Caroline and Josie dedicated their song to Johnny Depp, but Clive said 'Who's Johnny Depp?'
Caroline: (in Santa hat) Hello, Santa, do you want a little helper?
Colin: (in judge's wig) I sentence you to check my briefs!
Ryan: (in Carmen Miranda-type hat) I really have nothing to say, I just like wearing this.
Colin: (in white afro) Fancy a shag?
(in Picture, the picture had a chicken in it)
Caroline: Yes, you used to have a lovely cock.
Ryan: Frankly, I'd rather shag this chicken than you.
Caroline: (after someone drops something in the studio) Oh, I'm sorry, there's a drunk in the audience!
Caroline: Take your cock away!
Josie: (in LMAD) Colin reminds me of a bloke I used to go out with.
(in F&TS, Baywatch, Josie goes behind Caroline and puts her hands on Caroline's ample chest while she runs)
Clive: (buzzing) Do some more of that. (buzzes) '70's cop show.
Caroline: Yes, cover me.(laughter and applause) You'll need bigger hands, I think.
(in F&TS, someone suggests 'Sleeping With The Wolves')
Caroline: What's that?
Josie: Sleeping with the wolves?
Clive: It's a hobby.
Colin: (in the Credit Reading) Somebody check his visa! He's here illegally! He is! He told me!
Comedy Central's order was: F&TS, LMAD, Picture, Party Quirks, Moving People, Duet, Hats and Hoedown with Secret edited out. On BBC America, however, the episode is shown intact, in the original order.