When Angela pours the drinks over the waitress, she picks the beer up with her left hand and the water with the right. When she pours them, the beer is suddenly in her right hand and the water in the left.
Angela: Samantha, how could you run away like that and take Jonathan with you?
Samantha: Hey, oh, Oh, hey. I didn't make him come. I mean, I tried to get rid of him.
Jonathan: Yeah, she tried to push me out of the train.
Samantha: It wasn't going yet!
Mrs. Rossini: Tony!
Tony: Hey, Mrs. Rossini!
Mrs. Rossini: You got the kids! Good. Don't be too hard on them, Tony. Remember when you was a kid? You got drunk on alter wine and mooned the Little Sisters of Hope.
Jonathan: Mom, my cockroach won the race!
(Angela knocks it out of his hand and stomps on it)
Jonathan: Well, at least he died a winner.
(the phone rings and Mona answers it)
Mona: Hello? What? What? Oh, heavens are you sure?
Tony & Angela: What is it?
Mona: You've just won a barbecue.
(Mona picks up Jonathan's bee jar)
Mona: Are these your bees?
Angela: Uh, no, I don't think so.
Mona: Good, because it seems like one is eating the other.
(both look in the jar and put their glasses on top of their head)
Angela: No, Mother. It looks more like they're, um… friends.
Mona: Ooh, you're right. I've always heard about the birds and the bees, but I've never seen it before.
Angela: Do you think we're intruding?
Mona: I think that I am going to take them outside. I just saw one of them light up a little cigarette.
(talking about Angela)
Samantha: I don't have to keep a lid on for her. She's not my mother. You are.
Tony: And don't you forget it.
Angela: Sam, it's very simple. You just remove yourself from the situation. You get some space. You give him some space.
Samantha: I'll give him some space… right between his teeth.
Angela: Samantha, you don't go around slugging people. Now, did you try talking to him?
Samantha: Oh, yeah, I talked to him. I told him his mother was a cow.
Mona: I don't really know what happened. I mean, first, they were playing, then they were bleeding. I tried to stop it. (holding out her hand) Tony, could you take a look at that, too?
Tony: You too, Mona?
Mona: Yeah, that Welling kid's tough.
Angela: Richard Welling? He's such a nice-looking boy.
Mona: Not anymore.
Angela: What am I gonna tell his mother?
Mona: Well, what about… "Nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah"
Tony: Yeah, this is where I had my first beer, played my first game of pool, and in the back there's the room where I first got...(looks at Angela) drunk.
On the Season 1 DVD, this is listed as the 5th episode, for its production order.