Tony Danza |
Tony Micelli |
Alyssa Milano |
Samantha Micelli |
Judith Light |
Angela Bower |
Katherine Helmond |
Mona Robinson |
Danny Pintauro |
Jonathan Bower |
Rhoda Gemignani |
Mrs. Rossini (recurring) |
William Schilling |
Mr. Chomsky |
Guest Star |
Paul Mercier |
Announcer |
Guest Star |
Billy Gallo |
Al |
Recurring Role |
Angela: I'm trying to get a variety of opinions to help me find a slogan.
Tony: How about, "if swallowed, induce vomiting"?
Samantha: You wouldn't believe the discrimination out there. No one wants to rent to a young, single person.
Al: No matter how good-looking you are.
Angela: Let's free associate for a minute. You've just had an exhausting workout, you've pushed your body to the max; what do you say?
Mona: Thank you, Max.
Mona: Hey, I heard a man scream and it didn't come from my place.
Angela: Al was screaming in his sleep.
Al: No way, I sleep like a corpse.
Tony: Yeah, one that was buried alive.
Tony: I don't believe this. Am I the last honest man in America?
Angela: Yes, Tony, you are.
Tony: I don't believe this. Am I the last responsible man in America?
Angela: Yes, Tony, you are.
Al: It's so quiet out here in the country. I slept like a log.
Angela: Wonder if he'd float like one.
Angela: Le Fizz is...a scream. Yes! That's it! That's it! That's stupid I'm so tired!
Tony: I made your stomach upset, too?
Samantha: Tied in knots.
Tony: Oh, honey, that's wonderful.
Samantha: It is?
Tony: Oh, yeah.
Samantha: Oh, well, then this will really make your day. I have gum disease; let's party!
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