White Collar Season 3 Episode 5

Sara: We, actually, have never been on a date.
Neal: Peter and Elizabeth's house.
Sara: Dinner date, not date-date.
Neal: Define date-date.
Sara: One-on-one.
Neal: What about lunches?
Sara: Lunch is not romantic. Lunch is lunch.
Neal: We have never been on a real date.

Neal: Are you scared to tell Elizabeth? (about taking part in the bachelor auction)
Peter: Terrified.

Peter: It's an application for the Manhattan Millionaire Society Bachelors Auction. If she's gonna be at this auction, then so are we. Club has three open slots for eligible men. That means I need three volunteers. Neal, raise your hand.
Neal: Do I have to?
Peter: Yes. (Neal raises his hand)

Peter: Here's another case we need to make disappear. (hands the file to Neal)
Neal: (opens the file) Selena Thomas. Who's she?
Peter: Devoted serial monogamist. Marries wealthy men right before they die.
Neal: A black widow.
Peter: Could be. She has four rich late husbands.
Neal: She gets around.

Neal: (spreads a deck of cards on the table, in front of Peter) Pick a card. Any card.
Peter: What does this have to do with that property fraud scam?
Neal: You'll have the whole thing cracked before I can say 'ta-da'. Pick a deed.
Peter: (picks one card) Now what?
Neal: Now I take these 51 deeds and figure out which one you took. It's not magic, it's math.
Peter: We go through the title company's records, match them with the real things and figure out which one's missing.
Neal: Ta-da.

(About Peter and Selena's "engagement")
Peter: El, I'm risking my life here.
Elizabeth: Yes, you are! I mean, this was supposed to be a date, not a Save the Date!

Sara: Can Peter draw?
Neal: Unless she's expecting a breathtaking stick figure, he's in trouble.

(Neal and Mozzie unsuccessfully search for evidence during Peter's "bachelor party".)
Peter: Great. I don't know who's gonna kill me first, my wife or my fiancée.

Selena: (whispering in Peter's ear) Let's go back to my apartment so that --
(Feedback over Neal and Diana's headphones)
Neal: Did you get that?
Diana:The first part loud and clear.
Neal: And the second?
Diana: Never to be repeated.

Women: (chanting) Men! Men! Men! Men!
Peter: Why do I feel like I need a pike and sword?
Neal: For those about to date…we salute you.

(After Peter volunteers for the bachelor auction)
Neal: Are you scared to tell Elizabeth?
Peter: Terrified.