Whose Line Is It Anyway?
ABC (ended 2006)
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Season 8
- Ep 21Show No. 802112/15/07
Superheroes solve the crisis of no shoelaces, Colin escapes from a POW camp, Denny chooses from strange bachelors, and Ryan finds shoplifter Colin in the final episode of the series. - Ep 20Show No. 802012/15/07
Brad has to choose a date, Colin and Ryan are trapped in Bigfoot country, and the game show Pick The Cheese is also featured. - Ep 19Show No. 801812/14/07
Greg, Wayne, Colin, Ryan
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''Questions Only: High school reunion
''Film, TV and Theatre : Ryan is a volcano expert talking to Greg, the sceptical mayor on the lip of a dormant volcano showing signs of life. : Kung Fu movie, Horror movie, Kabuki, infomercial, striptease.
''Song : Wayne sings to Sarah the teacher as James Brown.
Props: Colin+ Ryan vs. Greg+ Wayne.
''Gameshow: Greg hosts Who's your Daddy?
''Hats: Ryan+ Colin vs. Wayne+ Greg; World's worst dating service video.
Scene to Rap: Scene based in a Laundromat.
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''Winner: None Credit reading: Nonemoreless - Ep 18Show No. 801612/13/07
Colin directs a gangster in an ER, Wayne and Jeff sing more(yes, more!) Songs of Norway, and Two Line Vocabulary at Jurrasic Park. - Ep 17Show No. 800912/4/07
Kathy has to choose from Rocky, a terminator and a mother penguin while Wayne sings more songs about James Bond and Ryan and Colin play Peter Pan and Wendy. - Ep 16Show No. 800711/10/06
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of no beer are:
''Greg: Super Bum
''Ryan: Rodeo Boy
''Colin: Captain Nosy
''Wayne: Captain Totally Made Of Springs.
''Sound Effects: Colin is a monk who escapes from his monastery for a night on the town. Ryan provides his noises.
''Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.
''Hey You Down There: Greg narrates a 1950's public information film about preparing for a nuclear attack with Ryan and Colin acting it out.
''Daytime Talk Show: Talking about Hey, Diddle Diddle are:
''Host: Greg
''Guest #1: Ryan (Prof. Phillips of the Phillps Observatory)
''Guest #2: Colin (Filly Felroid, who worked to get the cow to jump over the moon)
''Audience Members: Wayne (Dr. Ramba Shahlabahugodomestuibe and the mother of the little boy who laughed).
''Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene set at a a school.
''Hats/Dating Service Videos: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin.
Winner: None named
''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 15Show No. 801511/9/06
Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin, and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Patrick has to choose from:''Brad: a catty Vegas showgirl''Colin: Hannibal Lecter''Ryan: a boisterous drunk in a strip club.''Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin are alligator hunters in the Everglades.''Styles: Elvis, horror movie, South Park, Star Trek, martial arts movie, and Lone Ranger.''Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The 11:30 News are:''Anchor: Brad(Oblong Monkeyplaster)''Co-Anchor: Ryan(Cheese Slices), a bad magician''Sports: Patrick(Turkey Baster), an emotional actor accepting an award''Weather: Colin(Relish Sandalstraps), desperate to go to the bathroom.''Secret: Ryan and Colin are Adam and Eve with the secret(an extra rib) under a fig leaf.''Newsflash: Colin reports from people playing and living underwater to Ryan, Patrick and Brad in the studio.''Scene To Rap: Brad and Patrick, joined later by Colin and Ryan, do a scene at a mini-mart.
Winner: All four''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 14Show No. 800611/8/06
Seating Order: Brad, Ian, Colin, and Ryan.
Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Hills, Hills, Hills about Jack And Jill are:
''Host: Brad (Carlos Mountain Topper)
''Guest #1: Ryan (Dr. Phillip Glassman, Jack's personal physician)
''Guest #2: Colin (Johnny Williams, the owner of the hill)
''Audience Member: Ian (Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater who is also Jill's stepbrother).
''Film, TV and Theatre : Ryan and Colin have been working too long at the fish-cutting factory, and Colin is beginning to crack.
'': Martha Stewart, Elvis movie, The Shining, Power Rangers and family movie.
''Song : Brad sings to Lynelle, a marketing assistant for a home video movie company, in the of a country western ballad.
''Newsflash: Ryan reports from a crowd of women at a department store sale to Brad, Colin and Ian in the studio.
''Props: Brad and Colin vs. Ryan and Ian.
''Sports Commentators: Brad and Ian report on rival flight attendants Ryan and Colin.
''90-Second Alphabet: In and old West saloon, Ryan accuses Drew of cheating in a card game and Colin is Miss Kitty trying to calm things down; starting with 'L'.
Winner: Ryan and Colin
''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 13Show No. 800811/7/06
Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock Evening News are:''Anchor: Denny(Fifi Leadbottom)''Co-Anchor: Colin(Rock Solid), an awkward teenager on his first date with Denny''Sports: Wayne, Richard Simmons''Weather: Ryan(Rock 'Paper And' Scissors), attatched to Denny by a strong rubber band.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Shelly, a housewife with a year-and-a half old, as James Brown.''Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a bowling alley.''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Denny and Ryan.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fish Cutter. Wayne sings:'''Of Cod And Country' in swing style'''Someone Call The Carps' in reggae style'''Your Plaice Or Mine?' in classic rock-and-roll style.''Dead Bodies: Drew, Denny, Colin and audience member Jerress do the following scene: Drew is a Baywatch lifeguard who has just saved Jerress from drowning and Denny is his jealous girlfriend. However, Drew and Jerress are dead and when Denny comes in she dies. Colin carries on the scene by manipulating them.
Winner: Denny and Colin''Credit Reading: None.''moreless - Ep 12Show No. 801411/6/06
The improv team create a cowboy fashion show, while also doing a scene from Charlie's Angels. - Ep 11Show No. 80193/24/06
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Questions Only: Colin and Brad vs. Wayne and Ryan do a scene set on an international flight.
''Secret: Ryan is Tarzan and Colin is Jane, with the secret in Tarzan's loin cloth.
''Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Sarah, an auditor, in pop ballad style.
''Backwards Scene, Ryan is visiting Brad, the doctor and Colin, the nurse as Ryan says good-bye.
''Party Quirks, Brad hosts:
''Wayne: an android servant malfunctioning
''Colin: a criminal on the run using all modes of transportation
''Ryan: a mouse narrowly avoiding being killed.
''Daytime Talk Show: Talking about "Cinderella" in Hey, It's Past 12 O'Clock, Where's That Pumpkin? are:
''Host: Brad (Farley Tail)
''Guest #1: Wayne (LeStrange, claimimg the story was modeled after her)
''Guest #2: Colin (Salmonella, one of Cinderella's beauty-impaired sisters, claiming they didn't treat her mean)
''Audience Members: Ryan (a man who wants to know where Jerry is and a woman who thinks the guests are too hard on Cinderella).
''Hoedown: About snoring.
Winner: None named
''Credit Reading: None.
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Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.
Award Show: Greg and Wayne host the criminals award show, with Ryan and Colin as nominees(and winners) in the audience.''Newsflash: Colin reports from movie explosions to Greg and Ryan in the studio.''Irish Drinking Song: About having a hairy back.''Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin do the world's worst dating service videos.''Film Dub: Ryan, Greg and Colin do a scene about the morning after a big party.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Nurse. Wayne sings:''It's Not That Kind Of Thermometer as Earth, Wind & Fire''Turn And Cough in mariachi style.''World's Worst: Hitchhikers to give a ride to; Drew replacing Wayne.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Wayne and Greg as two Army officers in the heat of battle deciding which soldiers to send on a dangerous mission.moreless - Ep 9Show No. 80133/22/06
Seating Order: Wayne, Stephen, Colin, and Ryan.
Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of no clean underwear are:''Colin: Underwear Man''Ryan: Totally Worships Colin Man''Wayne: The Chippendale Kid''Stephen: Angry New York Cop Man.''Scene To Music: In a very busy restaurant, customer Colin complains to chef Ryan about his meal; they react to spaghetti Western music coming in midway through the scene.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Toby, who plays violin with the American Youth Symphony, as Michael Jackson.''Newsflash: Colin reports from UFOs attacking Japan to Stephen and Ryan in the studio.''Stand Sit Bend: Wayne and Colin are a angry couple returning their car to Ryan's used car lot.''Foreign Film Dub: Wayne(translated by Colin) and Stephen(translated by Ryan) act out a scene from the German film Don't Touch My Sauerkraut.''Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is a nervous teenage girl getting ready for the prom and Drew is her girlfriend helping her prepare.
Winner: Ryan and Colin''Credit Reading: None.''moreless - Ep 8Show No. 80113/21/06
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.
Daytime Talk Show: Bible, Bible, Everywhere profiles Noah's Ark. Participating are:
''Host: Brad (Mass Confusion)
''Guest #1: Wayne (Zebecadiah Jones, Noah's neighbor)
''Guest #2: Ryan (Houston Pings, a meteorologist)
''Audience Members: Colin (a man upset that the unicorns drowned, and a women disgusted with both the guests).
''Sound Effects: Colin is Indiana Jones trying to find an ancient treasure in a booby-trapped cave.
''Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene involving a train wreck.
''Ice Skaters: Ryan and Colin are Olympic ice skaters doing their final routine, of which the subject is getting up in the morning.
''Improbable Mission: Upon the instructions given to them on the tape by Brad, Colin and Ryan are secret agents who must mow the lawn in front of the American Embassy in the Central American county of Pakalakawakala.
''Dead Bodies: In a deleted scene from Titanic, Jack (Ryan) is drawing Rose (audience member Julie) in the nude when her fiance (Wayne) bursts in and announces they've just struck an iceberg. Ryan and Julie are dead, Wayne dies when he enters the scene, Colin takes their bodies and keeps the scene going.
''Questions Only: Tension breaks out in the gangster world of 1930's Chicago; Drew replaces Brad.
Winner: Brad
''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 7Show No. 80173/20/06
Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.
Fashion Models: Denny emcees the construction worker fashion show; with the others as the models.''Film, TV, and Theatre Styles: Colin approaches his neighbor, Ryan, to complain about Ryan's pit bull.''Styles: Gangster movie, romance, slasher film, surfer movie, science fiction movie, and spaghetti Western.''Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene set at the circus.''Old Job New Job: At the dentist's, Wayne is the patient, Denny the hygenist and Ryan and Colin the dentists(who used to be firefighters).''Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set in a laundromat.''Dating Service Videos/Hats: Wayne and Denny vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos.''Hoedown: About giving birth.
Winner: None''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 6Christmas Episode - Show No. 801012/12/05
The special Christmas episode.
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Questions with Wigs: All four do a scene where an extended family gets together for Christmas dinner.''Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Santa Claus and his reindeer, Donner in the style of swing music.''Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two doctors at a party on a snowy Christmas Eve who suddenly get called to a frantic maternity ward on the other side of town. Audience member Shawna did the sfx for Ryan, and audience member Nancy did them for Colin.''Scenes from a Hat: People you don't want to get caught with under the mistletoe, celebrities who shouldn't release rap records, thoughts that keep Drew up at night, what Santa really does when he arrives down your chimney, and odd things to have written in icing on a cake.''Helping Hands: Dynamic corporate boss Ryan(with Colin's hands) has invited his newest recruit to the company, Drew, over for Christmas dinner.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as Santa's squabbling elves, with Santa and Donner watching.moreless - Ep 5Show No. 800511/21/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make a Date: Kathy has to choose from:''Wayne: E.T.'s manic frat boy brother who has come to Earth to party''Colin: the world's most nervous first time flier using an airplane restroom when a violent storm hits''Ryan: a talking fierce bald eagle hatching her egg Colin and preparing him for life outside the nest.''Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two high tech American thieves break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels. They must escape when they are detected. Audience member Jess does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Marcy does them for Colin.''Two Line Vocabulary: Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens.''Ryan's lines: 'Why is this happening?' and 'Can I get one of those?'''Wayne's lines: 'What's this for?' and 'Do you expect me to believe that?'''Party Quirks: Kathy hosts:''Wayne: a person on a TV game show where the more audience members he gets to swap clothes with each other, the more money he wins''Colin: an excited teen at an amusement park who thinks everyone on the show is a thrill ride''Ryan: a dog obedience trainer who thinks everyone on the show is a misbehaving pooch.''Themed Restaurant: Drew and Kathy are in a circus themed restaurant with Ryan and Colin as waiter and maitre d'.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as four commuters squashed together, packed really tight, on a packed subway train.moreless - Ep 4Show No. 800411/7/05
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from:''Wayne: a hip-hop radio DJ''Colin: an 80 year old who's taken way too much aphrodisiac''Ryan: a drill sargeant.''Fashion Models: Greg(Mr. Snackwell) introduces models Ryan, Colin and Wayne in the race car driver fashion show.''Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.''Scene To Rap: All four rap about zombies; Wayne and Greg start.''Party Quirks: Greg hosts:''Wayne: a daredevil motorcycle stunt rider''Colin: evolving from primeval ooze to man''Ryan: Rocky in 30 seconds.''Hoedown: About mid-terms.''Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is going to propose to Drew, his girlfriend, during a romantic dinner together.
Winner: Colin and Ryan''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 3Show No. 800310/17/05
Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin and Ryan.
Questions Only: The scene is chaos in Manhattan as Godzilla approaches.
''Sound Effects: Colin is a beach bum who loves water sports trying to impress girls at the beach; Ryan provides the sfx.
''Song : Brad sings to Wilma, a schedule coordinator at a medical school in Indianapolis, as Oasis.
''Props: Brad and Patrick vs. Ryan and Colin.
''Sportscasters: Brad (Peter Bundtcake) and Patrick (Chelsea Swirl) commentate on competing gardeners Ryan (Franco) and Colin (Fargi).
''Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Eggs, Eggs, Eggs about Humpty Dumpty are:
''Host: Brad (Carl Omelet)
''Guest #1: Ryan (Thomas Guide, Humpty's lawyer)
''Guest #2: Patrick (Clifford Forehead, one of the king's men and also first on the scene)
''Audience Member: Colin (called 'the doofus' by Drew)
''Hoedown: About weddings.
''Stand, Sit, Bend: Ryan and Drew are two members of a wedding party trying to reassure Colin, the nervous groom, that everything will be all right.
Winner: Colin and Ryan
''Credit Reading: None.moreless - Ep 2Show No. 800210/10/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:''Anchor: Colin(Woodrow 'But Don't Have' A. Paddle)''Co-Anchor: Chip(Zinc Lightly), a used car salesman who'll sell anything''Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson at 100 determined to show he's still got it''Weather: Ryan(Spunky), the Back to the Future scientist desperate to power up his time-traveling Delorean.''Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the new hit TV series Mel Gibson and the Wrestler with Colin and Ryan acting out the title sequence.''Scenes from a Hat: The winning entires in the hillbilly poetry competition, the right way and the wrong way, what you would choose to do if you knew a huge meteor was about to hit the Earth, bad things to see written in the sky, things they never write songs about, and weird things to get turned on by.''Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of the Fireman. Chip and Wayne sing:''Carry Your Head On My Shoulder as the Osmonds''Oops, We Hit The Dog in 'country boogie' style.''Hoedown: About professors and dentists, Drew replacing Chip.
Winner: Chip''Credit Reading: Chip as a game show announcer reading the prize list.moreless - Ep 1Show No. 800110/3/05
In Fashion Models, Denny commentates on the Security Guard Fashion Show. In Let's Make a Date, Denny must choose from a Spanish game show host (Wayne), an inept lap dancer (Colin), and a man in traction after an accident caused by Denny (Ryan). In Narrate, Colin and Ryan act out a film noir scene at a bus stop. Film Dub has Ryan, Denny, and Colin improvising an announcement at the airline office. In Film, Theatre and Television Styles, Wayne is an upstart young pool hustler challenging Ryan, the veteran pool guy. In Hey, You Down There!, Denny narrates for Ryan and Colin in "How to Cope with Problems on a Long Road Trip." In Props, it's Ryan and Denny vs. Colin and Wayne. Finally, the entire gang, except Drew, sing another Blind Date Hoedown.moreless
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Season 7
- Ep 25Show No. 70255/23/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Questions Only: Kathy and Wayne start in a scene where they are a very passionate couple who stumble across Frankenstein's castle one stormy night.''Sound Effects: Bad-tempered Santa Ryan and panicky elf Colin are late loading up the sleigh to start their round of deliveries. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Karen does them for Colin.''Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: ''Anchor: Colin(Dan 'You're Gonna Pay Me Back That Ten' Bucks)''Co-Anchor: Kathy(Doody McPherson), a hideous old crone coming on to all of the men.''Sports: Wayne, whose body is being controlled by a prankster in the audience.''Weather: Ryan(Stormy), a hi-tech thief on a mission to steal the amazingly life-like Kathy Greenwood statue.''Scenes From A Hat: If statues could speak, things you don't want to see old people doing and outtakes from the Whose Line soap opera.''Helping Hands: Martha Stewart is away and Ryan (using Colin's hands) is her bad-tempered stand-in holding a master for Kathy, giving her tips for the holiday season.
Winner: None announced''Credit Reading: All four as if their bodies were being controlled by a prankster in the audience.moreless - Ep 24Show No. 70245/16/05
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne and Ryan are Southern convicts escaping from a chain gang through a swamp when one of them gets stuck in quicksand. Brad is the tough prison guard closing in on them with the help of his tracking dogs.''forbidden''Motown Group: Wayne, Brad and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Policeman.''Sound Effects: Ryan is James Bond and Colin is the 'beautiful girl;' they are tied up in the villain's mountain headquarters moments from a horrible death. They must try to make their escape from the villain and his army of henchmen. Audience member Priscilla does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Linda does them for Colin.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The President. Wayne and Brad sing:''Where'd You Get That Cuban? as The Doors''Ruckus In The Caucus in disco forbidden''Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Drew and Ryan.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Wayne and Brad as two guys in a bar complaining aboue the people who have maid their lives miserable.moreless - Ep 23Show No. 70235/9/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:''Anchor: Colin(Noah Sheshaving Mybaby)''Co-Anchor: Kathy(Tipsy), a Jerry Springer guest who's been brought on to reveal her shocking secret to her husband Colin''Sports: Wayne(Juan Tanamera), a world famous fashion designer training his new models(audience members Pepe, Fredrico, Marzipan and Chablis) how to walk the catwalk''Weather: Ryan(Scattered Showers), using everyone else's bodies as his weather maps.''Number Of Words: In a deleted scene from Rocky, Rocky(Colin) is being trained by his coach(Ryan). His wife, Adrian(Kathy) is trying to talk him out of fighting. Suddenly, Rocky's tough-talking opponent Apollo(Wayne) enters the gym.''Colin-3 words''Ryan-5 words''Kathy-2 words''Ryan-4 words.''Action Replay: First scene: With his boss arriving for dinner at any moment, panicky Kathy is struggling to get into her tight outfit while her husband Wayne is frantically trying to fix a burst pipe under the bathroom sink.''Second Scene: Using the others movements, but not their dialogue, Ryan and Colin prepare to go on stage.''Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are a couple riding donkeys into the Grand Canyon for a romantic overnight camping trip; Wayne and Kathy are the props.''Showstopping Number: Ryan and Colin do a scene set in the U. S. Senate; Wayne joins later.''World's Worst: Person to be married to; Drew replacing Kathy.
Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: Ryan as a dog obedience trainer and the others as misbehaving pooches.moreless - Ep 22Show No. 70225/2/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from:''Wayne: a panicky frat boy waking up on his wedding day blindfolded, naked and handcuffed to Colin''Colin: an incompetent 1940's gangster who bungles a bank robbery and has to make a desperate escape''Ryan: a smart-mouthed brat who's been told never to lick the metal plate in Colin's head in winter.''Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Fireman.''Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a lingerie shop.''Scenes From A Hat: Other people Dorothy might have met and what they would have asked the Wizard for, titles of self-help books written by dogs, world's worst person to share an elevator with, what phone sex operators are really doing on the other end of the line, how men can make the most of their time when they are stuck cudding with 'the little woman,' and the last thing Drew Carey thinks before he drifts off to sleep.''Hoedown: About your weight; Drew replacing Kathy.
Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: All four as gushing actors taking curtain calls and thanking their audience.moreless - Ep 21Show No. 70214/25/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from:''Wayne: all the characters from Austin Powers''Colin: a dunk tank loudmouth unknowingly suspened above a pool of piranha fish''Ryan: a series of kids coming to see department store Santa Colin with their Christmas wish lists.''Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Nicole, a receptionist, in swing style.''Bartender: Participating are:''Chip: the bartender''Colin: angry about his haircut''Ryan: in love with his shoes.''Party Quirks: Chip hosts:''Wayne: the entire night's entertainment at a Hawaiian hotel luau''Colin: a salty old sea dog who can see amazing sights through people's belly buttons''Ryan: a series of tempermental actresses screen testing for a nude love scene with the host.''Irish Drinking Song: About a break-up.''World's Worst: Person to be leader of the world in a crisis; Drew replacing Chip.
Winner: Chip''Credit Reading: All four; Wayne, Chip and Ryan as kids telling department store Santa Colin their Christmas wish lists.moreless - Ep 20Show No. 70204/18/05
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Number Of Words: In a scene from Star Trek, Captain Kirk(Ryan) has been captured by a Klingon(Wayne). Mr. Spock(Brad) and Scotty(Colin) beam down to the planet to rescue them.''Ryan: 3 words''Wayne: 4 words''Brad: 5 words''Colin: 2 words.''Scenes From A Hat: Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the loud music stops, bad things to say or do to someone with a hairy back, poems about embarassing moments, and the worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading into a commercial.''Dubbing: Colin is an explorer who finds Jane(audience member Rachel; voiced by Brad) in the jungle taking Cheetah for a walk and tries to persuade her to return to civilization with him. Suddenly, Tarzan(Ryan) swings in to reclaim her.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of TV Detective And Cop Shows. Wayne and Brad sing:''Hey You, Get Off McCloud as the Rolling Stones''Ah, Just One More Thing from the Columbo opera''the theme to Spritzer and Hutch in burlesque stripper style.''Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Drew and Ryan.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: All four as commuters squeezed together on a packed train.moreless - Ep 19Show No. 70194/11/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: College jock Chip and his nagging girlfriend (Ryan) are lost and scared in the woods and take refuge in a creepy log cabin. Suddenly the razor-gloved disfigured maniac Freddy Kreuger(Wayne) bursts through the window.''Styles: competing to see who can do the best Elvis impression, as clips from America's Funniest Home Videos, doing the whole scene backwards and as strippers.''Newsflash: Colin reports from a group of heavy-set female dancers to Chip and Ryan in the studio.''Party Quirks: Chip hosts:''Wayne: desperate to show off his wrestling skills by challenging all comers to wrestle on stage with him''Colin: James Bond on an important mission who has a terrible case of food poisoning''Ryan: a series of purebreds competing at a dog show but easily distracted by the crowd.''Bartender: Participating are:''Chip: the bartender''Wayne: celebrating puberty''Ryan: thinks he is a princess''Colin: mad about his divorce.''Hoedown: About having an affair; Drew replacing Ryan(yes, Ryan).
Winner: Ryan''Credit Reading: Chip and Wayne as two window dressers dressing dummies Colin and Ryan as they gossip about their workmates.moreless - Ep 18Show No. 70184/4/05
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene from The Exorcist: Wayne is the possessed daughter, Ryan the distressed mother trying to tie her down to the bed and Greg the priest that comes in.''Styles: going forwards and backwards and like West Side Story.''Remote Control: Talking about cows are:''Greg: Ricki Lake''Wayne: a Spanish game show''Colin: WWE Smackdown(called 'wrestling smackdown' by Drew)''Ryan: The Crocodile Hunter.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Jill, a volleyball coach at a high school in Calabasas, as Cab Calloway.''Sound Effects: President Ryan and fighter pilot Colin are watching an Independence Day parade go by when an enormous alien ship appears overhead ready to attack Earth.''Scenes From A Hat: If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers; things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone; Whose Line Is It Anyway? in different countries; and things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend.''Hoedown: About getting a speeding ticket; Drew replacing Greg.
Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: All four as stripping policemen.moreless - Ep 17Show No. 70173/28/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: During a foxhunt, the Lady of the Manor, Kathy, accidently shoots sexy stable boy Ryan. As she is removing the buck shot from his rear end, her dashing jealous fiancee, Lord Wayne, rides in with the horses and hounds.''Styles: as Vegas magicians, a horr-or movie, as catalog models and as a dominatrix and her clients.''Dubbing: In a 1930's speakeasy, mobster Colin starts hitting on audience member Megan (whose voice is provided by Wayne), the sexy nightclub entertainer, when her boyfriend, rival mobster Ryan, breaks in.''Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to take off your pants, weird things to time, and unfortunate moments to become nauseous.''Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of Paris. Wayne sings:''My Tower Is An Eiffelas Aerosmith''50 Ways To Louvre Your Lover in Greek style.''Foreign Film Dub. Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) act out a scene from the Japanese film Ramen Aplenty.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Wayne and Kathy as parents coaching their toddlers Colin and Ryan into taking their first steps.moreless - Ep 16Show No. 70163/21/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Kathy must choose from:''Wayne: a Mission: Impossible agent lowering himself into a room to retrieve secret microfilm from Colin and Ryan's pants pockets''Colin: having passionate secret affairs with Wayne and Ryan's shoes but must choose between them''Ryan: a comedian who is bound and strapped to a time bomb that counts down whenever the audience isn't laughing.''Really Bad Hangover: Colin and Kathy are a couple getting up in the morning, but they have a really bad hangover, so all the noises are amplified. Ryan and Wayne make the noises.''Scenes From A Hat: Bad songs to sing while making love, the last thing you would expect to come out of your grandmother's mouth, adults who are still experiencing the 'terrible twos' and unusual acts perfomed on talent night at the convent.''Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do a scene called 'one day in the trailer park.'''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Circus. Wayne sings:''PPPPPPPPmmmmmmmmm(Elephant Trumpeting) in Hawaiian style''Lion Of Love as Fats Domino.''Foreign Film Dub: Kathy(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) do a scene from the Ukranian action film Action In The Ukraine.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Colin as he tells Ryan's shoe about the great future they are going to have together.moreless - Ep 15Show No. 70153/14/05
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Questionable Impressions: All four do a scene set in a police station.''Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Bill, a liquor clerk, as R.E.M.''Sound Effects: Farmer Ryan and his wife Colin are rounding up their animals because of an approaching storm when they are amazed to see a UFO landing. Audience member Giselle does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Jenny does them for Colin.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Las Vegas. Wayne and Brad sing:''I Lost My Wife On A Pair Of Threes in 'modern Calypso' style''Watered-Down Drinks in Russian style.''Hoedown: About doctors; Drew replacing Brad.
Winner: Brad''Credit Reading: All four as they play the drums.moreless - Ep 14Show No. 70143/7/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin, and Ryan.
Number Of Words: The following do a scene from The Mummy:''Jeff: an Egyptian guide(four words)''Colin: a feisty female archeologist(two words)''Wayne: the evil mummy who is released after they open his tomb(three words)''Ryan: a dashing adventurer who comes to rescue them(five words)''Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Angela, a yoga instructor, as the Rat Pack.''Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial about a new stop-snoring aid.''Scenes From A Hat: Foreign remakes of American TV shows; ads where the product and the don't match; and inoffensive words that immature people are prone to snicker at.''Bartender: Wayne pours the drinks for:''Jeff: in love with dogs''Colin: angry that his pogo stick broke''Ryan: has a problem with being colorblind.''Props: Jeff and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Wayne as Ryan and Jeff hold his arms and Colin tickles his butt.moreless - Ep 13Show No. 70132/28/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin, and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Hunky plumber Ryan is finishing up installing a new shower when frisky housewife Kathy insists on testing it. Kathy's outraged mother, Wayne, makes a dramatic entrance.''Styles: like fast-talking gangsters from a 40's film noir, like they have giant butts, and like a violent, slow-motion shoot-out.''Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing 'I Can't Stop Thinking About Your Pants' to audience member Gillian.''Scenes From A Hat: What the Queen of England is really saying to the people in the greeting line; what Lassie was really trying to tell everyone; people you wouldn't want to go on an intergalactic flight with; if adults settled disputes the way kids do; and if songs were written about life's most embarassing moments.''Helping Hands: Kathy has gone to visit her Austrian penpal(Ryan with Colin's hands) and he wants to impress her by taking her out on a romantic Alpine picnic.''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.
Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: Wayne and Kathy as a couple looking at puppies in a pet shop window and Ryan and Colin act as puppies trying to get them to take them home.moreless - Ep 12Show No. 70122/21/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from:''Wayne: the hyenas from The Lion King''Colin: a touchy French-Canadian teen who gets increasingly aggressive at people who laugh at him''Ryan: a smooth, upbeat lounge singer on a cruise liner just before disaster strikes.''Sound Effects: Indiana Jones(Ryan) and his sassy female sidekick(Colin) are on a dangerous quest for lost treasure. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Colin and audience member Michelle does them for Ryan.''Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Park(Forest) Ranger.''Helping Hands: Married man Ryan(with Colin's hands) has invited his secretary Kathy out for lunch so he can propositon her.''Foreign Film Dub: Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) do a scene from the Italian action film Killer Spaghetti.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Ryan as a lounge singer going down with the Titanic.moreless - Ep 11Show No. 70112/21/05
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of no more shaving cream are:''Greg: Not Hot But Spicy Man''Ryan: Ridicules People Behind Their Back Boy''Colin: Captain Panic''Wayne: Malfunctioning Robot Doctor.''Hey You Down There: Greg narrates a 1950's public information film about training to be a fireman; Ryan and Colin act it out.''Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a vampire bat who flies into the bedroom of mouthy college girl Wayne who is showering and getting ready for a date. After Ryan is transformed into Count Dracula, Prof. Van Helsing(Greg) kicks down the door to confront him.''Styles: Like a cheesy sitcom(Ryan is the vampire pretending he's gay), like they are incredibly nearsighted and like Riverdancers with hiccups.''Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin, Ryan and Wayne are three soldiers caught in a foxhole under enemy fire.''Wayne's lines: 'Is that what I think it is?' and 'I don't think so.'''Ryan's lines: 'Do you want a piece of this?' and 'You remind me of my mother when you do that.'''Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from Jurassic Park.''Foreign Film Dub: Wayne(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) do a scene from the Swahili horror film I Think The Mountain Moved.
Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: Colin as a psychopathing male flight attendant with an anger management thong and the others as his annoying passengers.moreless - Ep 10Show No. 70102/14/05
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is an Old West engineer driving a train carrying gold bullion, Wayne is a bandit riding up to rob it and Greg is the whip-wielding Southern owner of the train who comes in to save the day.
'': Like a Hong Kong action film where they're doing their own subtitles and with as much sexual innuendo as they can.
''Scenes From A Hat: Bad times to be distracted by a beautiful woman, making mundane instructions sound sexy, what President Bush does in the Oval Office when he's all by himself and things you can say about the food you eat, but not your girlfriend.
''African Chant: Wayne(backed by the others) sings an African chant to dance teacher Julia.
''Sound Effects: James Bond(Ryan) and his beautiful accompice, Tiffany(Colin) are settling down for a romantic encounter in an Alpine chalet when they're surprised by enemy agents. Audience member Lola does the sfx for Colin and audience member Mimi does them for Ryan.
''Fashion Models: Greg is the MC for a fashion show for sewer workers; the others are the models.
Winner: None
''Credit Reading: All four as the Village People reading them faster and faster and faster.moreless - Ep 9Show No. 70092/14/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from:''Wayne: a cheesy Mexican troubadour who sings unbelievably insulting songs about the people he serenades''Colin: a panicking Dutch peasant who thinks the openings in people's faces are leaky holes in a dyke''Ryan: the recently out-of-ohe-closet Robin Hood selecting his band of Merry Men & taking them to rob the rich''Whose Line: With an angry French mob benath the window, King Louis XVI(Ryan) and his panicking Austrian wife Marie Antoinette(Colin) must escape or face the guillotine.''Colin's line: 'Get your eyeballs out of my cleavage!'''Ryan's lines: 'You are the weakest link. Goodbye!' and' Everybody Wang Chung tonight!''Scenes From A Hat: If a Fear Factor episode was done for celebrities, the world's dumbest criminals being caught in the act, slogans on T-Shirts worn by George W. Bush and what you think your fellow cast memebers should title their autobiographies.''Song Titles: All four do a scene set in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office.''Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne, and Colin sing a doo-wop song about Janet, who died tragically in a freak Tae-Bo accident.''Props: Wayne & Colin vs. Drew & Ryan.
Winner: Chip''Credit Reading: All four as a bobsled team arguing while they're bobsledding.moreless - Ep 8Show No. 70082/7/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from:''Wayne: a mean female wrestler who recieves a valentine and is desperate to find her secret admirer''Colin: a mad Headless Horesman looking for a hideous head to replace his own''Ryan: a mischievous gargoyle at the top of Notre Dame Cathedral who keeps coming alive to cause trouble.''Film, TV and Theater Styles: Colin is a distraught bride and Wayne is her angry mother. They come to fashion designer Ryan on the morning of the wedding because the dress doesn't fit.''Styles: MacGyver, soap opera, psychic network, WWF, Crocodile Hunter and Antique Roadshow.''Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne and Colin do a doo-wop song about Erica, who died in a tragic gene splicing accident.''Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Lunch Lady. Wayne and Chip(not Brad) sing:''Aprons, Hairnets and Knee-Highs in hillbilly style''Don't Want Your Milk! in punk style.''Props: Wayne and Chip vs. Drew and Ryan.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Colin as the Headless Horseman and Ryan as his new head.moreless - Ep 7Show No. 70072/7/05
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Trying to solve the crisis of the studio being too cold are:''Brad: Cottage Cheese Man''Ryan: The Narrowly Escapes Death Kid''Colin: Captain Salmon''Wayne: Caught In A Wind Tunnel Boy.''If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin, and later, Ryan, are three supermarket employees working the night shift; using euphanisims and cliches.''All In One Voice: Singing The First Time We Swam are:''Wayne and Colin as Lucy Ricardo''Brad and Ryan as Ricky Ricardo.''Each pair much sing in one voice.''Film Dub: All four are a team of suit salesmen trying to make a sale.''Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two nervous World War II paratroopers about to leave on a mission to parachute into occupied France. Audience member Veena does the sfx for Colin and audience member Kathy does them for Ryan.''Scenes From A Hat: The curriculum at Hillbilly University, 'I didn't know the mic was on' and nightly bedside prayers of Whose Line cast members.''Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: All four like they really are freezing to death.moreless - Ep 6Show No. 7111/31/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from:''Wayne: a tempermental queen bee gathering nectar from people's faces''Colin: a 'born-to-be-wild' biker chick going from guy to guy to find a new stud to ride behind''Ryan: is having an entire relationship with the stool Colin is sitting on.''Whose Line: Indiana Jones(Ryan) and his feisty female companion(Colin) are trapped in a snake-infested Egyptian tomb and their torches are about to go out.''Colin's lines: 'Let me strip for you, big boy' and 'Rub my rump and call me Lewis.'''Ryan's lines: 'You are one ugly woman' and 'Time to make a booty call.'''Dead Bodies: In the following scene, Ryan and audience member Kelsey are all dead, Kathy joins later and dies, and Colin tries to keep the scene going: Bosley(Ryan) is being held captive by a beautiful villainess(Kelsey), who is torturing him with sexual seduction, when one of Charlie's Angels(Kathy) bursts in to rescue him.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fast Food Worker. Wayne sings:''You're My Happy Meal And I'm Your Big Mac in dixieland style''Fast Foodas Ice-T.''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.
Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: Ryan, pretending it's later in life and his relationship with the stool is on the rocks.moreless - Ep 5Show No. 70051/31/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
''Song Titles: All four do a scene at an office Christmas party that is in full swing.
''Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is leading two passengers, Wayne and Ryan, to safety on the cap S. S. Poseidon.
''Wayne's lines: 'I'm right behind you' and 'What about me?'
''Ryan's lines: 'What did you say?' and 'Hey, lighten up.'
''Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Lily, a crossing guard, as the Backstreet Boys.
''Action Replay: Wayne and Chip are two campers getting dressed in the morning and discover that insects have crawled in their clothes; Colin and Ryan do a scene with their movments, but do not hear the dialogue.
''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Pregnancy. Wayne and Chip sing:
''No, You Don't Look Fat as The Clash
''You Wanna Cut The Cord? in reggae
''Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne and Ryan do a doo-wop song about Lola, who died in a tragic golfing accident.
Winner: None
''Credit Reading: All four as if they're schoolkids jumping rope.moreless - Ep 4Show No. 70041/24/05
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
''Anchor: Colin(Lars Ofthe Redhotlovers)
''Co-Anchor: Chip, the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz who was given an overactive libido instead of courage
''Sports: Wayne(Ooog), a desperate caveman looking for food, a warm cave and a mate
''Weather: Ryan, becomes extremely nervous when he suddenly discovers its the first day of 'Ryan hunting season.'
''Duet: Wayne and Chip sing a gospel song to Mira, a first-grade Hebrew teacher.
''Whose Line: Moments before sunrise, Buffy the Vampire Slayer(Colin) has come to kill Count Dracula(Ryan) as he is draining the last drops of blood from his latest victim.
''Colin's lines: 'Grab the handle, Stella, and give it a yank' and 'Hoochie Mama's comin' home.'
''Ryan's lines: 'Your fanny is a masterpiece' and 'Who let the dogs out?'
''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Rome. Wayne and Chip sing:
''Pizza Heck Outta Me as the Brady Bunch kids
''My Tower Is Leaning in romantic '60's rhythm and blues br />''Irish Drinking Song: About falling out of a car.
Winner: All four
''Credit Reading: All four as trash-talking basketball players.moreless - Ep 3Show No. 70031/24/05
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Award Show: Greg and Wayne are the hosts of the bitter divorce award show; Ryan and Colin are nominees/winners.''Press Conference: Participating in a press conference are:''Colin: Noah, announcing he's eaten all the animals on the ark''Ryan: Bill Phillips''Greg: Barney Weinblatt, World Wildlife Federation News''Wayne: Manuel Smith, The Daily Conquistador.''Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial about stopping drinking.''Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two Musketeers, who are with their French-speaking third Musketeer. They're getting ready to ride off to a heavily guarded castle to spring the Man in the Iron Mask from the dungeon. Audience member Lynn does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Mary does them for Colin.''Irish Drinking Song: About a first car.''Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Colin and Ryan.
Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: All for as if they're in a Jimmy Stewart sound-a-like convention.moreless - Ep 2Show No. 70021/17/05
Seating Order: Wayne. Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from:''Wayne: Uncle Ernie who's drinking too much and is about to ruin his niece Colin's wedding reception''Colin: a heroic frog leading 'the Great Escape' of all the frogs from a French restaurant''Ryan: has founded a cult that worships Colin and he lives his life by Colin's example.''Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is a tough SWAT team commander with his two agents Ryan and Wayne. They must infiltrate the building where terrorists have taken over.''Wayne can only say: 'Is this it?' and 'I wanna go first.'''Ryan can only say: 'Should I be doing this?' and 'What's the point of that?'''Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do the following scene: A couple visits a Mexican-themed restaurant.''Sound Effects: Clark Kent(Ryan) is having an intimate evening with Lois Lane(Colin) when he gets the message that supervillain Lex Luthor is terrorizing New York with a series of disasters. Audience member Sharon does the sfx for Colin and audience member Karen does them for Ryan.''Showstopping Number: Colin and Ryan do a scene set at a bank; Wayne joins them later.''Themed Restaurant: Drew and Kathy have lunch at a Western-themed restaurant, Ryan and Colin are their waiters.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Colin as a field reporter with the others as lizards running behind him.moreless - Ep 1Show No. 70011/17/05
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Trying to solve the world wide crisis of no ceramic are:''Brad: Tom Arnold''Ryan: Guy Who Channels The Spirits Of Farm Animals''Colin: Captain Streaker''Wayne: Man Who Imitates Everyone While Under Caffeine.''Film Dub: All four do one day at the doctor's office.''Infomercial: Colin and Ryan do an infomercial about improving body odor.''Party Quirks: Brad hosts:''Wayne: a high-energy android who keeps running out of power & recharges by kissing someone's head''Colin: a fiery male Russian ballet dancer upset at having to perform with a substandard female cast''Ryan: a series of the world's dumbest criminals caught on tape.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The President Wayne and Brad sing:''That White House Is Big as the Talking Heads''I'm Lyin', He's Lyin', We're All Lyin' in swing style.''Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew and Ryan sing When I Touch Your Kangaroo to audience member Jodie, a student from Australia.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as the world's dumbest criminals.moreless
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Season 6
- Ep 10Show No. 4289/4/04
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Solving the crisis of being at the North Pole are:''Colin: Magnet Man''Ryan: Mesmerized By Moving Objects Man''Chip: The Bob Fosse Kid''Wayne: Chainsaw Massacre Boy.''Duet: Wayne and Chip sing about a sponge in Busby Berkeley style with Ryan and Colin as the dancers behind them.''Weird Newscasters: Reporting are:''Anchor: Colin (Keithmy 'Pasty' Whitebutt)''Co-Anchor: Chip, Snagglepuss''Sports: Wayne(Wickie), who spots his next door neighbor peeping on him and decides to put on a 'little show'''Weather: Ryan(Norman Desmond), the rise and fall of a female Hollywood legend of the silver screen.''Newsflash: Colin reports from clips of Ryan to Chip and Ryan in the studio.''Irish Drinking Song: About giving birth. ''Themed Restaurant: Drew and Wayne have lunch at a baseball-themed restaurant with Ryan and Colin as the waiters.
Winner: Chip''Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as they do a Busby Berkeley song-and-dance number.moreless - Ep 9Show No. 3468/28/04
Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin and Ryan.
Questions Only: All four do a scene from a teenage soap opera.''Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set at a zoo.''Film, TV, & Theatre Styles: Wayne is a prison guard who has hunted down chained-together escaped convicts Ryan and Colin, who are hiding in an alligator-infested swamp.''Styles: Cartoon, Shakespeare, Japanese anime, Planet Of The Apes and Gilbert & Sullivan.''Party Quirks: Denny hosts:''Wayne: finds 'The Mask' at the party''Colin: a 'never say die' deer trying to cross a highway''Ryan: slow motion sports bloopers.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Soccer. Wayne sings:''Free Kick in ska style''My Shorts Chafe in Tin Pan Alley style''I'm Not Hurt, But I'm Stayin' Down as the Beastie Boys''I've Got A Yellow Card as Paul Robeson.''Hoedown: About working out; Drew replacing Denny.
Winner: Denny''Credit Reading: Wayne as Richard Simmons leading an aerobics class.moreless - Ep 8Show No. 3148/21/04
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Film, TV, & Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin have disguised themselves as women in an all-female band to hide from Wayne, a hit man working for the mob.''Styles: Western, Sesame Street, Shakespeare, Shaft and opera.''Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the hit ABC sitcom The Travel Agent And Tom Jones while Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence.''Action Replay: In the first scene, Wayne is angry at Chip for letting their poisonous pet snake escape. Then Ryan and Colin search for something that is stinking up their house doing the same motions that the others did.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Hit Man. Wayne and Chip sing:''Garotte, Garotte, Garotte as Duran Duran''The Sound Of Silencers in salsa style''Hit Man Girl as Blink-182''Poison In Your Wine in rockabilly style.''90-Second Alphabet: Drew and Colin are both sisters getting ready for the prom when Ryan, the star quarterback shows up and they both realize that they've both been asked out by him; starting with 'J'.
Winner: Wayne and Chip''Credit Reading: All four as celebrities parachuting for charity.moreless - Ep 7Show No. 4308/14/04
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from:''Wayne: Michael Jackson turning into a bloodthirsty werewolf''Colin: the world's most annoying person to sit next to on an airplane''Ryan: an evil scientist in his lab about to mutate into a horrific version of the other two bachelors.''Newsflash: Colin reports from footage of babies to Greg and Ryan in the studio.''Funeral: Attending the funeral of Joe, who died in a freak fishing accident are:''Host: Greg''Mourner #1: Colin(Blake, Joe's fishing trainer)''Mourner #2: Ryan(Little Billy, who was in the boat with Joe when he died).''After they give rememberances, they must sing(along with Greg), a song about Joe all in one voice.''Party Quirks: Greg hosts:''Wayne: an heroic fireman determined to rescue everyone''Colin: talent night at an old folks home''Ryan: a series of delivery guys in porn films.''African Chant: Wayne and the others do an African chant for Crystal, who is a candy and food hawker at a speedway.''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.
Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: All four as lingerie models in a catalog.moreless - Ep 6Show No. 505 -- Valentine's Day Show8/7/04
A special Valentine's Day themed episode features Colin playing the Queen announcing an affair with Ryan and cheerleaders from Loyola Marymount helping out. - Ep 5Show No. 3457/31/04
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of clogged toilets are:
''Greg: Shedding Cat Man
''Ryan: Strutting Pick-Up Artist Boy
''Colin: Exciteable Hamster Boy
''Wayne: Enthusiastic Game Show Contestant Boy.
''Questionable Impressions: All four do a scene set in a funeral home.
''Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.
''Song : Wayne sings to Terry, a second assistant at a clothing store, in gospel
''Moving People: Colin is a doctor flown in by helicopter to rescue Ryan, who has been bitten by a venomous snake. Audience member Shauna moves Colin and audience member Amy moves Ryan.
''Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Colin and Ryan doing the world's worst dating service videos.
''Hoedown: About pregnancy tests.
Winner: Ryan and Wayne
''Credit Reading: Ryan and Wayne as a wrestling team challenging their opponents.moreless - Ep 4Show No. 3477/29/04
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Wayne must choose from:''Greg: an angry Jerry Springer guest''Colin: a venriloquist whose dummy is sabotaging his chances''Ryan: a frustrated writer going insane at a remote hotel.''Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from The Posiedon Adventure.''Sound Effects: Colin is a Jedi Knight who gets the call that the Empire is attacking.''Film Dub: Greg, Ryan and Colin do a scene called 'one day at the gas station.'''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Hockey. Wayne sings:''Body Check Of Love as Fats Domino''Pffff as Smokey Robinson''I Wanna Score On You as Kool and the Gang.''Hoedown: About moving; Drew replacing Wayne.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Colin and Greg as frantic traders at the stock exchange as the market fluctuates.moreless - Ep 3Show No. 3487/8/04
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:''Anchor: Colin(Thor Butnot Complaining)''Co-Anchor: Chip, a 1950's teen rebel biker''Sports: Wayne, a harem girl sent in to entertain the sultan''Weather: Ryan(Sonny Skies), it's his last day and he wants to go out in a blaze of glory.''Sound Effects: Colin is a emergency room physician who gets called in on New Year's Eve; with Ryan doing his sfx.''Title Sequence: Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to the hit sitcom The Sumo Wrestler And The Model with Ryan and Colin acting the title sequence.''Scene With An Audience Member: Batman(Ryan) has come to the rescue of Batgirl(audience member Emily) from the clutches of the Riddler(Colin).''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Warrior Princess. Wayne and Chip sing:''Lalalalalala as Jerry Lee Lewis''Clubs, Spears And Shields as Kid Rock(and Joe C.)''Huge Women, Puny Men in techno style.''Questions Only: The scene is set on the Titanic, with Drew replacing Chip.
Winner: Ryan, Colin and Wayne''Credit Reading: Ryan and Wayne as two guys arguing over who Kid Rock is.moreless - Ep 2Show No. 4247/1/04
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan..
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne and Ryan are two bickering French chefs who accidentally start a fire in their kitchen. Brad is the fireman who comes in to rescue them.
'': Like they are masochists, and like they are doing slow-motion stunts.
''Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
''Anchor: Colin (Earl, from Ipanema)
''Co-Anchor: Brad (Happy Shagg), the owner of a local wig store doing a cheap commercial for it
''Sports: Wayne, leading a double life: sports reporter (Jerry Fufee)by day; raging drag queen (Senorita Negracita) performing in a club by night
''Weather: Ryan (Captain Strike), a tough drill instructor pushing out-of-shape raw recruits through a difficult assault course.
''Improbable Mission: Ryan and Colin are secret agents who must walk the dog of the Prime Minister of Allupinitvania, per instructions from Wayne.
''Boogie Woogie Sisters: Brad, Wayne and Ryan sing a boogie-woogie song about superheroes.
''Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Drew and Ryan.
Winner: Colin
''Credit Reading: All four: Ryan as a tough drill instructor putting the others through their paces.moreless - Ep 1Show No. 6026/24/04
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Sheriff Ryan is pursuing dangerous violent outlaw Wayne across the roof of a speeding train when Wayne's partner Chip rides up alongside on a horse to help him.''Styles: as college girls going wild at a Mardi Gras; as male models going down a catwalk; and with their mastery of impressions, with Chip as Mr. Ed, Ryan as Mr. Magoo and Wayne as Mr. T.''Doo Wop: Wayne, Chip and Colin sing a a doo-wop song about Diana, who died tragically in a freak bowling accident.''Scenes From A Hat: Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend; shows on which you'd never expect Barney the Dinosaur to make a cameo; hillbilly proverbs; what Drew whispers in his date's ear and bad times for that laxative to kick in.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Hor-ror. Wayne and Chip sing:''The Moon Is Full And I'm Getting Hairy in jitterbug style''Hit Me With Your Best Bolt as Pat Benetar''Devil, There's A Devil, Whoa Devil, Whoa, That's A Devil as the Red Hot Chili Peppers.''Helping Hands: Hunter Ryan(with Colin's hands) has taken his girlfriend Drew for a romantic camping weekend in the wild, where he plans to propose.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as a group of jocks in the locker room bragging about all the women they've been dating.moreless
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Season 5
- Ep 34Show No. 6049/5/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: A town sheriff in the old West, Ryan, has finally caught the fugitive gunslinger, Chip, and throws him in jail. Wayne is a member of the gang who shows up to break him out.
'': Like they're falling in love with each other and putting in some product testimonials.
''Improbable Mission: Ryan and Colin must go to the grocery store to shop for groceries for the Prime Minister of Eatallyacan, per Wayne on the tape.
''Scenes From A Hat: Bad time to use the athletic butt slap, topics of discussion that always ruin a dinner party, what theWhose Line cast will ask Santa for this Christmas and things your waitress says to you that could be misconstrued as sexual.
''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Pregnancy. Wayne and Chip sing:
'''Screw Lamaze, Give Me The Epidural' as Elvis Presley.
'''Ooh, Placenta!' as KISS.
''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan.
Winner: Chip
''Credit Reading: All four as turkeys in bikinis.moreless - Ep 33Show No. 6059/5/03
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from:''Wayne: the Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens''Colin: a gawky teenager who meets an audience member and takes her on a date to the movies where he hopes to score''Ryan: Colin's highly competitive, uglier brother desperate to show that anything Colin does he can do better.''Hats: Wayne and Greg vs. Colin and Ryan doing the world's worst dating service videos.''Fashion Models: Greg is the host of the football players fashion show; the others are the models.''Scenes From A Hat: If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers and things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend.''Newsflash: Colin reports from a male stripper dressed like a state policeman to Ryan and Greg in the studio.''Hoedown: About rock stars; Drew replacing Greg.
Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: Wayne as George W. Bush with the others telling him about a crisis they are having in the White House.moreless - Ep 32Show No. 4268/29/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan.''''Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:''Anchor: Colin(Arthur Anymore Doughnuts)''Co-Anchor: Jeff, Christopher Walken trying out his stand-up routine.''Sports: Wayne(Britney-Christina Van Fluffen), Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera getting into a chickfight during a duet at an awards ceremony''Weather: Ryan(Twice Nightly), a swinger checking people out and selecting who he'll take home for tonight's bedroom escapades.''Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Katrina, who pops popcorn at the AMC movie theaters, in big band style.''Scenes From A Hat: Scenes from famous Hollywood moves as written by Dr. Seuss, if boxing corner men helped us get through our daily routines, U. S. cities that will never have a song written about them, odd things to hear from the voices in your head and bad times to smoke a cigarette.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Motorcycle. Wayne and Jeff sing:''The Harley Of Seville as The Three(Two) Tenors''Alabama Motorcycle Mama With A Llama in boogie woogie style.''Themed Restaurant: Drew and Wayne have a high-powered business lunch at a horror movie-themed restaurant; Ryan and Colin are the waiters.''''Winner: Jeff''Credit Reading: Jeff as Christopher Walken doing his stand-up comedy act.moreless - Ep 31Show No. 5208/22/03
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
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''Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan and Wayne are two competing explorers to the North Pole when one of them falls into the ice hole, while Brad is a German rival with a team of huskies and races in to help.
'': Spanish gameshow and x-rated, with the offensive content bleeped out.
''Two-Line Vocabulary: In the wild West, three outlaws (Colin, Ryan and Wayne) are holed up in a shack with the sherriff and a posse of men approaching.
''Ryan's lines: 'Don't worry, I'm a doctor' and 'What do I look like?'
''Wayne's lines: 'Did you hear that?' and 'Let's not go there.'
''Press Conference: Participating in a press conference are:
''Colin: Yogi announcing he's killed Boo Boo
''Ryan: Jim Phillps, Field And Steam
''Brad: Larry Storch, The Daily Peanut Vendor
''Wayne: Edmond Zuninga, The Weekly Aboudaylawozeuh.
''Improbable Mission: Wayne as the tape instructed Ryan and Colin to shovel snow so that the Prime Minister of Allupinya can leave his hotel.
''Irish Drinking Song: About a first kiss.
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''Winner: Brad:
''Credit Reading: Brad as the tour guide showing the animatronics at the Whose Line Hall of Fame with the others as the featured items.moreless - Ep 30Show No. 6128/15/03
Jerry Springer returns to do a Dubbing scene, while Colin does a little dancing to Songs of Sci-Fi and monsters are made with parts of Brian Boitano, Mr. T, a Benihana chef and Fred Astaire. - Ep 29Show No. 6068/8/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Press Conference: Participating are:''Colin: the first astronaut to make love on the moon''Ryan: Lyle Moon, Entertainment Yearly.''Kathy: no name given''Wayne: Timothy Leary, The Mandingo Quarterly.''Sound Effects: Chief of Police Colin and angry leader of the village mob Ryan are in a forest one stormy night making their way to Frankenstein's castle to hunt down the monster. Audience member Valerie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Ann does them for Colin.''Irish Drinking Song: About graduation.''Party Quirks: Kathy hosts:''Wayne: Kathy's chatty manicurist possesed by an evil Scottish demon''Colin: a wanna be stud practicing pickup lines in the mirror who screws up when faced with real women''Ryan: an apartment maintenance man who's come to fix things but behaves as though he's an action movie hero.''Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's is a wedding planner and entertainer who's running through the last-minute details on the day of Kathy's wedding.''Themed Restaraunt: Drew and Kathy have lunch at a Wizard Of Oz themed restaurant with Ryan and Wayne the waiters.
Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Kathy as the waitress at a late night coffee shop running down the items on the menu to a table full of drunks, with everyone else as the drunks.moreless - Ep 28Show No. 6088/8/03
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Scene To Music: Colin and Wayne are a newlywed couple in their honeymoon suite at the hotel. As they are getting undressed, gung-ho pest exterminator Ryan knocks on the door to tell them their room is infested with roaches.''Scenes From A Hat: Famous film roles as played by Scooby-Doo; if welcome signs in European countries were truthful; things you don't want to hear your grandmother singing about; and what the first fight between a man and a woman was about.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Undarmaa as Prince; she does her contortionist bit as he sings.''Changed Letter: Greg, the team doctor, is treating naked star basketball player, Wayne, after the game in the locker room. Colin, a flirtatious female reporter, enters to interview Wayne, when suddenly Ryan, the coach, comes in tell Wayne he's been benched; in the scene, the letter 'B' is replaced with 'W.'''Living Scenery: Arctic explorers Ryan and Colin, on a race to the North Pole, run into trouble and must find food, warmth, and shelter until they can be rescued. Wayne and Undarmaa are the props in the scene.''Hats/Dating Service Videos: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin.''Sportscasters: Ryan and Colin are two rival office workers trying to impress their boss, commented on by Drew and Greg.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as contortionist trainees as Undarmaa leads the class and shows them some of her moves.moreless - Ep 27Show No. 6018/1/03
Highlights include:
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''Game 1 - Hollywood Director
''Colin, as usual, is the director
''Ryan and Wayne, two gold miners
''Brad, the bandito who has come to rob them.
''Directions from Colin:
''do the scene backwards
''do the scene full of lust for each other
''include as many "Your momma!" jokes as possible.
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''Game 2 - If You Know What I Mean
''Brad and Colin are customers at a diner where Ryan is their waitress
''Game 3: Whose Line? Colin and Ryan act out a scene with two lines they must incorporate''
'' Game 4- Greatest Hits
''Songs Of Weddings including the B-52's singing Cash Bar.
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''Artificial Winner - Wayne
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''Drew Game - Helping Hands
''Drew is a high school student being taught lessons in French culture by Ryan, with the helping hands of Colin.
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''Credits Roll - Wayne and Colin are trained seals being fed by Brad and Ryan.moreless - Ep 26Show No. 5167/25/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan.''''Let's Make A Date: Jeff has to choose from:''Wayne: an excited teenage girl who decides she can't play the game without bringing her best friends on stage to do it with her''Colin: an office nerd who just got his CPR certificate and wants to practice his resucitation skills on everyone''Ryan: a witch who entices the beast to her magic sleeping stool then must find his true love to break the spell and turn him into a prince.''Newsflash: Colin reports from skateboarding stunts and bloopers to Ryan and Jeff in the studio.''Scenes From A Hat: Bad topics to open a conversation with, professions where breaking into song is discouraged, things that make the audience boo and mundane activities that might be improved by nudity.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Norway. Wayne and Jeff sing:''Warm, Warm Sauna, Cold, Cold Water in honky-tonk style''When The Hell's It Gonna Get Dark? in opera style.''Hoedown: About cheating on your wife; Drew replacing Jeff.''''Winner: Jeff''Credit Reading: Wayne and Carol from the audience as the excited teenage girls from LMAD.moreless - Ep 25Show No. 5027/25/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.''''Superheroes: Solving the crisis of the museum being on fire are:''Colin: Mad Cow Man''Ryan: Athletic Slap On The Butt Man''Chip: Ants In His Pants Boy''Wayne: The Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Kid.''Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Neena and Veena in Middle Eastern style.''Scenes From A Hat: Fast food orders that sound sexy, but aren't; inappropriate times to show off your stomach muscles; things you don't want to hear as you finish your last bite of dinner; giving your date's parents too much information; and things that would make you suspect your doctor did not graduate from medical school.''Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are a newlywed couple gambling at a Las Vegas casino just before retiring to their elaborate honeymoon suite. Neena and Veena are the props for the scene.''Themed Restaurant: Drew and Chip are eating lunch at a restaurant that has a Steven Spielberg-movies theme; Ryan and Colin are the waiters.''''Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four while Neena and Veena teach them how to belly dance.moreless - Ep 24Show No. 3167/18/03
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Superheroes: Trying to solve the crisis of the ship sinking are:''Brad: Captain Morgan''Ryan: Runs And Throws Like A Girl Man''Colin: The Copycat Kid''Wayne: Russian Gymnast Woman.''Sound Effects: Colin is Batman and Ryan is Robin, and they get a call that one of their arch-enemies is wreaking havoc in Gotham City. Audience member Margaret does the sfx for Colin and audience member Bridie does them for Ryan.''Title Sequence: Brad and Wayne sing the theme song to the new ABC sitcom Napoleon and the Bartender while Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence.''If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin(who start) and Ryan(who enters later) are car mechanics at a service station using euphanisims and cliches.''Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Brad do the following scene: A couple composes an ad jingle.''Scenes From A Hat: Inappropriate elementary school field trips, weird places to find advertising, little-known but amazing facts about Drew Carey, inappropriate emergency calls to make to 911, and bad things to say after making love.''Hoedown: About the zoo; Drew replacing Brad.
Winner: Brad''Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as Batman and Robin on a call, with Brad and Wayne making the sound effects(joined later by the audience).moreless - Ep 23Show No. 5197/18/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Number Of Words: Participating in a deleted scene from The Wizard Of Oz are:''Kathy: Dorothy, who's just arrived in Munchkin Land(3 words) She's met by:''Wayne: a Munchkin(5 words)''Colin: Glinda, The Good Witch(2 words)''Ryan: the Wicked Witch of the West(4 words).''Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an informercial to sell a new chest hair-removal product.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Carly, who works in the bankruptcy department at a mortgage company, as The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.''Scenes From A Hat: Times when you don't want a spotlight on you, unlikely famous movie scenes to be done nude and the wrong thing to say when your girlfriend is trying on clothes.''Newsflash: Colin reports from scenes of lizards to Ryan and Kathy in the studio.''World's Worst: Thing to do or say during or after making love; Drew replacing Kathy.
Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: Colin as a guy with fabulous chest hair and the others as women who are driven wild by his chest hair in a bar.moreless - Ep 22Show No. 6077/11/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.''''Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a criminal breaking rocks in the prison yard. Chip is the tough prison warden who decides to frisk him because he suspects Ryan is carrying a concealed weapon. Then Wayne flies in on a helicopter to help Ryan escape.''Styles: as a Bob Fosse musical, as a cheesy '70's porn and as Stomp.''Sound Effects: Ryan is an explorer and Colin is a beautiful, feisty research scientist. They are on an expedition down a mighty river in Africa to capture King Kong. Audience member Sally does the sound effects for Ryan and audience member Cheryl does the sound effects for Colin.''Newsflash: Colin reports from people having snakes dumped on them and eating bugs and scorpions to Ryan and Chip in the studio.''Bartender: Chip serves the drinks for:''Colin, who is angry about the size of his feet''Ryan, who has a problem with his zipper not working''Wayne, who is in love with the bartender.''Hoedown: About Superman; Drew replacing Colin.''''Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Wayne as a football coach firing up his team of losers at halftime; the others are his team.moreless - Ep 21Show No. 6117/11/03
While Colin is a flight attendant having trouble keeping his temper(with an unusual method of controlling it), Wayne sings to bodybuilder Jane Tricker and Greg and Drew comment on college girls getting ready for dates.
- Ep 20Show No. 6036/27/03
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.''''Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:''Anchor: Colin(Tadstheway Uhhuhuhhuh Ilikeit)''Anchor: Greg(Homey), a goofy white guy desparately trying to act 'street'''Co-Anchor: Wayne(Ruby Squealer), an aging female Broadway performer doing a big song and dance number whose extensive plastic surgery begins to collapse''Weather: Ryan(Hunky Dory), a very strict father whose deadbeat sons are in the studio and he decides it's time for them to get real jobs.''Scenes From A Hat: Like Oklahoma, musicals about different US states; sumo wrestlers in other professions and anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows.''Film Dub: Greg, Ryan and Colin spend one day in the doctors lab.''Party Quirks: Greg hosts:''Wayne: having a series of stormy love affairs from beginning to end with each person at the party''Colin: a serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking''Ryan: a rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock.''Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos.''Irish Drinking Song: About yelling out the wrong name in bed; Drew replacing Greg.''''Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: All four as their extensive plastic surgery collapses.moreless - Ep 19Show No. 6106/27/03
David Hasselhoff joins the cast to sing a three-headed Broadaway song and have Wayne sing a gospel song to him. Kathy Griffin makes her third appearance as well. - Ep 18Show No. 6096/20/03
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Press Conference: Attending a press conference are:''Colin: Batman announcing he's coming out of the closet''Ryan: Jim Phillips, Taxi News(aka Frank)''Brad: Frank Phillips, Jim Phillips News(aka Sam)''Wayne: Lorenzo Lamas, The Daily Renegade.''Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for a new facelift product.''All In One Voice: Singing the love song The First Time We Kissed all in one voice are:''Colin and Wayne as Miss Piggy''Ryan and Brad as Kermit the Frog.''Change Letter: One night in the ER, Brad is the attending physician and Colin is his nurse. Ryan and Wayne are patients who come in later. Throughout the scene the letter B must be replaced with the letter F.''Scenes From A Hat: The world's worst news anchor, what our cameramen are thinking right now, baby Drew's first words and things you might say about your computer but not your girlfriend.''If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Ryan and Colin are soldiers in the barracks using euphanisims and cliches.
Winner: Brad and Wayne''Credit Reading: Brad and Wayne as 1950's variety show hosts saying goodbye to all their guests.moreless - Ep 17Show No. 5216/20/03
After doing Richard Simmons jokes for the first two games, Richard himself joins the cast for the rest of the show, including the infamous playing of Living Scenery. - Ep 16Show No. 5184/10/03
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
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''Backwards Scene: Starting at the end: Wayne is naked in a Las Vegas casino while his friend Ryan and croupier Brad laugh; they must go backwards to the beginning.
''Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Angela, a sign language interpreter, as the Blues Brothers.
''Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
''Anchor: Colin(Thor Justthinking Aboutit)
''Co-Anchor: Brad(Happy), a pushy small-time talent agent desperate to get his client, Colin, some work
''Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson and James Brown in a celebrity deathmatch
''Weather: Ryan(Legs Flamingo), the rise and fall of a 1930's gangster.
''Boogie Woogie Sisters: Brad, Wayne and Ryan sing a boogie-woogie song about bear wrestling.
''Scenes From A Hat: Things you wish you hadn't said to that Hell's Angel, what really frightened Miss Muffet away and Dr. Seuss-inspired pick-up lines.
''Hoedown: About being Ryan's wife; Drew replacing Brad.
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''Winner: Brad
''Credit Reading: Colin as a camp counselor at a hyperactive camp.moreless - Ep 15Show No. 5144/3/03
Kathy Griffin returns to help the boys erupt passions at a resort, sing an Irish Drinking song about graduation, and give bad people to share an office with. - Ep 14Show No. 5131/24/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.''''Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from.''Wayne: the amazing Italian acrobatic circus family and their world famous stool act''Colin: a backwoods farmer helping his prized cows Wayne and Ryan through difficult multiple births''Ryan: perfoming Drew Carey: The Musical.''Dubbing: Ryan is the leader of the Puerto Rican gang The Sharks and he is outraged when he finds his beautiful girlfriend Maria(played by audience member Gaelen; voiced by Wayne) flirting with the leader of the Jets(Colin) on a playground in Spanish Harlem.''Scenes From A Hat: Besides an athletic event and a criminal getaway, times when people run as fast as they can; bad segues following tragic news stories; phrases that just don't sound right when a cheesy announcer says them and things you shouldn't do when standing in a police line-up.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Rome. Wayne and Chip sing:''You Brought Her, You Caesar in Tex-Mex style''Pinched In The Piazza as The Offspring.''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan.''''Winner: Chip''Credit Reading: All four as they perform Drew Carey: The Musical.moreless - Ep 13Show No. 4081/17/03
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.
Questions Only: All four do a scene where the police have been called in to invesitgate a robbery on a nude beach.''Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two guys enjoying different activities at a ski resort before going back to their chalet to relax with Wayne and Kathy as their props.''Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do a scene where two men in a tank stop to help a female motorist who has broken down.''Party Quirks: Kathy hosts:''Wayne: a group of rock stars recording a benefit song to raise money for Colin's hair transplant''Colin: Batman villain The Tickler terrorizing everyone in the studio''Ryan: a class of kindergarten kids posing for their individual yearbook photos.''Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) and Kathy are a newlywed couple who wake up the morning after their wedding night to have breakfast together.''Hoedown: About magicians; Drew replacing Kathy.
Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: Colin as the evil Batman villain The Tickler.moreless - Ep 12Show No. 5101/10/03
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan and Greg are the leaders of rival biker gangs facing off in a dramatic race towards a cliff's edge in a game of chicken. As they begin, Greg's girlfriend Wayne rides in determined to stop them, whatever it takes.''Styles: Gremlins and as if they love the feel of carpet on their skin.''Newsflash: Colin reports from The Jerry Springer Show to Greg and Ryan in the studio.''Song Styles: Wayne sing to Jerry in gospel style.''Daytime Talk Show: Participating in the talk show about Little Red Riding Hood are:''Host: Jerry''Guest #1: Ryan, the wolf''Guest #2: Colin, Red Riding Hood''Audience Member #1: Wayne, the woodsman''Audience Member #2: Greg, Red's grandfather.''Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Jerry sing I Dream About Your Yarmulke to audience member Shannon.
Winner: Jerry''Credit Reading: All four and Jerry as if they are backstage at The Jerry Springer Show.moreless - Ep 11Show No. 51712/20/02
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.''''Questions With Wigs: All four do a scene where scandal erupts at a wedding; in addition to questions, they must wear a wig.''Scenes From A Hat: If Tarzan had appeared on other TV shows; unusual phrases to be teaching in an English as a second language class and strange comments for your doctor to make after 'turn your head and cough.'''Party Quirks: Brad hosts:''Wayne: the host's repulsive landlady looking for excuses to interrupt the party so she can hit on everyone''Colin: a safari guide who thinks people are dangerous wild animals who must be wrestled into submission''Ryan: the uninhibited social director to a nudist camp trying to get everyone to join in the activities.''Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Western. Wayne and Brad sing:''Clip Clop, Bang Bang, Clip Clop, Bang Bang as the Osmond Brothers''Miss Kitty Left Me, So I'm Sleeping With My Horse as The Who''Two Asses In A One-Horse Town in opera style.''Irish Drinking Song: About marriage; Drew replacing Brad.''''Winner: Brad''Credit Reading: All four as they pose for the new Men Of Whose Line calendarmoreless - Ep 10Show No. 50412/6/02
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from:''Wayne: a stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people''Colin: an abrasive coach looking for new members to train for his all-women wrestling team''Ryan: secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast.''Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from Top Gun.''Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two gung-ho astronauts who take off on a rescue mission to save an international space station orbiting Mars. But, when they get there, they discover the station has been taken over by deadly aliens. Audience member Corina does the sfx for Colin and audience member Deborah does them for Ryan.''Scenes From A Hat: Ending a long-term relationship in song, things you've always wanted to say to the audience at home, when a kiss is completely out of line and unusual ways for your optometrist to test your vision.''World's Worst: Psychiatrist; Drew replacing Wayne.
Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: Wayne as a hypnotist who's using his butt to hypontize people at home.moreless - Ep 9Show No. 51511/29/02
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.''''Superheroes: Trying to solve the problem of a dead possum in his parking spot are:''Colin: Stinky Man''Ryan: Giggling Nipple Tweak Man''Chip: Captain Luau''Wayne: The Temper Tantrum Kid.''Scenes From A Hat: Disturbing people to get a lap dance from; unfortunate times to sneeze; jobs where you shouldn't kid around and The Munchkins: What Are They Doing Now?''Stand Sit Lie: Ryan is a woman giving birth, Colin is the nervous husband and Wayne is the flirtatious midwife.''Party Quirks: Chip hosts:''Wayne: various acts getting booed off the stage during amateur night at the Apollo Theatre''Colin: a bomb squad member who recieved a tip that there are bombs in people's pants''Ryan: a series of ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras.''Show Stopping Number: Ryan and Colin are working in a factory, Wayne joins them later.''Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the volatile owner of an Italian deli showing his son, Drew, the tricks of the trade.''''Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras.moreless - Ep 8Show No. 50611/15/02
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.''''Scene To Music: Colin and his new wife, Wayne, are relaxing in a jacuzzi at a health club. They are shocked when Ryan, the maintenance man, joins them in the hot tub to fix the jets.''Styles: Suspense, romance, and action.''Dubbing: Ballet dancer Colin is in love with his dancing partner, star ballerina Joanie(voiced by Brad), a passionate woman with violent tendencies. As they are limbering up, her jealous husband, tyrranical ballet coach Ryan, storms in.''Changed Letter: At new members day at a nudist colony, experienced couple Colin and Brad are setting up a picnic. New couple Wayne and Ryan join later; they must replace the letter P with G.''Party Quirks: Brad hosts:''Wayne: the talking mirror image of everyone''Colin: a perky shoe shine who has brushes on his chest and an electric buffer in his butt''Ryan: all the characters in a gay Western.''Irish Drinking Song: About knocking over the Christmas tree.''Living Scenery: Ryan is James Bond and Colin is his Bond girl; they have been captured and left to die in a fiendish way by Dr. No. They must escape from his snowy alpine hideout and make their way back to the safety of Bond's luxury apartment. Drew and Joanie are the props in the scene.''''Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as they fight for the affection of Joanie.moreless - Ep 7Show No. 501 -- Halloween Show10/28/02
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.''''Make A Monster: Participating are:''Colin: Dr. Frankenstein''Greg: his assistant, Igor''Ryan: his monster made from the head of John Wayne, legs from a soccer player and a Radio City Rockette, and arms from the robot from Lost In Space.''Wayne: the monster's bride, made from the head of Sammy Davis, Jr., the legs of a big chicken, and arms from Muhammad Ali and a woman.''Scenes From A Hat: Things you don't want to hear in the dark and what slasher movie villains are really thinking while they're waiting to pop out.''Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:''Anchor: Colin(Curtis Interruptus)''Co-Anchor: Greg(Randy Always), a politician filming a smear campaign ad against his opponent, Drew''Sports: Wayne, a frat boy doing a series of outrageous dares to impress his friends in the front row''Weather: Ryan(Rocky Dooley), the rise and fall of a 1940's boxer.''Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos.''Helping Hands: Drew goes to see old witch Ryan(with Colin's hands) to have his fortune told and buy some magic potions.''''Winner: Wayne''Credit Reading: All four as a succession of trick-or-treaters coming to the door.moreless - Ep 6Show No. 43310/21/02
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.''''Questions Only: In an alternative version of The Wizard Of Oz, Dorothy arrives in Munchkin Land where things have taken a turn for the worse.''Newsflash: Colin reports from a bodybuilding competition to Ryan and Kathy in the studio.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Naomi, who works for UPS, in '70's disco style with the others dancing behind him; they all wear different colored afro wigs.''Infomercial: Ryan and Colin sell various items to cure the bad habit of nail biting.''Scenes From A Hat: If lessons in love and sex were taught in the style of Sesame Street, Jeopardy! questions where the Whose Line cast members are the answers and and bad things to say as you're about to kiss her.''Hoedown: About police officers; Drew replacing Kathy.''''Winner: Kathy''Credit Reading: All four as if they're all bodybuilders in a high pressure competition.moreless - Ep 5Show No. 42510/7/02
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.''''Superheroes: Solving the world-wide crisis of a lack of Post-It Notes are:''Greg: Delayed-Reaction Man''Ryan: Becomes Hysterical Too Easily Girl''Colin: The Happy Flasher''Wayne: Constantly Run Over By A Car Man.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Ivy, a professional bingo caller, as Michael Jackson in Thriller, with the others as zombies dancing behind him.''Multiple Personalities: Ryan, Colin and Greg are washed up on a desert island. The following props in the scene have the following personalities:''Binoculars: Jimmy Stewart''Knife: Braveheart''Canteen: Carol Channing.''Funeral: Attending the funeral for Katrina, who died in a freak miniature golf accident, are''Greg: Host''Colin: Barney, her coach and caddy.''Ryan: Quentin, the caretaker at the miniature golf course and a former boyfriend.''Each gave a memory and all three sang a tribute song all in one voice.''Scenes From A Hat: Unlikely subjects to be the basis for a musical; things you shouldn't do at the last minute; unlikely first lines of medical ads and what's really going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meetings.''Irish Drinking Song: About getting pregnant on a date.''Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.''''Winner: Greg''Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two teenage brothers talking about why they aren't lucky with the ladies.moreless - Ep 4Show No. 5129/30/02
Florence Henderson gets sung to by Wayne(the Brady they didn't tell you about) and Brad; plays a saucy housewife in Dubbing and tried to help Jan--played by Ryan--in Helping Hands. Also, a scene where the letter L is replaced by the letter P. It's a pove(love) scene. - Ep 3Show No. 4069/23/02
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.''''Award Show: Brad and Wayne are hosts of the Frat Boy Award Show; Ryan and Colin are nominees in the audience.''Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the 'I've Got A Secret' episode of the South American Jerry Springer Show''Colin: a performing seal in a marine park pool playing up to the cameras''Ryan: a series of hunting accidents caught on tape.''Scenes From A Hat: What life would have been like if your parents were insult comics, what's on TV in Hell, things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies and hit numbers from a musical about breasts.''Bartender: Brad serves the drinks for:''Wayne: excited about Brad''Colin: angry because he got a speeding ticket''Ryan: in love with ugly shoes.''Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.''''Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: Brad as a Russian gymnastics coach upset with his team of underachievers, with the others as the team.moreless - Ep 2Show No. 5099/16/02
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.''''Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a hunky golf pro giving a private lesson to flirtatious Beverly Hills wife Kathy when her elderly husband Wayne arrives on his motor scooter because he suspects they are trying to steal his fortune.''Styles: as stand-up comics, a sexy German movie and as really obnoxious drunks.''Song Styles: Wayne sings to Katie as a boy band.''Scenes From A Hat: Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow; if you used stripper moves to perform mundane tasks; world's worst things to say the first time you see someone naked; strange television shows for Mr. Rogers to make a guest appearance on and disturbing times to make animal noises.''Living Scenery: Ryan is Batman and Colin is Robin, they get a call from Commissioner Gordon that Batgirl has been kidnapped; with Wayne and Katie as the props.''Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Kathy and Ryan.''''Winner: Colin''Credit Reading: All four with Katie as they talk about her after she wins the pageant.moreless - Ep 1Show No. 5119/9/02
Seating Order: Wayne, Whoopi, Colin and Ryan.
Questions Only: All four do a scene on the last night of an international singles cruise.''Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is the leader of the last few members of a space colony on Mars-Ryan and Whoopi-who are under attack from enemy aliens and are desperately trying to work out a plan.''Ryan's lines: 'What is that?' and 'I'm really in the mood.'''Whoopi's lines: 'Have you thought this through?' and 'That's impossible.'''Props: Wayne and Whoopi vs. Ryan and Colin.''Living Scenery: Ryan is trying to impress his girlfriend Colin at the carnival as they try out the rides and play the games; Wayne and Whoopi are the props in the scene.''Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is a cold-blooded pirate captain showing new recruit Whoopi how to be a pirate.''Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Whoopi and Ryan sing the Broadway hit Whenever I Think About Your Pants to Drew.
Winner: None''Credit Reading: All four as rowdy bachelorettes out on the town the night before Whoopi's wedding.moreless
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