Caffrey: You don't trust me.
Burke: What did Reagan say? 'Trust, but verify.'
Caffrey: That was also the motto of the Soviet secret police.
Burke: Get used to it, comrade.

Julianna: (showing Caffrey a photo) That's my grandmother. And that's the painting behind her.
Caffrey: Could be your twin.
Julianna: I'll take that as a compliment. I was named after her. She raised me. When she died, she left me the house... and the painting.
Caffrey: What did Uncle Gary think of that?
Julianna: You don't look like an FBI agent.
Caffrey: I'll take that as a compliment.

Caffrey: What's [Dorsett] into, besides shaking down stockbrokers?
Burke: High-end loan-sharking, although calling him a loan shark is like calling Oedipus a mama's boy.

Taryn: Is it true you escaped for a girl?
Caffrey: Some people think I'm a romantic.
Taryn: Did she?
Caffrey: I'll let you know.

Dorsett: We use the expression 'butterfly' for a man who flits from flower to flower. A man such as yourself could be quite a successful butterfly.
Caffrey: We consider butterflies weak, delicate creatures.
Dorsett: But flap their wings, and they can set off hurricanes.
Caffrey: That's beautiful. You should write a book.

Elizabeth: That's what I love about you so much.
Burke: What, that I lost all ability to flirt when we got married?
Elizabeth: Honey, it was even questionable then.

Burke: When we're in your car, we can listen to your station.
Caffrey: I don't have a car.
Burke: Poor life choice.

Caffrey: See, I would tell [Elizabeth] that I wouldn't stop complaining about the car, so you let me go into the nightclub, and you witnessed the suspect enter after me and had no choice but to follow.
Burke: It's almost the truth.
Caffrey: It's better than alimony.

Mozzie: You stole the painting?
Caffrey: I was going to give it back to Julianna.
Mozzie: You're like a child -- no sense of consequence.