White Collar Season 2 Episode 12

Peter: You had quite a run there for a while... Riviera, Copenhagen.
Neal: I should have sent postcards.
Peter: No, I had Interpol warrants. Just as good. "Neal's robbing a palace. Wish you were here."

Neal: Where'd you go... Anywhere in the world?
Peter: Sweden. I like Vikings... Sword in my hand, a good ship under my feet...
Neal: Pillage and plunder... I knew under that lawman exterior beats the heart of a thief.
Peter: Well, maybe I just like hats with horns.

Jones: Pigeon blood?
Neal: It's a local description of the deep-red color of the most prized Burmese gems. No pigeons were harmed in the mining of this ruby.

Peter: Love that you had that Burmese proverb ready to go.
Neal: Mm. They also say, "beware a man's shadow and a bee's sting."
Peter: What does that mean?
Neal: I have no idea.
Peter: Then you used the right one.
Neal: Yeah.

Mozzie: I'm a gem expert.
Neal: That's true. And you asked to keep your distance from the FBI. I was doing you a favor.
Mozzie: Oh, by conversing with my archrival?
Neal: Everyone's your archrival, Moz.
Mozzie: But I would like the chance at first veto on helping.
Neal: I will come to you first next time.

Neal: Peter, you just burned a perfectly good alias.
Peter: And you named me after my dog.
Neal: Touché.

Neal: The FBI has a gem vault, and you didn't tell me?
Peter: Why give an alcoholic a drink?

Mozzie: Perhaps assisting the suit isn't so bad. Impressive tools. I haven't had this much fun since I tripped Noam Chomsky.
Neal: You need to get out more, Flashdance.

Mozzie: Suit, your supplies are much appreciated.
Peter: Ohh, you told him he could keep the equipment, didn't you?
Neal: He doesn't work for free.
Peter: Unbelievable.

Mozzie: Anything in the pouch is the property of Burma, stolen or not. You remove the drive, you're creating an international incident.
Neal: So, I get Suu Ram to do it for me using our ruby.
Mozzie: Oh, to take my heart would be less painful.
Neal: We can always make another one.