(in World's Worst)
Ryan: Find that there's certain parts of your body that you just cant reach to clean? Why not try Midget In A Can?
Phil: If you're like me, you're tired of having arms! They're always in the way!
Colin: I'm Clive Anderson and I used to have no neck. But now, with new Neck Insert, look! (points and turns his neck)
Greg: Hello, I'm Clive Anderson. I used to have no hair, but look! (runs his fingers through his hair)