White Collar Season 3 Episode 12

Diana: You are under arrest for attempted murder and fraud.
Andy: Danielle?
Diana: It's Diana. And your girlfriend's cooking sucks.

Andy: My daughter didn't describe you as being so, uh...
Neal: So bookish?
Andy: So symmetrical.

Peter: You can come out, Mozzie!
Mozzie: You have no proof I'm here!
Peter: There's a half a bottle of wine on the table and a whiff of camembert in the air.
Mozzie: Circumstantial!

Mozzie: Do you have any idea how many women I've wooed by using an apropos quote from Victorian literature?
Evan: Really? How many?
Mozzie: Now, why are you wearing
a cardigan and a sweater?

Mozzie: Not bad for big brother.
Neal: You're admiring government tech?
Mozzie: No, I-I'm, uh, I'm pitying it. It's terribly unwieldy.
Neal: I'll try not to let it weigh me down.

Peter: I walk in the classroom, and the girls were all glassy-eyed, like they saw that kid from those vampire movies.

Mozzie: I should have known our daring rescue of Elizabeth wouldn't buy lasting goodwill with the suit.
Neal: It's Peter. He can't be bought.

Peter: Do you know how many parents would be up in arms if they knew their teenager was being taught by a felon?
Neal: Oh, trust me. It is better than being taught by the real Mr. Cooper.

Neal: I might have graduated if I had gone somewhere like this.
Peter: I'm not surprised you like it here. Even the kindergartners wear ties.

Neal: Did Hogwarts book a field trip?
Peter: Looks like it. Jones, who's that?
Jones: Oh, uh, Evan Leary. The kid was sitting in the lobby since 7:00. Said he wouldn't leave until he spoke with a case agent.
Peter: He asked to see a case agent.
Jones: Uh-huh.
Neal: Someone did his homework.
Peter: 10 points for Gryffindor.

Elizabeth: (about Neal) He had the treasure, and he didn't leave. He gave it up for us. I think that says a lot about his character.
Peter: He had the treasure. That says a lot about his character.