Seating Order: Greg, Phil, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from:
Phil: Arnold Schwarzenegger as a stand-up comic
Colin: an astronaut taking off
Ryan: an impatient driver who gets stuck in traffic.
Animals: Ryan tries to tell his father, Colin, about his gay lover, Greg while playing basketball; all three are penguins.
Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Mmmm Hmmm about Hey, Diddle Diddle are:
Host: Greg(Terrason Dink)
Guest #1: Ryan(Rand McNally), upset that 'the little boy laughed to see such sport'
Guest #2: Colin(Hoss Periwinkle), who was in a relationship with the dish that ran away with the spoon
Audience Member: Phil, angry about the goverment sending cows to the moon and a man in a relationship with a fork.
World's Worst: Ad for a body product.
Props: The teams are:
Greg and Phil with a plastic basketball and stand
Ryan and Colin with a pink flower with petals.
Strange Bedfellows: Something in the apartment has broken down for the following roommates:
Greg: Woody Allen
Phil: Jack Nicholson
Ryan: John Wayne.
Moving People: Ryan(moved by audience member Marilee)is a woman in labor and Colin(moved by audience member Terina) is her husband who helps deliver the baby; they start out as asleep.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting are:
Anchor: Greg(Curved Slightly)
Co-Anchor: Colin, a stagecoach driver under attack
Sports: Phil as Robin Williams
Weather: Ryan, a ventriloquist on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
Winner: Colin and Ryan
Credit Reading: Colin and Ryan as two cocky roller coaster riders who have understimated the size of this one.