Samantha: Dad, didn't you take any of the rest of the family?
Tony: Of course, I did. Look! Here's a picture of Jonathan.
Samantha: He has Angela's head on him.
Tony: I know. I used the double exposure button. Neat, huh?
Samantha: He looks better.
Samantha: I think it so adorable how you and Angela have been acting since you told each other how you feel. Like love-sick teenagers.
Tony: Now, Samantha. Please, Sam, we're not that bad.
Angela: I'm home!
Tony: Thank god!
Angela: All done!
Tony: Wow! Already? Gee--my little bunny lips eats like a lumberjack. Anything else I can do for you today?
Angela: Let out my pants?
Mona: I can do more things with my feet than most people can with their hands.
Tony: You remember what you called me at that Greek restaurant last Friday?
Angela: Tony, I was just being a little silly and I don't think that--
Tony: Oh, so, you didn't mean it?
Angela: (mumbles) See you later, Zeus.
Tony: Oh, Angela, you little flirt you! I feel just like Doris Day in Pillow Talk.
Samantha: What is with her?
Mona: Just double checking on your father, the hitman of love.
Tony: (on the answering maching) Hi Angela, it's me--Zeus. Bad news, bad news, I've got a ton of homework so I'm going to be stuck in the library all night, I'll have to take a rain check on our date. But here is a prerecorded kiss. (he makes a kissing noise into the phone) Hey! What are you looking at, pal? You never seen nobody kiss a payphone before? Take a walk!
Angela: Besides, maybe the problem's not him; maybe it's me.
Angela: Tony's a very warm, passionate, demonstrative person, and I'm kinda of, well...
Mona: A cold fish?
Angela: I wouldn't say that.
Mona: Me, either. I cleaned it up.
Angela: Deep down, I happen to be a very hot-blooded, passionate person.
Mona: Of course you are, dear. You're a volcano, ready to explode.
Mona: I'll go warn the villagers.
Mona: She was propelled by love.
Angela: Another herbal tea.
Kelly: You've had four of those already, honey.
Hoyt: And she wants another. I mean, it's herbal tea. What's the worse that could happen? She gets mellow and starts singing Joni Mitchell songs?
Hoyt: A relationship that can't survive honesty is one that shouldn't be.
Tony: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Hoyt: A woman is like a flower. Too much love, like too much water, and she'll wither.
Kelly: Oh, he talks big, but his watering can's been dry for years.
Hoyt: At least my petals ain't drooping.
Kelly: That's it! You're sleeping with the dog tonight, mister!
Hoyt: It'll be a step up!
Angela: I give, in my own way. It's just not as easy for me to express my emotion as it is for you.
Tony: I know, I know. Cold fish.
Angela: Did Mother tell you that?
Tony: Well, yeah, but I had to clean it up.
Misery is a reference to the 1990 film Misery starring James Cann and Kathy Bates.