wanted fugitive into your home?!
Mozzie: Wouldn't be the first time.
Neal: Not helping!

Mozzie: You're gonna love this, the street is abuzz. Someone is looking for you! No name, he's a kid, word is he talks the talk, so to speak the speak.
Neal: Did you enjoy that sentence?
Mozzie: Yes, I did.

Chad: Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?
Neal: Actually yes, I have-
Peter: Don't start.

Elizabeth: Hi honey!
Peter: Hey.
Elizabeth: I saw you got a high score on Angry Birds today. (Neal looks at Peter)
Peter: She knows you're here.
Neal: Oh, I'm not judging. Someone has to stick up for those green pigs.

Neal: So Robin Hoodie here robs from the rich and gives some to the poor?
Peter: Robin Hoodie?
Jones: I like it.
Neal: No, you don't. Don't call him that please.
Diana: Well, you called him that!
Neal: It was a bad joke!

Peter: I wonder what would've happened if I'd have caught you earlier.

Neal: It wouldn't have made a difference, Peter. The con is a rush. It's an addiction. And you need to hit rock bottom before you can change.

Peter: When did you hit bottom?

Neal: I never said I did.

Neal: There's something suspicious about her.

Peter: The fact that she seemed more interested in him than you?

Neal: Not that. Not entirely that.