Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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    • Show No. 603
      Show No. 603
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      6/27/03
      9.9
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Tadstheway Uhhuhuhhuh Ilikeit) Anchor: Greg(Homey), a goofy white guy desparately trying to act 'street' Co-Anchor: Wayne(Ruby Squealer), an aging female Broadway performer doing a big song and dance number whose extensive plastic surgery begins to collapse Weather: Ryan(Hunky Dory), a very strict father whose deadbeat sons are in the studio and he decides it's time for them to get real jobs. Scenes From A Hat: Like Oklahoma, musicals about different US states; sumo wrestlers in other professions and anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows. Film Dub: Greg, Ryan and Colin spend one day in the doctors lab. Party Quirks: Greg hosts: Wayne: having a series of stormy love affairs from beginning to end with each person at the party Colin: a serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking Ryan: a rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock. Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Irish Drinking Song: About yelling out the wrong name in bed; Drew replacing Greg. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All four as their extensive plastic surgery collapses.moreless
    • Show No. 208
      Show No. 208
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      12/16/99
      9.9
      A song to a marketer of theromstats, a scene from Star Wars, and another weird party highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 313
      Show No. 313
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      11/16/00
      9.9
      Robin Williams joins the cast for Riverdancing, singing to an air traffic controller, and another crazy party.
    • Show No. 239
      Show No. 239
      Season 2 - Episode 39
      5/18/00
      9.8
      Contestants: Ryan, Colin, Wayne and Chip Esten.

      Film, TV, and Theater : Colin and Ryan steal dinosaur bones, and get caught by Wayne, the night watchman.
      : chick flick, Keystone Cops, workout video, porno and golf show.
      Duet: Wayne and Chip sing as a boy band to Katie of Hoagie Oagie.
      Song Titles: At a beach party.
      Newsflash: Colin reports to video of himself to Chip and Ryan.
      Hoedown: About plastic surgery.
      Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Wayne act out the Canadian action film Out And About(Oot And Aboot); Ryan translating for Drew and Colin for Wayne.

      Winner: Wayne, Colin and Ryan
      Credit Reading: All four as French can-can dancers.moreless
    • Show No. 611
      Show No. 611
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      7/11/03
      9.8

      While Colin is a flight attendant having trouble keeping his temper(with an unusual method of controlling it), Wayne sings to bodybuilder Jane Tricker and Greg and Drew comment on college girls getting ready for dates.

    • Show No. 309
      Show No. 309
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      11/30/00
      9.8
      A duet by Munchkins, superheroes solving the no paper crisis, and an Irish Drinking Song about Drew are the highlight of this episode.
    • Show No. 609
      Show No. 609
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      6/20/03
      9.8
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Press Conference: Attending a press conference are: Colin: Batman announcing he's coming out of the closet Ryan: Jim Phillips, Taxi News(aka Frank) Brad: Frank Phillips, Jim Phillips News(aka Sam) Wayne: Lorenzo Lamas, The Daily Renegade. Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for a new facelift product. All In One Voice: Singing the love song The First Time We Kissed all in one voice are: Colin and Wayne as Miss Piggy Ryan and Brad as Kermit the Frog. Change Letter: One night in the ER, Brad is the attending physician and Colin is his nurse. Ryan and Wayne are patients who come in later. Throughout the scene the letter B must be replaced with the letter F. Scenes From A Hat: The world's worst news anchor, what our cameramen are thinking right now, baby Drew's first words and things you might say about your computer but not your girlfriend. If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Ryan and Colin are soldiers in the barracks using euphanisims and cliches.

      Winner: Brad and Wayne Credit Reading: Brad and Wayne as 1950's variety show hosts saying goodbye to all their guests.moreless
    • Show No. 232
      Show No. 232
      Season 2 - Episode 29
      3/23/00
      9.8
      Colin's infamous 'The Cat!' playing of Improbable Mission highlights this episode.
    • Show No. 210
      Show No. 210
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      1/13/00
      9.8
      More strange newscasters, the return of Questionable Impressions, and a song from a musical about trash men highlight this episode.
    • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 404 (1)
      2/12/02
      9.8
      Colin anchors "Weird Newscasters" with Greg as his dominatrix, Wayne as a secretary who finds a photocopy of someone's butt in her in tray, and Ryan as someone about to die whose life flashes before his eyes; "Hats"; a messed-up "Greatest Hits" edition of "Songs of College"; Greg, Ryan, and Colin celebrate in "Film Dub"; Ryan, Colin, and Wayne sing "Show-Stopping Numbers" in a toll booth. Wayne wins, so the others give examples of the "World's Worst" person to be priest or rabbi.moreless
    • Show No. 112
      10/17/05
      9.8
      See synopsis for Episode 8003, airing on ABC Family 10/17/2005.
    • Show No. 211
      Show No. 211
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      11/11/99
      9.8
      The infamous 'Melissa incident' is the highlight of this episode.
    • Show No. 517
      Show No. 517
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      12/20/02
      9.8
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Questions With Wigs: All four do a scene where scandal erupts at a wedding; in addition to questions, they must wear a wig. Scenes From A Hat: If Tarzan had appeared on other TV shows; unusual phrases to be teaching in an English as a second language class and strange comments for your doctor to make after 'turn your head and cough.' Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the host's repulsive landlady looking for excuses to interrupt the party so she can hit on everyone Colin: a safari guide who thinks people are dangerous wild animals who must be wrestled into submission Ryan: the uninhibited social director to a nudist camp trying to get everyone to join in the activities. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Western. Wayne and Brad sing: Clip Clop, Bang Bang, Clip Clop, Bang Bang as the Osmond Brothers Miss Kitty Left Me, So I'm Sleeping With My Horse as The Who Two Asses In A One-Horse Town in opera style. Irish Drinking Song: About marriage; Drew replacing Brad. Winner: Brad Credit Reading: All four as they pose for the new Men Of Whose Line calendarmoreless
    • Show No. 216
      Show No. 216
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      2/10/00
      9.8
      Drew thinking Africa is a country is the main highlight here. Also featured are a newscast with a Puritan, a knight and a musical wanna-be, and Wayne's African chant to visual effects guy Chris.
    • Show No. 206
      Show No. 206
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      9/30/99
      9.7
      A jungle expedition, an African chant to a sprinkler guy, and songs of exterminators highlight this episode.
    • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 413
      10/3/01
      9.7
      Highlights of this episode include a newscast with Wayne as a nerdy teenager playing Spin-The-Bottle and Ryan as John Wayne, Colin reporting on freaks of nature, and Colin checking on the sex of the attendees at Kathy's party.
    • Show No. 219
      Show No. 219
      Season 2 - Episode 36
      5/4/00
      9.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin, and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of no more Rogaine are: Colin: Captain Hair Ryan: Totally Insane Old Man Chip: The Chippendale Kid Wayne: Captain Frat Boy. Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: the possessed girl from The Exorcist Colin: a cantankerous snowman who is melting Ryan: a destructive toddler learning to walk and talk. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing a 1940's tap dance number about a funnel. Whose Line: Colin is Davy Crockett and Ryan is Jim Bowie and they're about to make their last stand at the Alamo, and Colin is losing his nerve. Ryan's lines: 'Lay a wet one on me, big guy' and 'It's time for your spongebath.' Colin's lines: 'Why are you dressed like a French maid?' and 'Shut up and touch the monkey!' Scenes From A Hat: Bad game show concepts; things you never want to hear your grandmother say; pick-up lines in the fruit and vegetable aisle; personal ads that won't get many responses; People you'll never see on the cover of Playboy; modern addition to the Ten Commandments; if dogs told jokes; and favorite pranks of ER doctors. Props: The teams are: Wayne and Colin with a large white cloth funnel Ryan and Drew with a pair of red lightbulbs.

      Winner: Chip Credit Reading: Colin as Captain Hair with the others as his hair behind him.moreless
    • Show No. 431
      Show No. 431
      Season 4 - Episode 28
      3/7/02
      9.7
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Brad(Frozen Underpants) Co-Anchor: Colin(Frosty Chatterbox), a psycho hitchhiker getting a ride with the anchor Sports: Wayne(Nippy Frostbite), a very enthusiastic bikini car wash girl looking for shiny surfaces to clean Weather: Ryan(Brisk Icecubepants), Hollywood's most demanding tempermental actor trying to give an award-winning performance. Scenes From A Hat: If human doctors acted like animal doctors, the good news and the bad news and refreshingly honest statements that could earn you a black eye. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is an Army captain who is looking for two volunteers to go on a dangerous mission; Ryan and Brad are who he has to choose from. Brad's lines: 'That's easy for you to say' and 'Is that good?' Ryan's lines: 'What are those?' and 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Stewardess/Flight Attendant. Wayne and Brad sing: You Can't Use The First Class Can as Tom Petty Don't Call Me A Waitress in flapper style Do You Want Meat Or Fish? in thrash style. Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Wayne act out the Swedish action film Meatballs Blow Up. Brad translates for Wayne and Ryan translates for Drew. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Ryan as a tempermental Hollywood star trying to give an award-winning performance.moreless
    • Show No. 711
      Show No. 711
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      1/31/05
      9.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: a tempermental queen bee gathering nectar from people's faces Colin: a 'born-to-be-wild' biker chick going from guy to guy to find a new stud to ride behind Ryan: is having an entire relationship with the stool Colin is sitting on. Whose Line: Indiana Jones(Ryan) and his feisty female companion(Colin) are trapped in a snake-infested Egyptian tomb and their torches are about to go out. Colin's lines: 'Let me strip for you, big boy' and 'Rub my rump and call me Lewis.' Ryan's lines: 'You are one ugly woman' and 'Time to make a booty call.' Dead Bodies: In the following scene, Ryan and audience member Kelsey are all dead, Kathy joins later and dies, and Colin tries to keep the scene going: Bosley(Ryan) is being held captive by a beautiful villainess(Kelsey), who is torturing him with sexual seduction, when one of Charlie's Angels(Kathy) bursts in to rescue him. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fast Food Worker. Wayne sings: You're My Happy Meal And I'm Your Big Mac in dixieland style Fast Foodas Ice-T. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

      Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Ryan, pretending it's later in life and his relationship with the stool is on the rocks.moreless
    • Show No. 319
      Show No. 319
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      10/26/00
      9.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Greg, Colin and Ryan. Survival Show: Greg hosts the postal workers survival show with the others as contestants. Scenes From A Hat: Times when it's unwise to say 'I don't care' to her, people you wish would just shut up, men that women just don't seem to go for, pick-up lines of the elderly, things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang, things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father and difficult things to sell door-to-door. Reunion: Greg, Colin and Ryan are drill sargeants at a reunion; they must do their old song at the end. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Safari. Wayne sings: Lion Nibblin' On My Toes as Fats Waller Ants, Ants, Ants In My Pants in Jamaican rap style Man, It's Hot as Tracy Chapman. Props: Colin and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Ryan as Dr. Frankenstein teaching his monster, Colin to read.moreless
    • Show No. 507
      Show No. 507
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      11/14/01
      9.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Whoopi, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: The evil whip-wielding judge Frollo(Ryan) has cornered gypsy girl Esmerelda(Whoopi), in the bell tower and is forcing her to do a sensual dance for him. Suddenly, hideously ugly Quasimodo(Wayne) swings in to save her. Styles: TV evangelists, high school cheerleaders and New York insult comics. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Whoopi as Tina Turner. Dubbing: Colin is a brilliant French designer in love with his tempermental star, supermodel Whoopi. As she is practicing her catwalk routine backstage, her jealous photographer boyfriend, Ryan, bursts in. Wayne does Whoopi's dialouge. Scenes From A Hat: Bad things to do as you walk down the aisle at your wedding, if classic movies had nude scenes, if cartoon characters had adult conversations, what you don't want to see tattooed on your date, inappropriate times to use baby talk and inappropriate topics of conversation when meeting the Queen of England. Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Whoopi do a scene from the Chinese action film Soba Noodle For You. Ryan translates for Drew, Colin for Whoopi.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne and Whoopi as two old women talking about who's hot at the retirement home.moreless
    • Show No. 403
      Show No. 403
      Season 4 - Episode 25
      2/7/02
      9.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of a loss of loud colors are: Colin: Tacky Shirt Man Ryan: On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown Boy Chip: The Mick Jagger Kid Wayne: The Junkyard Dog On A Chain Kid. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two English knights preparing to defend the castle and the demanding queen from an approaching barbaric army. Audience member Flo does the sfx for Ryan, and audience member Carmen does the sfx for Colin. Newsflash: Colin reports from various sports bloopers to Ryan and Chip in the studio. Scenes From A Hat: If actors were completely honest during their award acceptance speeches, circus acts that didn't last long and odd things for a lounge singer to sing about. Hoedown: About the Backstreet Boys; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as they are watching horrible sports bloopers.moreless
    • Show No. 520
      Show No. 520
      Season 5 - Episode 31
      8/22/03
      9.7
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan and Wayne are two competing explorers to the North Pole when one of them falls into the ice hole, while Brad is a German rival with a team of huskies and races in to help.
      : Spanish gameshow and x-rated, with the offensive content bleeped out.
      Two-Line Vocabulary: In the wild West, three outlaws (Colin, Ryan and Wayne) are holed up in a shack with the sherriff and a posse of men approaching.
      Ryan's lines: 'Don't worry, I'm a doctor' and 'What do I look like?'
      Wayne's lines: 'Did you hear that?' and 'Let's not go there.'
      Press Conference: Participating in a press conference are:
      Colin: Yogi announcing he's killed Boo Boo
      Ryan: Jim Phillps, Field And Steam
      Brad: Larry Storch, The Daily Peanut Vendor
      Wayne: Edmond Zuninga, The Weekly Aboudaylawozeuh.
      Improbable Mission: Wayne as the tape instructed Ryan and Colin to shovel snow so that the Prime Minister of Allupinya can leave his hotel.
      Irish Drinking Song: About a first kiss.

      Winner: Brad:
      Credit Reading: Brad as the tour guide showing the animatronics at the Whose Line Hall of Fame with the others as the featured items.moreless
    • Show No. 227
      Show No. 227
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      2/3/00
      9.7
      A stripper song to a lunch lady, an illicit lunch in a war-themed restaruant and Colin and Ryan kissing are featured in this episode.
    • Show No. 205
      Show No. 205
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      9/23/99
      9.7
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Brad(Clyde Strudelpants) Co-Anchor: Colin(Desmond Pettibone III) a 1920's gangster under fire in a getaway car Sports: Wayne(Hardwood Paneling), in love with the camera operator Weather: Ryan(Harry Showerdrain), trying to keep a leaking dam from bursting. Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Michelle, a writer/mom, as the Gipsy Kings. Newsflash: Colin reports from shark-infested waters to Brad and Drew in the studio. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: on a tape that's being fast-fowarded and rewound Colin: a cruise ship steward in a bad storm Ryan: a hyperactive lap dog looking for a lap. Scenes From A Hat: Rejected theme songs from the movie Titanic; Presidential slogans that will not get you elected, losing science fair projects; celebrity endorsements doomed to fail and drill sargeant pick-up lines. Hoedown: About drinking; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Brad and Ryan as deep-South hog callers calling in their pigs.moreless
    • Show No. 101
      Show No. 101
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      8/26/98
      9.7
      A doo-wop song to an aspiring actress, a rap scene in a park, and a Chinese movie are the highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 308
      Show No. 308
      Season 3 - Episode 39
      6/14/01
      9.7
      While Wayne channels Britney Spears and plays an ugly hillbilly who kisses Drew, the real highlight of this episode is Ryan's hitting his head on the neon light at the front of Drew's desk during Party Quirks.
    • Show No. 228
      Show No. 228
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      2/17/00
      9.7
      Cheese Man leads the superheroes to find more Spam, the theme song to Satan and the Schoolgirl is sung, and the album Songs of the Pizza Place is sold in this episode.
    • Show No. 120
      Show No. 120
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      1/27/99
      9.7
      Trouble in a Wild West saloon, rusty newscasters, and a song to a step-arobicizer are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 518
      Show No. 518
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      4/10/03
      9.7
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Backwards Scene: Starting at the end: Wayne is naked in a Las Vegas casino while his friend Ryan and croupier Brad laugh; they must go backwards to the beginning.
      Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Angela, a sign language interpreter, as the Blues Brothers.
      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
      Anchor: Colin(Thor Justthinking Aboutit)
      Co-Anchor: Brad(Happy), a pushy small-time talent agent desperate to get his client, Colin, some work
      Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson and James Brown in a celebrity deathmatch
      Weather: Ryan(Legs Flamingo), the rise and fall of a 1930's gangster.
      Boogie Woogie Sisters: Brad, Wayne and Ryan sing a boogie-woogie song about bear wrestling.
      Scenes From A Hat: Things you wish you hadn't said to that Hell's Angel, what really frightened Miss Muffet away and Dr. Seuss-inspired pick-up lines.
      Hoedown: About being Ryan's wife; Drew replacing Brad.

      Winner: Brad
      Credit Reading: Colin as a camp counselor at a hyperactive camp.moreless
    • Show No. 519
      Show No. 519
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      7/18/03
      9.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Number Of Words: Participating in a deleted scene from The Wizard Of Oz are: Kathy: Dorothy, who's just arrived in Munchkin Land(3 words) She's met by: Wayne: a Munchkin(5 words) Colin: Glinda, The Good Witch(2 words) Ryan: the Wicked Witch of the West(4 words). Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an informercial to sell a new chest hair-removal product. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Carly, who works in the bankruptcy department at a mortgage company, as The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Scenes From A Hat: Times when you don't want a spotlight on you, unlikely famous movie scenes to be done nude and the wrong thing to say when your girlfriend is trying on clothes. Newsflash: Colin reports from scenes of lizards to Ryan and Kathy in the studio. World's Worst: Thing to do or say during or after making love; Drew replacing Kathy.

      Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Colin as a guy with fabulous chest hair and the others as women who are driven wild by his chest hair in a bar.moreless
    • Show No. 332
      Show No. 332
      Season 3 - Episode 32
      4/27/01
      9.7
      Wayne sings to a casino candy girl as Louis Armstrong, Ryan and Colin sneak on to the White House lawn to mow it, and superheores try to solve the doughnut shortage, including The Overly Sensitive Kid and Matrix Boy.
    • Show No. 231
      Show No. 231
      Season 2 - Episode 27
      3/9/00
      9.7
      Another weird newscast, Wayne singing to two girls as the Backstreet Boys, Colin working in a fast-food place, and a rap song about a black hole are featured in this episode.
    • Show No. 401
      Show No. 401
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      9/6/01
      9.6
      'The points don't matter,' but money does, as the performers(and some audience members) get rewarded with $100 bills. Games include the US debut of Remote Control, Doo-Wop about a girl who died in a freak taxidermy accident and Wayne as the singing bass in Let's Make A Date.
    • Show No. 342
      Show No. 342
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      12/14/00
      9.6
      A scene on a freeway, a lunch at an emergency room restaurant, and songs of the zookeeper are highlights of this episode. Also watch for Drew flubbing names of games and Greg nailing him for it.
    • Show No. 203
      Show No. 203
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      10/14/99
      9.6
      Denny hosts "Weird Newscasters," with Colin desperate for attention, Wayne doing karate, and Ryan as a lifeguard; Wayne sings to Jim the Army recruiter as Tina Turner in "Song Styles"; all four do "Scenes From A Hat," featuring "naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the Internet," "the number one sitcom in Germany," "what the Grim Reaper does to relax," "least checked out library books," "inappropriate show-and-tell items, "items you wouldn't expect to see for sale on the shopping channel," "things you'll never hear in a boxing ring," and "unlikely first lines of love songs"; Colin reports back to Ryan and Denny from a Godzilla movie in "Newsflash"; Wayne, Colin, and Ryan sing "Bubbles," from the musical Loch Ness Monster in "Three Headed Broadway Star." Denny wins, so Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing the gambling "Hoedown." Ryan and Denny read the credits as a couple arguing in the car, with the kids in the back.moreless
    • Show No. 7019
      Show No. 7019
      Season 7 - Episode 19
      4/11/05
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: College jock Chip and his nagging girlfriend (Ryan) are lost and scared in the woods and take refuge in a creepy log cabin. Suddenly the razor-gloved disfigured maniac Freddy Kreuger(Wayne) bursts through the window. Styles: competing to see who can do the best Elvis impression, as clips from America's Funniest Home Videos, doing the whole scene backwards and as strippers. Newsflash: Colin reports from a group of heavy-set female dancers to Chip and Ryan in the studio. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: desperate to show off his wrestling skills by challenging all comers to wrestle on stage with him Colin: James Bond on an important mission who has a terrible case of food poisoning Ryan: a series of purebreds competing at a dog show but easily distracted by the crowd. Bartender: Participating are: Chip: the bartender Wayne: celebrating puberty Ryan: thinks he is a princess Colin: mad about his divorce. Hoedown: About having an affair; Drew replacing Ryan(yes, Ryan).

      Winner: Ryan Credit Reading: Chip and Wayne as two window dressers dressing dummies Colin and Ryan as they gossip about their workmates.moreless
    • Show No. 7017
      Show No. 7017
      Season 7 - Episode 17
      3/28/05
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: During a foxhunt, the Lady of the Manor, Kathy, accidently shoots sexy stable boy Ryan. As she is removing the buck shot from his rear end, her dashing jealous fiancee, Lord Wayne, rides in with the horses and hounds. Styles: as Vegas magicians, a horr-or movie, as catalog models and as a dominatrix and her clients. Dubbing: In a 1930's speakeasy, mobster Colin starts hitting on audience member Megan (whose voice is provided by Wayne), the sexy nightclub entertainer, when her boyfriend, rival mobster Ryan, breaks in. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to take off your pants, weird things to time, and unfortunate moments to become nauseous. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of Paris. Wayne sings: My Tower Is An Eiffelas Aerosmith 50 Ways To Louvre Your Lover in Greek style. Foreign Film Dub. Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) act out a scene from the Japanese film Ramen Aplenty.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne and Kathy as parents coaching their toddlers Colin and Ryan into taking their first steps.moreless
    • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 432 (2)
      2/12/02
      9.6
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Wayne has to choose from:
      Brad: a Puritan witch hunter who sees the devil's work everywhere
      Colin: a pompous politician at a press conference who starts a terrible fight with his fiancee in the audience
      Ryan: the head of Colin's angry ex-wife sprouting from Colin's neck.
      If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin, and Ryan are three hotel employees working the night shift.
      Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Susie, who sells drywall, as the Rolling Stones.
      Title Sequence: Brad and Colin sing the title song to the sitcom Bill Cosby and the Insurance Agent, while Colin and Ryan act out the title sequence (originally the sitcom was Bill Cosby and Hitler).
      Scenes From A Hat: How the cast of Baywatch would react to an actual emergency; if Tarzan and Tonto were roommates; if you could give the youth of America just one piece of advice, it would be...; strange sweet nothings whispered in your lover's ear; and unlikely souvenir t-shirts.
      Hoedown: About directors; Drew replacing Brad.

      Winner: Brad
      Credit Reading: All four as Mick Jagger.moreless
    • Show No. 305
      Show No. 305
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      10/19/00
      9.6
      Colin with swimsuit models, a Rocky Horror-type song about a coffee grinder, and an Irish drinking song about Ross Perot are the highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 224
      Show No. 224
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      12/9/99
      9.6
      Another weird newscast, Wayne singing as Ray Charles, and Ryan as a sumo wrestler/weatherman are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 312
      Show No. 312
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      10/19/00
      9.6
      Wayne and Chip learn to do the hula and sing about firefighters as this episode's highlights, along with Ryan and Colin's film noir at the White House.
    • Show No. 414
      Show No. 414
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      10/4/01
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Kathy is an impatient customer who pulls into Ryan's gas station where he is pumping gas and Wayne is a thief who has come to rob them. Styles: as insult comics, as a Tarzan scene(with Ryan as Tarzan, Kathy as Jane and Wayne as Cheetah), and as Jerry Springer guests(still as Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah). Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin do a scene where they are getting up and going through their morning routine; Wayne and Kathy are the props in the scene. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing the Broadway love song You've Got A Beautiful Earlobe to audience member Katie. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) and Kathy are two young Italian lovers; Ryan has invited Kathy over for a romantic meal so he can propose to her. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Kathy as a shower with the others taking a shower.moreless
    • Show No. 218
      Show No. 218
      Season 2 - Episode 34
      4/27/00
      9.6
      A sitcom theme about Hillary and Monica as roommates, a scene with Quasimodo and Esmerelda, and a Hoedown about probation officers highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 113
      Show No. 113
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      1/13/99
      9.6
      President Clinton goes on a dating show, Wayne sings songs of postal workers, and killer bees attack Greg's farm in this episode.
    • Show No. 110
      Show No. 110
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      3/17/99
      9.6
      Wayne does Don King as a sportscaster, Colin acts out his wedding night on the Titanic with sounds from Ryan, and a telethon for thumbsuckers features the Boss, Stevie Wonder and Sammy Davis, Jr.
    • Show No. 7002
      Show No. 7002
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      1/17/05
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne. Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: Uncle Ernie who's drinking too much and is about to ruin his niece Colin's wedding reception Colin: a heroic frog leading 'the Great Escape' of all the frogs from a French restaurant Ryan: has founded a cult that worships Colin and he lives his life by Colin's example. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is a tough SWAT team commander with his two agents Ryan and Wayne. They must infiltrate the building where terrorists have taken over. Wayne can only say: 'Is this it?' and 'I wanna go first.' Ryan can only say: 'Should I be doing this?' and 'What's the point of that?' Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do the following scene: A couple visits a Mexican-themed restaurant. Sound Effects: Clark Kent(Ryan) is having an intimate evening with Lois Lane(Colin) when he gets the message that supervillain Lex Luthor is terrorizing New York with a series of disasters. Audience member Sharon does the sfx for Colin and audience member Karen does them for Ryan. Showstopping Number: Colin and Ryan do a scene set at a bank; Wayne joins them later. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Kathy have lunch at a Western-themed restaurant, Ryan and Colin are their waiters.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin as a field reporter with the others as lizards running behind him.moreless
    • Show No. 7001
      Show No. 7001
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      1/17/05
      9.6
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Trying to solve the world wide crisis of no ceramic are: Brad: Tom Arnold Ryan: Guy Who Channels The Spirits Of Farm Animals Colin: Captain Streaker Wayne: Man Who Imitates Everyone While Under Caffeine. Film Dub: All four do one day at the doctor's office. Infomercial: Colin and Ryan do an infomercial about improving body odor. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: a high-energy android who keeps running out of power & recharges by kissing someone's head Colin: a fiery male Russian ballet dancer upset at having to perform with a substandard female cast Ryan: a series of the world's dumbest criminals caught on tape. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The President Wayne and Brad sing: That White House Is Big as the Talking Heads I'm Lyin', He's Lyin', We're All Lyin' in swing style. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew and Ryan sing When I Touch Your Kangaroo to audience member Jodie, a student from Australia.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as the world's dumbest criminals.moreless
    • Show No. 506
      Show No. 506
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      11/15/02
      9.6
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Scene To Music: Colin and his new wife, Wayne, are relaxing in a jacuzzi at a health club. They are shocked when Ryan, the maintenance man, joins them in the hot tub to fix the jets. Styles: Suspense, romance, and action. Dubbing: Ballet dancer Colin is in love with his dancing partner, star ballerina Joanie(voiced by Brad), a passionate woman with violent tendencies. As they are limbering up, her jealous husband, tyrranical ballet coach Ryan, storms in. Changed Letter: At new members day at a nudist colony, experienced couple Colin and Brad are setting up a picnic. New couple Wayne and Ryan join later; they must replace the letter P with G. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the talking mirror image of everyone Colin: a perky shoe shine who has brushes on his chest and an electric buffer in his butt Ryan: all the characters in a gay Western. Irish Drinking Song: About knocking over the Christmas tree. Living Scenery: Ryan is James Bond and Colin is his Bond girl; they have been captured and left to die in a fiendish way by Dr. No. They must escape from his snowy alpine hideout and make their way back to the safety of Bond's luxury apartment. Drew and Joanie are the props in the scene. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as they fight for the affection of Joanie.moreless
    • Show No. 515
      Show No. 515
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      11/29/02
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Trying to solve the problem of a dead possum in his parking spot are: Colin: Stinky Man Ryan: Giggling Nipple Tweak Man Chip: Captain Luau Wayne: The Temper Tantrum Kid. Scenes From A Hat: Disturbing people to get a lap dance from; unfortunate times to sneeze; jobs where you shouldn't kid around and The Munchkins: What Are They Doing Now? Stand Sit Lie: Ryan is a woman giving birth, Colin is the nervous husband and Wayne is the flirtatious midwife. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: various acts getting booed off the stage during amateur night at the Apollo Theatre Colin: a bomb squad member who recieved a tip that there are bombs in people's pants Ryan: a series of ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras. Show Stopping Number: Ryan and Colin are working in a factory, Wayne joins them later. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the volatile owner of an Italian deli showing his son, Drew, the tricks of the trade. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras.moreless
    • Show No. 502
      Show No. 502
      Season 5 - Episode 25
      7/25/03
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Solving the crisis of the museum being on fire are: Colin: Mad Cow Man Ryan: Athletic Slap On The Butt Man Chip: Ants In His Pants Boy Wayne: The Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Kid. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Neena and Veena in Middle Eastern style. Scenes From A Hat: Fast food orders that sound sexy, but aren't; inappropriate times to show off your stomach muscles; things you don't want to hear as you finish your last bite of dinner; giving your date's parents too much information; and things that would make you suspect your doctor did not graduate from medical school. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are a newlywed couple gambling at a Las Vegas casino just before retiring to their elaborate honeymoon suite. Neena and Veena are the props for the scene. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Chip are eating lunch at a restaurant that has a Steven Spielberg-movies theme; Ryan and Colin are the waiters. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four while Neena and Veena teach them how to belly dance.moreless
    • Show No. 521
      Show No. 521
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      6/20/03
      9.6
      After doing Richard Simmons jokes for the first two games, Richard himself joins the cast for the rest of the show, including the infamous playing of Living Scenery.
    • Show No. 105
      Show No. 105
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      9/2/98
      9.6
      Karen Maruyama joins Brad, Colin, and Ryan for a strange dating show, a look at Alice in Wonderland, and competing waiters.
    • Show No. 116
      Show No. 116
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      2/24/99
      9.6
      A pre-Daily Show Stephen Colbert joins the crew to do a rap scene at an avalanche and host a party with Colin as a lobster. Also, Wayne sings Songs of the Pro Bowler.
    • Show No. 516
      Show No. 516
      Season 5 - Episode 26
      7/25/03
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Jeff has to choose from: Wayne: an excited teenage girl who decides she can't play the game without bringing her best friends on stage to do it with her Colin: an office nerd who just got his CPR certificate and wants to practice his resucitation skills on everyone Ryan: a witch who entices the beast to her magic sleeping stool then must find his true love to break the spell and turn him into a prince. Newsflash: Colin reports from skateboarding stunts and bloopers to Ryan and Jeff in the studio. Scenes From A Hat: Bad topics to open a conversation with, professions where breaking into song is discouraged, things that make the audience boo and mundane activities that might be improved by nudity. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Norway. Wayne and Jeff sing: Warm, Warm Sauna, Cold, Cold Water in honky-tonk style When The Hell's It Gonna Get Dark? in opera style. Hoedown: About cheating on your wife; Drew replacing Jeff. Winner: Jeff Credit Reading: Wayne and Carol from the audience as the excited teenage girls from LMAD.moreless
    • Jeff Davis
      Jeff Davis
      Season 10 - Episode 19
      8/18/14
      9.6

      Jeff winds up choosing from waxer Wayne, hunter Colin, and penguin Ryan for a date, Colin reports from people cleaning themselves, the boys sing about turning 18, and Wayne goes under Aisha's desk several times. But the highlight of this show is when the boys and even Aisha do things that shouldn't be sexy in a sexy way, like milking a cow, cleaning teeth, taking confession, being a cameraman and even buzzing the buzzer.

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    • Show No. 119
      Show No. 119
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      1/20/99
      9.6
      An r-n-b song to a dental hygenist, a scene from The Birdman of Alcatraz and a telethon for NBA players highlight this episode. Also watch for a particularly rough Hoedown for Colin.
    • Show No. 121
      Show No. 121
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      2/17/99
      9.6
      Superheroes solving the worldwide crisis of bad wallpaper, songs of exterminators(which just turn out to be about pests), and Ryan getting a pie in the face highlight this episode. Also watch for Colin thinking Wayne can't breakdance.
    • Show No. 202
      Show No. 202
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      10/21/99
      9.6
      Super heroes having a bad hair day, songs of golf, and the debut of If You Know What I Mean are featured in this episode.
    • Show No. 412
      Show No. 412
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      11/28/01
      9.6
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'clock News are: Anchor: Brad Co-Anchor: Colin(Barney Smallpants), has just found out his boyfriend Brad is having an affair with someone else on the show and he wants to know who it is Sports: Wayne(Sue McLaughlin), a farm boy defending his title in the finals of the national greased pig round up Weather: Ryan(Sparky McSparksparker), a first-time mother going from conception to birth. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is a submarine captain who suspects that one of his two seamen, Brad and Ryan, is a spy. Brad's lines: 'Says who?' and 'What the hell is that?' Ryan's lines: 'That can't be good' and 'When's lunch?' Quick Change: In a western scene, Brad is an outlaw causing trouble for Colin's Miss Kitty in the saloon when Sheriff Ryan comes in to sort things out. Wayne is off camera yelling 'Change.' Scenes From A Hat: Latin American soccer announcers on their day off; weird things for people to find beautiful; weird things for Grandma to give you for Christmas and what politicians wives are thinking when they smile and wave from the podium. Irish Drinking Song: About graduation. Winner: All four Credit Reading: Wayne and Brad as farm boys in the greased pig competition and Ryan and Colin as the pigs.moreless
    • Show No. 7021
      Show No. 7021
      Season 7 - Episode 21
      4/25/05
      9.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: all the characters from Austin Powers Colin: a dunk tank loudmouth unknowingly suspened above a pool of piranha fish Ryan: a series of kids coming to see department store Santa Colin with their Christmas wish lists. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Nicole, a receptionist, in swing style. Bartender: Participating are: Chip: the bartender Colin: angry about his haircut Ryan: in love with his shoes. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: the entire night's entertainment at a Hawaiian hotel luau Colin: a salty old sea dog who can see amazing sights through people's belly buttons Ryan: a series of tempermental actresses screen testing for a nude love scene with the host. Irish Drinking Song: About a break-up. World's Worst: Person to be leader of the world in a crisis; Drew replacing Chip.

      Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four; Wayne, Chip and Ryan as kids telling department store Santa Colin their Christmas wish lists.moreless
    • Show No. 7003
      Show No. 7003
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      1/24/05
      9.6
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Award Show: Greg and Wayne are the hosts of the bitter divorce award show; Ryan and Colin are nominees/winners. Press Conference: Participating in a press conference are: Colin: Noah, announcing he's eaten all the animals on the ark Ryan: Bill Phillips Greg: Barney Weinblatt, World Wildlife Federation News Wayne: Manuel Smith, The Daily Conquistador. Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial about stopping drinking. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two Musketeers, who are with their French-speaking third Musketeer. They're getting ready to ride off to a heavily guarded castle to spring the Man in the Iron Mask from the dungeon. Audience member Lynn does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Mary does them for Colin. Irish Drinking Song: About a first car. Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Colin and Ryan.

      Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All for as if they're in a Jimmy Stewart sound-a-like convention.moreless
    • Best of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
      Best of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      10/4/00
      9.6

      A clip show of the highlights of the the 1999-2000 season, including sketches previously censored due to the show's family hour time slot. Also, bloopers and unforgettable moments.

    • Show No. 301
      Show No. 301
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      1/4/01
      9.6
      Superheroes fighting doggie 'land mines,' more bad dating service videos, and songs of scoutmasters highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 222
      Show No. 222
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      11/11/99
      9.5
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from: Wayne: a tempermental rock star in his hotel room Colin: gets turned on by danger Ryan: a ravenous boa constrictor. Film, TV & Theatre Styles: Ryan and Greg are two rival bikers challenging each other to a game of chicken; racing each other towards the edge of a cliff. Colin is the anxious girlfriend who doesn't want them to do it. Styles: Japanese monster movie, soap opera, I Love Lucy, and Marx Brothers movie. Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Colin and Ryan. Party Quirks: Greg hosts: Wayne: a chicken with attitude Colin: auditioning for every part in a slasher film Ryan: excited by ugliness and searching for the perfect specimen. Song Styles: Wayne sings about a toaster as an entire gospel choir. World's Worst: Television program; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne and Colin as screaming fans at a rock concert.moreless
    • Show No. 117
      Show No. 117
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      1/6/99
      9.5
      A soap opera with only questions, a song to an immigration attorney, and a rap in an earthquake highlight this episode.
    • Salute to American Television -- Show No. 503
      11/21/01
      9.5
      A salute to great American television, featuring Sid Caesar and Lassie. Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Questionable Impressions From Television: All four do a scene set in an emergency room. The change here is they must do characters from TV. Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Lassie in country style. Film Dub: All four do a scene as two street gangs arguing over territory. Sound Effects: A scene from Charlie's Angels: Colin is Bosley and Ryan is one of the Angels; they have received instructions from Charlie to infiltrate a criminal mastermind's jungle headquarters where his militia has kidnapped the other two Angels. Audience member Karen does the sfx for Colin, and audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan. Foreign Film Dub: Sid and Drew act out the French spy film Escargot. Ryan translates for Drew and Colin translates for Sid. Wayne calls out the following languages: German, Japanese and Russian. Winner: None Credit Reading: None. Laura and Linda brought out a birthday cake for Sid and Drew led the audience in singing 'Happy Birthday To You.'moreless
    • Show No. 7016
      Show No. 7016
      Season 7 - Episode 16
      3/21/05
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Kathy must choose from: Wayne: a Mission: Impossible agent lowering himself into a room to retrieve secret microfilm from Colin and Ryan's pants pockets Colin: having passionate secret affairs with Wayne and Ryan's shoes but must choose between them Ryan: a comedian who is bound and strapped to a time bomb that counts down whenever the audience isn't laughing. Really Bad Hangover: Colin and Kathy are a couple getting up in the morning, but they have a really bad hangover, so all the noises are amplified. Ryan and Wayne make the noises. Scenes From A Hat: Bad songs to sing while making love, the last thing you would expect to come out of your grandmother's mouth, adults who are still experiencing the 'terrible twos' and unusual acts perfomed on talent night at the convent. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do a scene called 'one day in the trailer park.' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Circus. Wayne sings: PPPPPPPPmmmmmmmmm(Elephant Trumpeting) in Hawaiian style Lion Of Love as Fats Domino. Foreign Film Dub: Kathy(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) do a scene from the Ukranian action film Action In The Ukraine.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin as he tells Ryan's shoe about the great future they are going to have together.moreless
    • Show No. 8019
      Show No. 8019
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      3/24/06
      9.5
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
      Questions Only: Colin and Brad vs. Wayne and Ryan do a scene set on an international flight.
      Secret: Ryan is Tarzan and Colin is Jane, with the secret in Tarzan's loin cloth.
      Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Sarah, an auditor, in pop ballad style.
      Backwards Scene, Ryan is visiting Brad, the doctor and Colin, the nurse as Ryan says good-bye.
      Party Quirks, Brad hosts:
      Wayne: an android servant malfunctioning
      Colin: a criminal on the run using all modes of transportation
      Ryan: a mouse narrowly avoiding being killed.
      Daytime Talk Show: Talking about "Cinderella" in Hey, It's Past 12 O'Clock, Where's That Pumpkin? are:
      Host: Brad (Farley Tail)
      Guest #1: Wayne (LeStrange, claimimg the story was modeled after her)
      Guest #2: Colin (Salmonella, one of Cinderella's beauty-impaired sisters, claiming they didn't treat her mean)
      Audience Members: Ryan (a man who wants to know where Jerry is and a woman who thinks the guests are too hard on Cinderella).
      Hoedown: About snoring.
      Winner: None named
      Credit Reading: None.
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    • Show No. 514
      Show No. 514
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      4/3/03
      9.5
      Kathy Griffin returns to help the boys erupt passions at a resort, sing an Irish Drinking song about graduation, and give bad people to share an office with.
    • Show No. 103
      Show No. 103
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      8/5/98
      9.5
      The American version of Whose Line debuts with Ryan's infamous foal being born scene.
    • Show No. 325
      Show No. 325
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      2/22/01
      9.5
      Seating order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Questionable Impressions: All four are in the kitchen. Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin are two fishermen, landing and gutting fish on a trawler, when Captain Wayne spots the storm of the century approaching. Styles: Shakespeare, Fellini film, Woody Allen film, horror movie and Kung Fu. Irish Drinking Song: About having a lobotomy. Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Jill, a ticket seller at Dodger Stadium, in the style of the Rat Pack(Wayne does Frank and Sammy; Jeff does Dean). Newsflash: Colin reports from a sea of cockroaches to Jeff and Ryan in the studio. Hoedown: About astronauts. Foreign Film Dub: Drew(translated by Ryan) and Jeff(translated by Colin) do a scene from the Spanish action film El Donkey. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne as an Army parachute instructor calling out the names of those about to jump; the others are jumpers.moreless
    • Show No. 235
      Show No. 235
      Season 2 - Episode 32
      4/20/00
      9.5
      Karen Maruyama joins the boys for a WWII scene, as a granny with a crush on Colin, and as the host of another quirky party.
    • Show No. 223
      Show No. 223
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      11/18/99
      9.5
      The gang opens up with Questions Only from the lingerie section of a department store on Valentine's Day. Ryan and Colin do Whose Line as Zorro and the leader of the Mexican Guard. The gang follows with a game of props, and then Scenes From a Hat including "Odd Hijacker Demands", and "Rejected Themes For Resturants". Greatest hits features Songs of the Chiropractor. Everyone (except for Wayne) wins and the 3 do a Children Hoedown with Drew.moreless
    • Show No. 106
      Show No. 106
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      8/19/98
      9.5
      A rap at a hospital, more crazy dates, and songs of bus drivers are featured in this episode.
    • Show No. 322
      Show No. 322
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      1/25/01
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Film, TV, and Theatre Styles: Colin is a witch hunter and is about to burn Ryan, a young woman, at the stake for being a witch. Wayne is her boyfriend, a farmer, who has come to plead for her life. Styles: The Real World, Masterpiece Theatre, Latin American game show, Barney, and The Crocodile Hunter. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing about a dishwasher(or a washing machine) in jitterbug style. Song Titles: All four do a scene set in an emergency room. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: a scene-stealing extra showing he can play the other parts better Colin: has brought a date covered in chocolate body paint and he's licking it off Ryan: a baseball player trying to steal his way home. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Cowboy. Wayne and Chip sing: Hawk Pttt Ding! in early vaudeville style The Sounds Of Stirrups as Simon and Garfunkel You Yellow-Bellied Lily-Livered, Oohh Mother as Run DMC. Hoedown: About having plastic surgery; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: All four(Wayne added late) Credit Reading: Colin as a jilted bride being comforted by her bridesmaids(the others).moreless
    • Show No. 409
      Show No. 409
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      12/19/01
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Meet The Family: Kathy and her fiance Wayne wait at home to meet her parents: father Colin(Dusin Hoffman from Rainman) and mother Ryan(a dominatrix). Song Styles: Wayne sings from the West Side Story musical about goats; the others are goats dancing behind him. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News)are: Anchor: Colin(Rhett Arittleout Aroundthewaist) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Trixie), a clueless teenage girl on the phone to her friends Sports: Wayne(Sporty), a Hatian man who's been unfaithful and is now the victim of a voodoo attack Weather: Ryan(Gunther Dosomething Amusing), discovers his weather map covers the gates of Hell and is desperate to keep them closed. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Teacher. Wayne sings: Workin' 9 to 2 in surf music style Scarin' the Substitute as Sting Faculty Lounge Fling in big band style. Foreign Film Dub: Kathy(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) act out a scene from the Vietnamese action film The Rice Paddy. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin as a goat herder with the others as goats.moreless
    • Show No. 7023
      Show No. 7023
      Season 7 - Episode 23
      5/9/05
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Noah Sheshaving Mybaby) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Tipsy), a Jerry Springer guest who's been brought on to reveal her shocking secret to her husband Colin Sports: Wayne(Juan Tanamera), a world famous fashion designer training his new models(audience members Pepe, Fredrico, Marzipan and Chablis) how to walk the catwalk Weather: Ryan(Scattered Showers), using everyone else's bodies as his weather maps. Number Of Words: In a deleted scene from Rocky, Rocky(Colin) is being trained by his coach(Ryan). His wife, Adrian(Kathy) is trying to talk him out of fighting. Suddenly, Rocky's tough-talking opponent Apollo(Wayne) enters the gym. Colin-3 words Ryan-5 words Kathy-2 words Ryan-4 words. Action Replay: First scene: With his boss arriving for dinner at any moment, panicky Kathy is struggling to get into her tight outfit while her husband Wayne is frantically trying to fix a burst pipe under the bathroom sink. Second Scene: Using the others movements, but not their dialogue, Ryan and Colin prepare to go on stage. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are a couple riding donkeys into the Grand Canyon for a romantic overnight camping trip; Wayne and Kathy are the props. Showstopping Number: Ryan and Colin do a scene set in the U. S. Senate; Wayne joins later. World's Worst: Person to be married to; Drew replacing Kathy.

      Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Ryan as a dog obedience trainer and the others as misbehaving pooches.moreless
    • Show No. 8020
      Show No. 8020
      Season 8 - Episode 20
      12/15/07
      9.5
      Brad has to choose a date, Colin and Ryan are trapped in Bigfoot country, and the game show Pick The Cheese is also featured.
    • Show No. 512
      Show No. 512
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      9/30/02
      9.5
      Florence Henderson gets sung to by Wayne(the Brady they didn't tell you about) and Brad; plays a saucy housewife in Dubbing and tried to help Jan--played by Ryan--in Helping Hands. Also, a scene where the letter L is replaced by the letter P. It's a pove(love) scene.
    • Show No. 334
      Show No. 334
      Season 3 - Episode 31
      4/27/01
      9.5
      Brad and Wayne sing to a girl who plays a sea otter, while Colin joins them to sing to another girl about her warts. We also find that the owner of Jurassic Park is apparently Scottish.
    • Show No. 109
      Show No. 109
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      3/24/99
      9.5
      A fashion show for pro wrestlers, bad presidents, and a problem hunting highlight the final episode of season one. Also watch for Denny as Greg's Jewish mother.
    • Show No. 344
      Show No. 344
      Season 3 - Episode 37
      5/17/01
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Colin(Lars Lars Pantsonfars) Co-Anchor: Chip(Dude McFarland), a surfer dude looking for the ultimate ride Sports: Wayne(Bubba Dubba), being sucked into a black hole in the camera Weather: Ryan(Stormy Cumulus), a shipwrecked survivor spotting a possible rescue plane. Sound Effects: Colin is Noah being told he must quickly build the ark before the storm hits; Ryan provides the sfx. Song Titles: All four are on a road trip across America. Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Wayne are two security guards at a nuclear power plant who are alarmed when they see that a suspicious stranger, Colin, has gained entry into a highly secured area. Styles: Melodrama, Australian soap opera, Shakespeare, religious channel and spaghetti Western. Motown Group: Wayne, Chip and Ryan do the Motown song Do The Shower. Hoedown: About talk shows, Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two newspaper vendors shouting the headlines.moreless
    • Show No. 607
      Show No. 607
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      7/11/03
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a criminal breaking rocks in the prison yard. Chip is the tough prison warden who decides to frisk him because he suspects Ryan is carrying a concealed weapon. Then Wayne flies in on a helicopter to help Ryan escape. Styles: as a Bob Fosse musical, as a cheesy '70's porn and as Stomp. Sound Effects: Ryan is an explorer and Colin is a beautiful, feisty research scientist. They are on an expedition down a mighty river in Africa to capture King Kong. Audience member Sally does the sound effects for Ryan and audience member Cheryl does the sound effects for Colin. Newsflash: Colin reports from people having snakes dumped on them and eating bugs and scorpions to Ryan and Chip in the studio. Bartender: Chip serves the drinks for: Colin, who is angry about the size of his feet Ryan, who has a problem with his zipper not working Wayne, who is in love with the bartender. Hoedown: About Superman; Drew replacing Colin. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Wayne as a football coach firing up his team of losers at halftime; the others are his team.moreless
    • Show No. 8009
      Show No. 8009
      Season 8 - Episode 17
      12/4/07
      9.5
      Kathy has to choose from Rocky, a terminator and a mother penguin while Wayne sings more songs about James Bond and Ryan and Colin play Peter Pan and Wendy.
    • Show No. 114
      Show No. 114
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      2/3/99
      9.5
      Another Drew Carey Show co-star, this time Ian Gomez, joins in the fun as Ricky Ricardo as a sportscaster, a gangster getting shot, and a dating show contestant. Also, Brad sings songs of ant farms and Ryan and Colin are on their honeymoon when an earthquake hits.
    • Show No. 229
      Show No. 229
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      2/24/00
      9.5
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: The crisis is it's too hot for: Greg: Chocolate Bunny Man Ryan: Mimics Everyone Behind Their Back Boy Colin: Captain Lounge Act Wayne: Can't Control His Legs Man. Sound Effects: Colin acts out a scene as a teenager going on his first prom date with Ryan doing the sound effects. Song Styles: Wayne raps as M.C. Hammer for Lydia the geographer. The Millionaire Show: Participating are: Host: Greg Contestant: Ryan(Horst Kohler) Audience Member: Wayne(his Uncle Schmidt, from the Black Forest) Phone-A-Friend: Colin(his brother Hogan) Hoedown: About being ugly; Drew replacing Greg. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two crotchety old men yelling at people to get off their property.moreless
    • Show No. 411
      Show No. 411
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      12/12/01
      9.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from:
      Wayne: a power-crazed Southern state trooper
      Colin: joined at the butt with Ryan but desperate for his own career in show biz
      Ryan: a bragging motorcycle stunt rider taking ever-greater challenges.
      Motown Group: Wayne, Chip and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Hockey Player.
      Song Titles: All four are in the Army.
      Scenes From A Hat: When cartoon characters go on dates; first drafts of famous movie lines; world's worst person to be stuck with at a party; trivial reasons to hold news conferences; color commentators on their day off; things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend; and other things Dorothy and her friends asked the Wizard for.
      Hoedown: About body odor; Drew replacing Ryan.

      Winner: Wayne
      Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two guys joined at the butt.moreless
    • Show No. 104
      Show No. 104
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      8/12/98
      9.4
      Episode two features the first weird newscast, a duet to a music student, and a rap set at summer camp.
    • Show No. 426
      Show No. 426
      Season 5 - Episode 32
      8/29/03
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Arthur Anymore Doughnuts) Co-Anchor: Jeff, Christopher Walken trying out his stand-up routine. Sports: Wayne(Britney-Christina Van Fluffen), Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera getting into a chickfight during a duet at an awards ceremony Weather: Ryan(Twice Nightly), a swinger checking people out and selecting who he'll take home for tonight's bedroom escapades. Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Katrina, who pops popcorn at the AMC movie theaters, in big band style. Scenes From A Hat: Scenes from famous Hollywood moves as written by Dr. Seuss, if boxing corner men helped us get through our daily routines, U. S. cities that will never have a song written about them, odd things to hear from the voices in your head and bad times to smoke a cigarette. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Motorcycle. Wayne and Jeff sing: The Harley Of Seville as The Three(Two) Tenors Alabama Motorcycle Mama With A Llama in boogie woogie style. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Wayne have a high-powered business lunch at a horror movie-themed restaurant; Ryan and Colin are the waiters. Winner: Jeff Credit Reading: Jeff as Christopher Walken doing his stand-up comedy act.moreless
    • Show No. 341
      Show No. 341
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      11/23/00
      9.4
      Superheroes saving the world from pit bulls, a scene with Robin Hood and Maid Marian, and songs of women highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 310
      Show No. 310
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      3/22/01
      9.4
      Songs of traveling salesmen, superheroes dealing with no milk, and more two-line scenes highlight this episode.
    • Christmas Episode - Show No. 8010
      Christmas Episode - Show No. 8010
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      12/12/05
      9.4
      The special Christmas episode.

      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Questions with Wigs: All four do a scene where an extended family gets together for Christmas dinner. Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Santa Claus and his reindeer, Donner in the style of swing music. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two doctors at a party on a snowy Christmas Eve who suddenly get called to a frantic maternity ward on the other side of town. Audience member Shawna did the sfx for Ryan, and audience member Nancy did them for Colin. Scenes from a Hat: People you don’t want to get caught with under the mistletoe, celebrities who shouldn’t release rap records, thoughts that keep Drew up at night, what Santa really does when he arrives down your chimney, and odd things to have written in icing on a cake. Helping Hands: Dynamic corporate boss Ryan(with Colin's hands) has invited his newest recruit to the company, Drew, over for Christmas dinner.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as Santa’s squabbling elves, with Santa and Donner watching.moreless
    • Show No. 7014
      Show No. 7014
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      3/7/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin, and Ryan.

      Number Of Words: The following do a scene from The Mummy: Jeff: an Egyptian guide(four words) Colin: a feisty female archeologist(two words) Wayne: the evil mummy who is released after they open his tomb(three words) Ryan: a dashing adventurer who comes to rescue them(five words) Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Angela, a yoga instructor, as the Rat Pack. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial about a new stop-snoring aid. Scenes From A Hat: Foreign remakes of American TV shows; ads where the product and the don't match; and inoffensive words that immature people are prone to snicker at. Bartender: Wayne pours the drinks for: Jeff: in love with dogs Colin: angry that his pogo stick broke Ryan: has a problem with being colorblind. Props: Jeff and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Wayne as Ryan and Jeff hold his arms and Colin tickles his butt.moreless
    • Show No. 204
      Show No. 204
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      11/4/99
      9.4
      Superheroes fighting a lack of deodorant, Wayne singing Michael Jackson young and old, Drew confusing Ryan with Colin, and a song about a shoe where everyone breaks up highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 233
      Show No. 233
      Season 2 - Episode 30
      3/30/00
      9.4
      A scene in a canyon with donkeys, a news report from alligators in a swamp, and songs of psychiatrists highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 415
      Show No. 415
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      12/13/01
      9.4
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne is a store detective in a pet shop who suspects Ryan of shoplifting; Brad is the cop who has been called to the scene. Styles: all three like Elvis, doing the whole scene backwards, and as catty Vegas showgirls. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for a miracle acne removal product. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: a family coming to blows on the Jerry Springer Show Colin: the synchronized swimming teammate of the others Ryan: a series of animals spotting and charging the cameras. Title Sequence: For the new sitcom George Washington and the Ventriloquist, Wayne and Brad sing the title song and Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the ill-tempered owner of an ice cream parlor teaching his new soda jerk, Drew, how to make the ultimate ice cream sundae. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as animals charging the cameras.moreless
    • Show No. 215
      Show No. 215
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      1/20/00
      9.4
      Kathy Greenwood makes her debut with a scene at a nudist colony; also featured are an album of songs of attorneys nad a Colin reporting from a whole lot of icky bugs.
    • Show No. 7008
      Show No. 7008
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      2/7/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: a mean female wrestler who recieves a valentine and is desperate to find her secret admirer Colin: a mad Headless Horesman looking for a hideous head to replace his own Ryan: a mischievous gargoyle at the top of Notre Dame Cathedral who keeps coming alive to cause trouble. Film, TV and Theater Styles: Colin is a distraught bride and Wayne is her angry mother. They come to fashion designer Ryan on the morning of the wedding because the dress doesn't fit. Styles: MacGyver, soap opera, psychic network, WWF, Crocodile Hunter and Antique Roadshow. Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne and Colin do a doo-wop song about Erica, who died in a tragic gene splicing accident. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Lunch Lady. Wayne and Chip(not Brad) sing: Aprons, Hairnets and Knee-Highs in hillbilly style Don't Want Your Milk! in punk style. Props: Wayne and Chip vs. Drew and Ryan.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Colin as the Headless Horseman and Ryan as his new head.moreless
    • Show No. 8007
      Show No. 8007
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      11/10/06
      9.4
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
      Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of no beer are:
      Greg: Super Bum
      Ryan: Rodeo Boy
      Colin: Captain Nosy
      Wayne: Captain Totally Made Of Springs.
      Sound Effects: Colin is a monk who escapes from his monastery for a night on the town. Ryan provides his noises.
      Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.
      Hey You Down There: Greg narrates a 1950's public information film about preparing for a nuclear attack with Ryan and Colin acting it out.
      Daytime Talk Show: Talking about Hey, Diddle Diddle are:
      Host: Greg
      Guest #1: Ryan (Prof. Phillips of the Phillps Observatory)
      Guest #2: Colin (Filly Felroid, who worked to get the cow to jump over the moon)
      Audience Members: Wayne (Dr. Ramba Shahlabahugodomestuibe and the mother of the little boy who laughed).
      Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene set at a a school.
      Hats/Dating Service Videos: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin.
      Winner: None named
      Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 315
      Show No. 315
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      10/4/01
      9.4
      "Let's Make a Date" "Title Sequence" for the hit sitcom "(Mike) Tyson and (Abraham) Lincoln" "Scenes from a Hat" include "strange items on sale at the prison gift shop" and "pick-up lines of game show hosts" "Party Quirks," with a televison that keeps changing channels (Wayne), an insatiable mosquito that gets drunk on blood (Colin), and talking roadkill coming back to haunt Brad (Ryan) "3-Headed Broadway Star" (Wayne, Ryan, Colin) perform "That Sinking Feeling" from the hit musical Quicksand.

      everyone but Wayne wins, and sing the family reunion "Hoedown" as punishment.moreless
    • Show No. 303
      Show No. 303
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      10/12/00
      9.4
      The new version of Sound Effects with the quacking elephant is featured in this episode.
    • Show No. 429
      Show No. 429
      Season 4 - Episode 30
      3/28/02
      9.4
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock Newsare: Anchor: Colin(Tito Thruda Tulips) Co-Anchor: Greg, a German insult comic Sports: Wayne(Little Susie), a Girl Scout selling cookies who's possessed by the Devil Weather: Ryan(Jerry Atric), an old man who takes an extremely short-acting rejuvination pill. Whose Line: Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein and Colin is Igor. They are trying to bring the monster to life before the mob arrives. Ryan's lines: 'What are you looking at, fat boy?' and 'I can't believe it's not butter.' Colin's line: 'What's with the sheep outfit?' Action Replay: Greg and Wayne do this scene: A tourist and his guide set up camp for the night when they're confronted by a hungry lion. Ryan and Colin wind up doing a scene as two dancers in the musical Cats. Scenes From A Hat: Versions of Hell other than eternal flames, famous film scenes as done by cartoon characters, if morning show hosts act like most people do in the morning, what members of the Whose Line cast say to their therapists and announcements that tend to ruin parties. Hoedown: About hockey players; Drew replacing Greg. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Wayne as a Girl Scout seling cookies who's possessed by the devil.moreless
    • Show No. 7009
      Show No. 7009
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      2/14/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from: Wayne: a cheesy Mexican troubadour who sings unbelievably insulting songs about the people he serenades Colin: a panicking Dutch peasant who thinks the openings in people's faces are leaky holes in a dyke Ryan: the recently out-of-ohe-closet Robin Hood selecting his band of Merry Men & taking them to rob the rich Whose Line: With an angry French mob benath the window, King Louis XVI(Ryan) and his panicking Austrian wife Marie Antoinette(Colin) must escape or face the guillotine. Colin's line: 'Get your eyeballs out of my cleavage!' Ryan's lines: 'You are the weakest link. Goodbye!' and' Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Scenes From A Hat: If a Fear Factor episode was done for celebrities, the world's dumbest criminals being caught in the act, slogans on T-Shirts worn by George W. Bush and what you think your fellow cast memebers should title their autobiographies. Song Titles: All four do a scene set in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office. Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne, and Colin sing a doo-wop song about Janet, who died tragically in a freak Tae-Bo accident. Props: Wayne & Colin vs. Drew & Ryan.

      Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four as a bobsled team arguing while they're bobsledding.moreless
    • Show No. 7024
      Show No. 7024
      Season 7 - Episode 24
      5/16/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne and Ryan are Southern convicts escaping from a chain gang through a swamp when one of them gets stuck in quicksand. Brad is the tough prison guard closing in on them with the help of his tracking dogs. forbidden Motown Group: Wayne, Brad and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Policeman. Sound Effects: Ryan is James Bond and Colin is the 'beautiful girl;' they are tied up in the villain's mountain headquarters moments from a horrible death. They must try to make their escape from the villain and his army of henchmen. Audience member Priscilla does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Linda does them for Colin. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The President. Wayne and Brad sing: Where'd You Get That Cuban? as The Doors Ruckus In The Caucus in disco forbidden Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Drew and Ryan.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Wayne and Brad as two guys in a bar complaining aboue the people who have maid their lives miserable.moreless
    • Show No. 7012
      Show No. 7012
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      2/21/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: the hyenas from The Lion King Colin: a touchy French-Canadian teen who gets increasingly aggressive at people who laugh at him Ryan: a smooth, upbeat lounge singer on a cruise liner just before disaster strikes. Sound Effects: Indiana Jones(Ryan) and his sassy female sidekick(Colin) are on a dangerous quest for lost treasure. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Colin and audience member Michelle does them for Ryan. Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Park(Forest) Ranger. Helping Hands: Married man Ryan(with Colin's hands) has invited his secretary Kathy out for lunch so he can propositon her. Foreign Film Dub: Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) do a scene from the Italian action film Killer Spaghetti.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan as a lounge singer going down with the Titanic.moreless
    • Show No. 225
      Show No. 225
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      1/6/00
      9.4
      Superheroes battling mosquitoes, Colin playing hockey, and a telethon for sitcom stars highlight this episode.
    • 100th Episode -- Show No. 410
      100th Episode -- Show No. 410
      Season 3 - Episode 38
      5/18/01
      9.4
      Whose Line celebrates its 100th episode(even though it's not) with a Star Wars scene, a Village people song that goes awry, and a Showstopping Number about accountants.
    • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 318
      10/10/01
      9.4
      Seating order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is an imcompetent waiter who spills food on tempermental supermodel Wayne, Chip is her husband who comes in to confront him. Styles: The Exorcist with Wayne as the girl, Ryan as the mother and Chip as the priest; on an out-of control moving walkway; as rodeo riders; and a porn movie with exercise instructors. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Shauna, an exotic animal trainer and handler, as Metallica(speed metal). Song Titles: Set in a police station on a busy Saturday night. Scenes From A Hat: Times when you'd like to say 'Let's see that again in slow motion'; bad times to ask her for sex; bad names for perfume; what your dogs think and do when you leave them alone in the house; unusual cases for the FBI; world's worst catchphrases; if people broke into song in real life and difficult questions for Mommy to answer. Hoedown: About a drunk mother; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan and Chip as two competing ventriloquists and Wayne and Colin, respectively, as their dummies.moreless
    • Show No. 226
      Show No. 226
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      2/3/00
      9.4
      Superheroes fighting dry skin, a song to a Canadian vacationer, and another quirky party highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 406
      Show No. 406
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      9/23/02
      9.4
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Award Show: Brad and Wayne are hosts of the Frat Boy Award Show; Ryan and Colin are nominees in the audience. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the 'I've Got A Secret' episode of the South American Jerry Springer Show Colin: a performing seal in a marine park pool playing up to the cameras Ryan: a series of hunting accidents caught on tape. Scenes From A Hat: What life would have been like if your parents were insult comics, what's on TV in Hell, things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies and hit numbers from a musical about breasts. Bartender: Brad serves the drinks for: Wayne: excited about Brad Colin: angry because he got a speeding ticket Ryan: in love with ugly shoes. Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Brad as a Russian gymnastics coach upset with his team of underachievers, with the others as the team.moreless
    • Show No. 338
      Show No. 338
      Season 3 - Episode 34
      5/4/01
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Facing the problem of no more Bee Gees are: Colin: Disco Boy Ryan: Captain Hummingbird Chip: The Lap Dance Kid Wayne: The Barroom Brawler. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Chris, an assistant to an accountant, in the style of line dancing. Scenes Cut From A Movie: All four do scenes from Braveheart, The Exorcist, Free Willy, and Star Wars. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Cowboy. Wayne and Chip sing: M-m-m-m-oooooooo as Hanson Hey, That Horse Looks Good in grunge style They Shot My Pa in doo-wop style. Hoedown: About plastic surgery; Drew replacing Wayne.

      Winner: All four(Wayne added late) Credit Reading: Chip and Wayne as two blues singers riffing in a bar.moreless
    • Show No. 7025
      Show No. 7025
      Season 7 - Episode 25
      5/23/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Questions Only: Kathy and Wayne start in a scene where they are a very passionate couple who stumble across Frankenstein's castle one stormy night. Sound Effects: Bad-tempered Santa Ryan and panicky elf Colin are late loading up the sleigh to start their round of deliveries. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Karen does them for Colin. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Colin(Dan 'You're Gonna Pay Me Back That Ten' Bucks) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Doody McPherson), a hideous old crone coming on to all of the men. Sports: Wayne, whose body is being controlled by a prankster in the audience. Weather: Ryan(Stormy), a hi-tech thief on a mission to steal the amazingly life-like Kathy Greenwood statue. Scenes From A Hat: If statues could speak, things you don't want to see old people doing and outtakes from the Whose Line soap opera. Helping Hands: Martha Stewart is away and Ryan (using Colin's hands) is her bad-tempered stand-in holding a master for Kathy, giving her tips for the holiday season.

      Winner: None announced Credit Reading: All four as if their bodies were being controlled by a prankster in the audience.moreless
    • Show No. 513
      Show No. 513
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      1/24/03
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from. Wayne: the amazing Italian acrobatic circus family and their world famous stool act Colin: a backwoods farmer helping his prized cows Wayne and Ryan through difficult multiple births Ryan: perfoming Drew Carey: The Musical. Dubbing: Ryan is the leader of the Puerto Rican gang The Sharks and he is outraged when he finds his beautiful girlfriend Maria(played by audience member Gaelen; voiced by Wayne) flirting with the leader of the Jets(Colin) on a playground in Spanish Harlem. Scenes From A Hat: Besides an athletic event and a criminal getaway, times when people run as fast as they can; bad segues following tragic news stories; phrases that just don't sound right when a cheesy announcer says them and things you shouldn't do when standing in a police line-up. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Rome. Wayne and Chip sing: You Brought Her, You Caesar in Tex-Mex style Pinched In The Piazza as The Offspring. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four as they perform Drew Carey: The Musical.moreless
    • Show No. 7022
      Show No. 7022
      Season 7 - Episode 22
      5/2/05
      9.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: a panicky frat boy waking up on his wedding day blindfolded, naked and handcuffed to Colin Colin: an incompetent 1940's gangster who bungles a bank robbery and has to make a desperate escape Ryan: a smart-mouthed brat who's been told never to lick the metal plate in Colin's head in winter. Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Fireman. Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a lingerie shop. Scenes From A Hat: Other people Dorothy might have met and what they would have asked the Wizard for, titles of self-help books written by dogs, world's worst person to share an elevator with, what phone sex operators are really doing on the other end of the line, how men can make the most of their time when they are stuck cudding with 'the little woman,' and the last thing Drew Carey thinks before he drifts off to sleep. Hoedown: About your weight; Drew replacing Kathy.

      Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: All four as gushing actors taking curtain calls and thanking their audience.moreless
    • Show No. 8021
      Show No. 8021
      Season 8 - Episode 21
      12/15/07
      9.4
      Superheroes solve the crisis of no shoelaces, Colin escapes from a POW camp, Denny chooses from strange bachelors, and Ryan finds shoplifter Colin in the final episode of the series.
    • Show No. 306
      Show No. 306
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      11/2/00
      9.4
      A Jewish wedding song, an infomercial about cellulite(or celluloid) cream, and a translation of a French action film are the highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 102
      Show No. 102
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      9/9/98
      9.3
      Kathy Kinney joins her Drew Carey Show co-stars Drew and Ryan, along with Brad and Colin. They do more wacky dates, a daytime talk show about The Three Little Pigs, and a Hoedown about getting your pizza late.
    • Show No. 320
      Show No. 320
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      11/9/00
      9.3
      A film noir scene in an operating room, a news report from an old strip club, and a Hoedown about winning the lottery are higlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 417
      Show No. 417
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      11/22/01
      9.3
      Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Questions Only: All four do a scene set on a bawdy Saturday night in a frontier town at the height of the Gold Rush. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for products that remove excessive arm hair. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is the leader of a jungle expedition who is desperately trying to get his colleagues, Ryan and Jeff, to set up camp before darkness. Jeff's lines: 'I resent that' and 'Oh, my god, that's enormous.' Ryan's lines: 'Should I use my gun?' and 'What was that?' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Motorcycle. Wayne and Jeff sing: Old Lady On My Hog in mariachi style Asphalt And Chaps in protest song style Ringringringringring in thrash style. World's Worst: Neighbor; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as a heavy metal band trying to come up with a name for themselves.moreless
    • Show No. 201A
      Show No. 201A
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/7/99
      9.3
      A dating show with an exorcist and a strip club bouncer, a scene about finding a mummy, and songs of dogs(or dog walkers) highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 612
      Show No. 612
      Season 5 - Episode 30
      8/15/03
      9.3

      Jerry Springer returns to do a Dubbing scene, while Colin does a little dancing to Songs of Sci-Fi and monsters are made with parts of Brian Boitano, Mr. T, a Benihana chef and Fred Astaire.

    • Show No. 8016
      Show No. 8016
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      12/13/07
      9.3
      Colin directs a gangster in an ER, Wayne and Jeff sing more(yes, more!) Songs of Norway, and Two Line Vocabulary at Jurrasic Park.
    • Jeff Davis 2
      Jeff Davis 2
      Season 10 - Episode 17
      8/4/14
      9.3

      In another weird newscast, soap opera Dr. Jeff tries to save Colin's life and Wayne arrests someone who gave him a joke haircut, while Jeff hosts a party with Ryan the sperm and Colin the Hobbit and another album of beach songs is sold.

    • Show No. 416
      Show No. 416
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      1/24/02
      9.3
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of too many blue shoes are: Greg: Quick Rick Ryan: Faking Injury for Sympathy Man Colin: Captain Coward Wayne: Showstopping Number Boy. Multiple Personalities: Greg, Wayne, and Ryan do a scene where a car breaks down in the forest in the middle of the night. The following props represent the following charcters: a gas can: Richard Simmons a map: John Wayne a flashlight: Scooby Doo. Scenes From a Hat: Times when it would be nice to have the ability to be beamed up; what really made the kids in Blair Witch run off screaming; what members of the Whose Line cast say to their therapists; outtakes from the Hillbilly National Theatre's Shakespeare Festival; and how the naked Fridays policy turned out at your office. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the complilation CD Songs Of The Doctor. Wayne sings: This Is Gonna Hurt A Little in mambo style Gall Stones Are A Girl's Worst Friend as Marilyn Monroe My Gown Has No Back in '80's rock n' roll style. Sportscasters: Ryan and Colin are two rival pizza makers trying to impress a female customer; Drew and Greg are sports announcers commentating on them. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne as Scooby Doo, Greg as Richard Simmons, and Ryan as John Wayne.moreless
    • Show No. 610
      Show No. 610
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      6/27/03
      9.3
      David Hasselhoff joins the cast to sing a three-headed Broadaway song and have Wayne sing a gospel song to him. Kathy Griffin makes her third appearance as well.
    • Show No. 307
      Show No. 307
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      3/15/01
      9.3
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on the Action News are:
      Anchor: Greg (Sick Of Survivor)
      Co-Anchor: Colin, a talking parrot
      Sports: Wayne, an aggressive old drunk who used to do the sports
      Weather: Ryan, Siegfried And Roy whose act is going dangerously wrong.
      Two-Line Vocabulary: Ryan is the President who's just been caught with a woman and has called in Colin, his female secretary and Greg, his adviser to resolve the crisis.
      Colin's lines: 'I didn't know you had one of those' and 'That's completely disgusting!'
      Ryan lines: 'God, I love you!' and 'How does that feel?'
      Party Quirks: Greg hosts:
      Wayne a determined little old lady who likes tight butts
      Colin: an increasingly violent bouncer clearing the bar at closing time
      Ryan: the third of each animal species trying to talk its way onto Noah's Ark.
      Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of the Nurse. Wayne sings:
      Four Hundred Dollar Bill in reggae br />I'm Tired Of Wearing White as Wyclef Jean and The Rock
      I Wish I Were A Doctor in rockabilly
      Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan.

      Winner: Greg
      Credit Reading: All four as aliens looking down from their spaceship.moreless
    • Show No. 433
      Show No. 433
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      10/21/02
      9.3
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Questions Only: In an alternative version of The Wizard Of Oz, Dorothy arrives in Munchkin Land where things have taken a turn for the worse. Newsflash: Colin reports from a bodybuilding competition to Ryan and Kathy in the studio. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Naomi, who works for UPS, in '70's disco style with the others dancing behind him; they all wear different colored afro wigs. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin sell various items to cure the bad habit of nail biting. Scenes From A Hat: If lessons in love and sex were taught in the style of Sesame Street, Jeopardy! questions where the Whose Line cast members are the answers and and bad things to say as you're about to kiss her. Hoedown: About police officers; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: All four as if they're all bodybuilders in a high pressure competition.moreless
    • Show No. 335
      Show No. 335
      Season 3 - Episode 27
      4/5/01
      9.3
      Ryan's inability to whistle is a running joke in this episode, which also features a Cabaret-type song about a vacuum cleaner and the emergence of Colin 'Moooochrie'.
    • Show No. 316
      Show No. 316
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      7/18/03
      9.3
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Trying to solve the crisis of the ship sinking are: Brad: Captain Morgan Ryan: Runs And Throws Like A Girl Man Colin: The Copycat Kid Wayne: Russian Gymnast Woman. Sound Effects: Colin is Batman and Ryan is Robin, and they get a call that one of their arch-enemies is wreaking havoc in Gotham City. Audience member Margaret does the sfx for Colin and audience member Bridie does them for Ryan. Title Sequence: Brad and Wayne sing the theme song to the new ABC sitcom Napoleon and the Bartender while Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence. If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin(who start) and Ryan(who enters later) are car mechanics at a service station using euphanisims and cliches. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Brad do the following scene: A couple composes an ad jingle. Scenes From A Hat: Inappropriate elementary school field trips, weird places to find advertising, little-known but amazing facts about Drew Carey, inappropriate emergency calls to make to 911, and bad things to say after making love. Hoedown: About the zoo; Drew replacing Brad.

      Winner: Brad Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as Batman and Robin on a call, with Brad and Wayne making the sound effects(joined later by the audience).moreless
    • Show No. 8011
      Show No. 8011
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      3/21/06
      9.3
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.
      Daytime Talk Show: Bible, Bible, Everywhere profiles Noah's Ark. Participating are:
      Host: Brad (Mass Confusion)
      Guest #1: Wayne (Zebecadiah Jones, Noah's neighbor)
      Guest #2: Ryan (Houston Pings, a meteorologist)
      Audience Members: Colin (a man upset that the unicorns drowned, and a women disgusted with both the guests).
      Sound Effects: Colin is Indiana Jones trying to find an ancient treasure in a booby-trapped cave.
      Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene involving a train wreck.
      Ice Skaters: Ryan and Colin are Olympic ice skaters doing their final routine, of which the subject is getting up in the morning.
      Improbable Mission: Upon the instructions given to them on the tape by Brad, Colin and Ryan are secret agents who must mow the lawn in front of the American Embassy in the Central American county of Pakalakawakala.
      Dead Bodies: In a deleted scene from Titanic, Jack (Ryan) is drawing Rose (audience member Julie) in the nude when her fiance (Wayne) bursts in and announces they've just struck an iceberg. Ryan and Julie are dead, Wayne dies when he enters the scene, Colin takes their bodies and keeps the scene going.
      Questions Only: Tension breaks out in the gangster world of 1930's Chicago; Drew replaces Brad.
      Winner: Brad
      Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 212
      Show No. 212
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      10/28/99
      9.3
      UK favorite Josie Lawrence joins the boys for a news report from snakes, a crazy dating show, and a punk rock song to a machinist.
    • Too Hot For 8:00 -- Show No. 327 (1)
      2/21/01
      9.3
      A newscast with a mercenary, the awards for hillbillies, and a songs of traveling salesmen highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 302
      Show No. 302
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      10/12/00
      9.3
      The third season premiere features Wayne singing to the editor of Teen Style magazine, Kathy hosting another quirky party, and an Irish Driking Song about Drew.
    • Too Hot For 8:00 -- Show No. 326 (2)
      2/21/01
      9.3
      A bank robbery scene, a West Side Story-type song about bank robbers, and more bad dating videos highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 606
      Show No. 606
      Season 5 - Episode 29
      8/8/03
      9.3
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Press Conference: Participating are: Colin: the first astronaut to make love on the moon Ryan: Lyle Moon, Entertainment Yearly. Kathy: no name given Wayne: Timothy Leary, The Mandingo Quarterly. Sound Effects: Chief of Police Colin and angry leader of the village mob Ryan are in a forest one stormy night making their way to Frankenstein's castle to hunt down the monster. Audience member Valerie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Ann does them for Colin. Irish Drinking Song: About graduation. Party Quirks: Kathy hosts: Wayne: Kathy's chatty manicurist possesed by an evil Scottish demon Colin: a wanna be stud practicing pickup lines in the mirror who screws up when faced with real women Ryan: an apartment maintenance man who's come to fix things but behaves as though he's an action movie hero. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's is a wedding planner and entertainer who's running through the last-minute details on the day of Kathy's wedding. Themed Restaraunt: Drew and Kathy have lunch at a Wizard Of Oz themed restaurant with Ryan and Wayne the waiters.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Kathy as the waitress at a late night coffee shop running down the items on the menu to a table full of drunks, with everyone else as the drunks.moreless
    • Show No. 339
      Show No. 339
      Season 3 - Episode 36
      5/10/01
      9.3
      Ryan as a hunky pool boy(believe it or not), an infomercial about a diet plan, and Wayne singing songs of race car drivers are highlights of this episode.
    • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 418
      11/7/01
      9.3
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Press Conference: Colin is the Tin Man announcing he and Dorothy have just had a child, with the others as reporters. Hats: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Multiple Personalities: Greg, Ryan and Colin are all on a cruise on the S. S. Poseidon when it's hit by a tidal wave and capsizes. The following items have the following personalities: captain's hat=John Wayne lifesaver=Liberace telescope=Rain Man. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Retirement. Wayne sings: Puttering Around In The Garden as Destiny's Child I'm Gonna Torch The Place in polka style Shut Those Kids Up, I'm Trying To Sleep in heavy metal style. World's Worst: self-help instructional videos; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan and Greg as two news anchors who don't know the microphones are still on.moreless
    • Show No. 237
      Show No. 237
      Season 2 - Episode 37
      5/11/00
      9.3
      Saving trees in a forest, cannibalism, a presidential crisis, and songs of wrestling highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 221
      Show No. 221
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      11/4/99
      9.3
      Seating Order: Ryan, Colin, Wayne and Brad. Song Titles: Set at an airport. Gangsta Rap: Wayne and Brad do a rap about astronauts. Scenes From a Hat: Bad choices for pets, strange things to find in your bed, dangerous things to do naked, little known facts about Drew, and things you wish you hadn't said to the President. Weird Newscasters featured: Anchor: Brad(Chester Steak Knife) Co-Anchor: Colin(Carl Turkey Baster), who has chosen this moment to become a nudist Sports: Wayne(Carlos Burrito Grande), a Latin pop heartthrob Weather: Ryan(Franklin), a Mafia boss who thinks the camera is an assassin. Three Headed Broadway Star: Brad, Ryan and Wayne sing I Love Cheese from the musical Gee, You Smell Terrific. Hoedown: About Christmas, joined by Drew. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin and Ryan as two guys in a bar about to get into a fight.moreless
    • Show No. 427
      Show No. 427
      Season 4 - Episode 31
      4/11/02
      9.3
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from: Wayne: a smooth rap star blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed by his new girlfriend gradually realizing the evening is going wrong Colin: a deranged window dresser whose only friends are mannequins Wayne and Ryan who he has fun undressing and dressing after hours Ryan: a horse whisperer calming and mounting the others who he thinks are wild stallions. Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set in a maternity ward. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Greg do a scene set three years into an international space mission. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs Of Retirement. Wayne sings: I'm Movin' To Florida in protest style Ah Gah Weh Leh Beh Leh Oh Yeah A-Lah Bah as Scottish blues singer Wet Biscuit McGlee. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Wayne as Wet Biscuit McGlee.moreless
    • Show No. 511
      Show No. 511
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      9/9/02
      9.3
      Seating Order: Wayne, Whoopi, Colin and Ryan.

      Questions Only: All four do a scene on the last night of an international singles cruise. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is the leader of the last few members of a space colony on Mars-Ryan and Whoopi-who are under attack from enemy aliens and are desperately trying to work out a plan. Ryan's lines: 'What is that?' and 'I'm really in the mood.' Whoopi's lines: 'Have you thought this through?' and 'That's impossible.' Props: Wayne and Whoopi vs. Ryan and Colin. Living Scenery: Ryan is trying to impress his girlfriend Colin at the carnival as they try out the rides and play the games; Wayne and Whoopi are the props in the scene. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is a cold-blooded pirate captain showing new recruit Whoopi how to be a pirate. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Whoopi and Ryan sing the Broadway hit Whenever I Think About Your Pants to Drew.

      Winner: None Credit Reading: All four as rowdy bachelorettes out on the town the night before Whoopi's wedding.moreless
    • Show No. 7004
      Show No. 7004
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      1/24/05
      9.3
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
      Anchor: Colin(Lars Ofthe Redhotlovers)
      Co-Anchor: Chip, the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz who was given an overactive libido instead of courage
      Sports: Wayne(Ooog), a desperate caveman looking for food, a warm cave and a mate
      Weather: Ryan, becomes extremely nervous when he suddenly discovers its the first day of 'Ryan hunting season.'
      Duet: Wayne and Chip sing a gospel song to Mira, a first-grade Hebrew teacher.
      Whose Line: Moments before sunrise, Buffy the Vampire Slayer(Colin) has come to kill Count Dracula(Ryan) as he is draining the last drops of blood from his latest victim.
      Colin's lines: 'Grab the handle, Stella, and give it a yank' and 'Hoochie Mama's comin' home.'
      Ryan's lines: 'Your fanny is a masterpiece' and 'Who let the dogs out?'
      Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Rome. Wayne and Chip sing:
      Pizza Heck Outta Me as the Brady Bunch kids
      My Tower Is Leaning in romantic '60's rhythm and blues br /> Irish Drinking Song: About falling out of a car.
      Winner: All four
      Credit Reading: All four as trash-talking basketball players.moreless
    • Show No. 317
      Show No. 317
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      9/27/01
      9.3
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: members of N'Sync fighting amongst themseves during a photo shoot Colin: an insult comic reincarnated as a ravenous blood-sucking leech Ryan: a bride going through her progressively worsening wedding day to her husband Colin. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Anna, a sign language interpreter, as Tina Turner(Wayne) and Rod Stewart(Chip). Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene fron Dracula. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: attending a college keg party and going from sober to passed out in 30 seconds Colin: an overly dramatic private investigator finding ridiculous clues to a murder Ryan: a panicking, trapped bird who keeps mistaking the cameras for open windows. Doo Wop: Chip, Ryan and Wayne sing a doo-wop song about Cheryl, who died in a freak knitting accident. Props: Chip and Wayne vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four; Ryan is the panicked bird while the others chase him.moreless
    • Show No. 8018
      Show No. 8018
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      12/14/07
      9.3
      Greg, Wayne, Colin, Ryan


      Questions Only: High school reunion

      Film, TV and Theatre : Ryan is a volcano expert talking to Greg, the sceptical mayor on the lip of a dormant volcano showing signs of life. : Kung Fu movie, Horror movie, Kabuki, infomercial, striptease.

      Song : Wayne sings to Sarah the teacher as James Brown.
      Props: Colin+ Ryan vs. Greg+ Wayne.

      Gameshow: Greg hosts Who's your Daddy?

      Hats: Ryan+ Colin vs. Wayne+ Greg; World's worst dating service video.
      Scene to Rap: Scene based in a Laundromat.


      Winner: None Credit reading: Nonemoreless
    • Show No. 213
      Show No. 213
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      11/25/99
      9.3
      Superheroes dealing with tight underwear, a Motown song about a toothbrush, and the debut of 'The Millionaire Show' highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 343
      Show No. 343
      Season 3 - Episode 35
      5/4/01
      9.2
      Let's Make A Date with a pro wrestler, a rabbit, and a thawing Neanderthal, a Motown song about feeding the dog, and a party with a crazed hairdresser highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 8015
      Show No. 8015
      Season 8 - Episode 15
      11/9/06
      9.2
      Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin, and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Patrick has to choose from: Brad: a catty Vegas showgirl Colin: Hannibal Lecter Ryan: a boisterous drunk in a strip club. Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin are alligator hunters in the Everglades. Styles: Elvis, horror movie, South Park, Star Trek, martial arts movie, and Lone Ranger. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The 11:30 News are: Anchor: Brad(Oblong Monkeyplaster) Co-Anchor: Ryan(Cheese Slices), a bad magician Sports: Patrick(Turkey Baster), an emotional actor accepting an award Weather: Colin(Relish Sandalstraps), desperate to go to the bathroom. Secret: Ryan and Colin are Adam and Eve with the secret(an extra rib) under a fig leaf. Newsflash: Colin reports from people playing and living underwater to Ryan, Patrick and Brad in the studio. Scene To Rap: Brad and Patrick, joined later by Colin and Ryan, do a scene at a mini-mart.

      Winner: All four Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 608
      Show No. 608
      Season 5 - Episode 28
      8/8/03
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Scene To Music: Colin and Wayne are a newlywed couple in their honeymoon suite at the hotel. As they are getting undressed, gung-ho pest exterminator Ryan knocks on the door to tell them their room is infested with roaches. Scenes From A Hat: Famous film roles as played by Scooby-Doo; if welcome signs in European countries were truthful; things you don't want to hear your grandmother singing about; and what the first fight between a man and a woman was about. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Undarmaa as Prince; she does her contortionist bit as he sings. Changed Letter: Greg, the team doctor, is treating naked star basketball player, Wayne, after the game in the locker room. Colin, a flirtatious female reporter, enters to interview Wayne, when suddenly Ryan, the coach, comes in tell Wayne he's been benched; in the scene, the letter 'B' is replaced with 'W.' Living Scenery: Arctic explorers Ryan and Colin, on a race to the North Pole, run into trouble and must find food, warmth, and shelter until they can be rescued. Wayne and Undarmaa are the props in the scene. Hats/Dating Service Videos: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin. Sportscasters: Ryan and Colin are two rival office workers trying to impress their boss, commented on by Drew and Greg.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as contortionist trainees as Undarmaa leads the class and shows them some of her moves.moreless
    • Show No. 118
      Show No. 118
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      2/10/99
      9.2
      A newscast with a chainsaw-wielding psycho, an album for mechanics, and sportscasters reporting on plumbers are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 8004
      Show No. 8004
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      11/7/05
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from: Wayne: a hip-hop radio DJ Colin: an 80 year old who's taken way too much aphrodisiac Ryan: a drill sargeant. Fashion Models: Greg(Mr. Snackwell) introduces models Ryan, Colin and Wayne in the race car driver fashion show. Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin. Scene To Rap: All four rap about zombies; Wayne and Greg start. Party Quirks: Greg hosts: Wayne: a daredevil motorcycle stunt rider Colin: evolving from primeval ooze to man Ryan: Rocky in 30 seconds. Hoedown: About mid-terms. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is going to propose to Drew, his girlfriend, during a romantic dinner together.

      Winner: Colin and Ryan Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 236
      Show No. 236
      Season 2 - Episode 35
      5/4/00
      9.2
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Brad(Chester Moistmuffins) Co-Anchor: Colin(Lionel Hotbiscuits), the world's most tactless man Sports: Wayne(Sizzling Baconpan), RuPaul Weather: Ryan(Flaky Croissants), has the hots for a different person every ten seconds. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin, and Brad are planning a five-year-old's birthday party. Questionable Impressions: Brad and Wayne start a scene set on a freeway; Colin is teamed with Brad and Ryan with Wayne. They must do a different impression along whith speaking in questions. Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set in a barber shop. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Plumber. Wayne and Brad sing: 'Sympathy For the Roto-Rooter' as the Rolling Stones 'Heuzunkloggin?(Who's Uncloggin?)' in German drinking style 'You Can't Flush Me Away' in '90's R & B style. 90 Second Alphabet: Ryan, Colin and Drew are three roommates watching the lottery numbers come on TV; starting with 'X.'

      Winner: Ryan and Colin Credit Reading: Ryan and Wayne as two angry drivers stuck in traffic.moreless
    • Show No. 7005
      Show No. 7005
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      1/31/05
      9.2
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
      Song Titles: All four do a scene at an office Christmas party that is in full swing.
      Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is leading two passengers, Wayne and Ryan, to safety on the cap S. S. Poseidon.
      Wayne's lines: 'I'm right behind you' and 'What about me?'
      Ryan's lines: 'What did you say?' and 'Hey, lighten up.'
      Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Lily, a crossing guard, as the Backstreet Boys.
      Action Replay: Wayne and Chip are two campers getting dressed in the morning and discover that insects have crawled in their clothes; Colin and Ryan do a scene with their movments, but do not hear the dialogue.
      Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Pregnancy. Wayne and Chip sing:
      No, You Don't Look Fat as The Clash
      You Wanna Cut The Cord? in reggae
      Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne and Ryan do a doo-wop song about Lola, who died in a tragic golfing accident.
      Winner: None
      Credit Reading: All four as if they're schoolkids jumping rope.moreless
    • Show No. 321
      Show No. 321
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      1/11/01
      9.2
      A Gladiator scene with audience-provided lines, a Star Wars scene with audience provided sound effects, and a gospel song to a dental hygenist highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 234
      Show No. 234
      Season 2 - Episode 31
      4/6/00
      9.2
      Jar Jar Binks on a dating show, the Lone Ranger and Tonto being moved, and Colin as a caveman are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 238
      Show No. 238
      Season 2 - Episode 38
      5/18/00
      9.2

      Old Job, New Job makes its US debut, Wayne sings songs of the private eye, Ryan becomes a minister cum NYPD cop and Denny joins the boys for singles night at a supermarket.

    • Show No. 510
      Show No. 510
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      1/10/03
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan and Greg are the leaders of rival biker gangs facing off in a dramatic race towards a cliff's edge in a game of chicken. As they begin, Greg's girlfriend Wayne rides in determined to stop them, whatever it takes. Styles: Gremlins and as if they love the feel of carpet on their skin. Newsflash: Colin reports from The Jerry Springer Show to Greg and Ryan in the studio. Song Styles: Wayne sing to Jerry in gospel style. Daytime Talk Show: Participating in the talk show about Little Red Riding Hood are: Host: Jerry Guest #1: Ryan, the wolf Guest #2: Colin, Red Riding Hood Audience Member #1: Wayne, the woodsman Audience Member #2: Greg, Red's grandfather. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Jerry sing I Dream About Your Yarmulke to audience member Shannon.

      Winner: Jerry Credit Reading: All four and Jerry as if they are backstage at The Jerry Springer Show.moreless
    • Show No. 331
      Show No. 331
      Season 3 - Episode 33
      5/3/01
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Solving the problem of no more shampoo are: Greg: Captain Dandruff Ryan: the Elvis Kid Colin: Captain Bondage Wayne: Trick Tap-Dancing Kid. Film, TV, & Theatre Styles: Three soldiers wade through a dangerous river on a mission to blow up an enemy bridge: Colin, the tough sargeant, and Wayne and Ryan, two rookies who have reached their breaking point. Styles: Anime, Charlie's Angels, Spanish soap opera, and burlesque. Wedding: Participating are: Bride: Audience member Kristen Groom: Colin Reception MC: Greg Guest: Ryan(Colin's uncle Bob) Singer: Wayne(James Brown's brother, Wayne Brown) Subject: She stresses like you would not believe(suggested by her husband Eric). Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Safari. Wayne sings: There's A Pigmy In My Pocket And A Rhino On My Tail in the style of a Bob Fosse musical What Did I Step In? in scat singing style Pffffffffffffffff (elephant trumpet) in salsa style. Three Headed Broadway Style: Wayne, Drew and Ryan sing B-Block Wife from the Broadway musical Doin' Time to audience member Michelle. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All four as characters in a Spanish soap opera.moreless
    • Show No. 605
      Show No. 605
      Season 5 - Episode 33
      9/5/03
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from: Wayne: the Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens Colin: a gawky teenager who meets an audience member and takes her on a date to the movies where he hopes to score Ryan: Colin's highly competitive, uglier brother desperate to show that anything Colin does he can do better. Hats: Wayne and Greg vs. Colin and Ryan doing the world's worst dating service videos. Fashion Models: Greg is the host of the football players fashion show; the others are the models. Scenes From A Hat: If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers and things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend. Newsflash: Colin reports from a male stripper dressed like a state policeman to Ryan and Greg in the studio. Hoedown: About rock stars; Drew replacing Greg.

      Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Wayne as George W. Bush with the others telling him about a crisis they are having in the White House.moreless
    • Show No. 7007
      Show No. 7007
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      2/7/05
      9.2
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Trying to solve the crisis of the studio being too cold are: Brad: Cottage Cheese Man Ryan: The Narrowly Escapes Death Kid Colin: Captain Salmon Wayne: Caught In A Wind Tunnel Boy. If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin, and later, Ryan, are three supermarket employees working the night shift; using euphanisims and cliches. All In One Voice: Singing The First Time We Swam are: Wayne and Colin as Lucy Ricardo Brad and Ryan as Ricky Ricardo. Each pair much sing in one voice. Film Dub: All four are a team of suit salesmen trying to make a sale. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two nervous World War II paratroopers about to leave on a mission to parachute into occupied France. Audience member Veena does the sfx for Colin and audience member Kathy does them for Ryan. Scenes From A Hat: The curriculum at Hillbilly University, 'I didn't know the mic was on' and nightly bedside prayers of Whose Line cast members. Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four like they really are freezing to death.moreless
    • Show No. 230
      Show No. 230
      Season 2 - Episode 26
      3/2/00
      9.2
      The boys do a rap song set in The Towering Inferno, Superman and Lois Lane in Moving People, and the songs of football in this episode.
    • Show No. 421
      Show No. 421
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      12/5/01
      9.2
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
      Anchor: Colin (Gay Apparel)
      Co-Anchor: Chip (Giuseppe Giusipi), a singing gondolier whose boat has sprung a leak
      Sports: Wayne (Yakamito Yakamito Yakamito Jones), an excited Japanese tourist.
      Weather: Ryan (Toulouse Around Thewaist), Bigfoot caught on camera and desperate to avoid being filmed.
      Title Sequence: Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to the hit ABC sitcom Bea Arthur and Brad Pitt with Colin and Ryan doing the title sequence.
      Scenes From A Hat: What your wife is saying right now, Boy Scout badges we've never heard of, diet books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves, strange 900 numbers and bad race horse names to call in a race.
      Improbable Mission: Colin and Ryan are secret agents on a mission to wash a car for the Governor of Mommasaymammosomomontusa per Wayne on the tape.
      Irish Drinking Song: About getting a hair transplant.
      Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

      Winner: Wayne, Colin and Ryan
      Credit Reading: All four as people at a very dysfunctional family reunion.moreless
    • Show No. 108
      Show No. 108
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      12/16/98
      9.2
      Superheroes battling frizzy hair, a gremlin in a newscast, and songs of lifeguards are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 336
      Show No. 336
      Season 3 - Episode 30
      4/26/01
      9.2
      Seating Order: Wayne. Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Film, TV & Theatre Styles: Ryan is a trucker running late who stops to pick up hitchhikers Colin and his pregnant wife Kathy, who is in labor. Styles: Sci-fi, Charlie's Angels, Brady Bunch, murder mystery, Crocodile Hunter, Gong Show and horror movie. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Michelle, a meter maid, as Public Enemy. The Millionaire Show: Participating in the Jerry Springer Show version are: Host: Colin Contestant: Ryan Audience Friend: Wayne, who may or may not be Ryan's father Phone-A-Friend: Kathy, his sister Alicia(and the mother of Ryan's baby, and two men and having an affair with Colin). Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Carjacker. Hoedown: About Playboy photographers; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Kathy as a pregnant woman in labor shouting abuse at all the men who might be the father.moreless
    • Show No. 501 -- Halloween Show
      Show No. 501 -- Halloween Show
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      10/28/02
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Make A Monster: Participating are: Colin: Dr. Frankenstein Greg: his assistant, Igor Ryan: his monster made from the head of John Wayne, legs from a soccer player and a Radio City Rockette, and arms from the robot from Lost In Space. Wayne: the monster's bride, made from the head of Sammy Davis, Jr., the legs of a big chicken, and arms from Muhammad Ali and a woman. Scenes From A Hat: Things you don't want to hear in the dark and what slasher movie villains are really thinking while they're waiting to pop out. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Curtis Interruptus) Co-Anchor: Greg(Randy Always), a politician filming a smear campaign ad against his opponent, Drew Sports: Wayne, a frat boy doing a series of outrageous dares to impress his friends in the front row Weather: Ryan(Rocky Dooley), the rise and fall of a 1940's boxer. Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Helping Hands: Drew goes to see old witch Ryan(with Colin's hands) to have his fortune told and buy some magic potions. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as a succession of trick-or-treaters coming to the door.moreless
    • Show No. 8012
      Show No. 8012
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      3/23/06
      9.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.

      Award Show: Greg and Wayne host the criminals award show, with Ryan and Colin as nominees(and winners) in the audience. Newsflash: Colin reports from movie explosions to Greg and Ryan in the studio. Irish Drinking Song: About having a hairy back. Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin do the world's worst dating service videos. Film Dub: Ryan, Greg and Colin do a scene about the morning after a big party. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Nurse. Wayne sings: It's Not That Kind Of Thermometer as Earth, Wind & Fire Turn And Cough in mariachi style. World's Worst: Hitchhikers to give a ride to; Drew replacing Wayne.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne and Greg as two Army officers in the heat of battle deciding which soldiers to send on a dangerous mission.moreless
    • Show No. 8006
      Show No. 8006
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      11/8/06
      9.2
      Seating Order: Brad, Ian, Colin, and Ryan.
      Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Hills, Hills, Hills about Jack And Jill are:
      Host: Brad (Carlos Mountain Topper)
      Guest #1: Ryan (Dr. Phillip Glassman, Jack's personal physician)
      Guest #2: Colin (Johnny Williams, the owner of the hill)
      Audience Member: Ian (Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater who is also Jill's stepbrother).
      Film, TV and Theatre : Ryan and Colin have been working too long at the fish-cutting factory, and Colin is beginning to crack.
      : Martha Stewart, Elvis movie, The Shining, Power Rangers and family movie.
      Song : Brad sings to Lynelle, a marketing assistant for a home video movie company, in the of a country western ballad.
      Newsflash: Ryan reports from a crowd of women at a department store sale to Brad, Colin and Ian in the studio.
      Props: Brad and Colin vs. Ryan and Ian.
      Sports Commentators: Brad and Ian report on rival flight attendants Ryan and Colin.
      90-Second Alphabet: In and old West saloon, Ryan accuses Drew of cheating in a card game and Colin is Miss Kitty trying to calm things down; starting with 'L'.
      Winner: Ryan and Colin
      Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 209
      Show No. 209
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/16/99
      9.2
      The second season officially begins with songs about lumberjacks in love, car salesmen, and dentists.
    • Show No. 311
      Show No. 311
      Season 3 - Episode 28
      4/12/01
      9.1
      Questions Only in a saloon, an African chant to an astronomy student and the frisky old people version of The Millionaire Show highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 604
      Show No. 604
      Season 5 - Episode 34
      9/5/03
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: A town sheriff in the old West, Ryan, has finally caught the fugitive gunslinger, Chip, and throws him in jail. Wayne is a member of the gang who shows up to break him out.
      : Like they're falling in love with each other and putting in some product testimonials.
      Improbable Mission: Ryan and Colin must go to the grocery store to shop for groceries for the Prime Minister of Eatallyacan, per Wayne on the tape.
      Scenes From A Hat: Bad time to use the athletic butt slap, topics of discussion that always ruin a dinner party, what theWhose Line cast will ask Santa for this Christmas and things your waitress says to you that could be misconstrued as sexual.
      Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Pregnancy. Wayne and Chip sing:
      'Screw Lamaze, Give Me The Epidural' as Elvis Presley.
      'Ooh, Placenta!' as KISS.
      Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan.
      Winner: Chip
      Credit Reading: All four as turkeys in bikinis.moreless
    • Show No. 304
      Show No. 304
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      11/2/00
      9.1
      Jeff Davis makes his debut and helps Wayne sing songs of taxi drivers. Also featured are Wayne as a Jamaican love god and Colin posing for Playboy.
    • Show No. 333
      Show No. 333
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      3/22/01
      9.1
      Dr. Ruth and a mummy on a dating show, a film noir scene in a supermarket, and the hillbilly verion of Millionaire are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 408
      Show No. 408
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      1/17/03
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Questions Only: All four do a scene where the police have been called in to invesitgate a robbery on a nude beach. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two guys enjoying different activities at a ski resort before going back to their chalet to relax with Wayne and Kathy as their props. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do a scene where two men in a tank stop to help a female motorist who has broken down. Party Quirks: Kathy hosts: Wayne: a group of rock stars recording a benefit song to raise money for Colin's hair transplant Colin: Batman villain The Tickler terrorizing everyone in the studio Ryan: a class of kindergarten kids posing for their individual yearbook photos. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) and Kathy are a newlywed couple who wake up the morning after their wedding night to have breakfast together. Hoedown: About magicians; Drew replacing Kathy.

      Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Colin as the evil Batman villain The Tickler.moreless
    • Show No. 8001
      Show No. 8001
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      10/3/05
      9.1
      In Fashion Models, Denny commentates on the Security Guard Fashion Show. In Let’s Make a Date, Denny must choose from a Spanish game show host (Wayne), an inept lap dancer (Colin), and a man in traction after an accident caused by Denny (Ryan). In Narrate, Colin and Ryan act out a film noir scene at a bus stop. Film Dub has Ryan, Denny, and Colin improvising an announcement at the airline office. In Film, Theatre and Television Styles, Wayne is an upstart young pool hustler challenging Ryan, the veteran pool guy. In Hey, You Down There!, Denny narrates for Ryan and Colin in “How to Cope with Problems on a Long Road Trip.” In Props, it’s Ryan and Denny vs. Colin and Wayne. Finally, the entire gang, except Drew, sing another Blind Date Hoedown.moreless
    • Show No. 207
      Show No. 207
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      12/2/99
      9.1
      More crazy dates, a Motown song about a blender, a film noir scene in a an airport terminal, and a rap about brain surgery are this episode's highlights.
    • Show No. 323
      Show No. 323
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      2/1/01
      9.1
      A honeymooning couple at the Bates Motel, the frat-boy Millionaire Show, and scenes cut from famous movies(with a cameo from E.T. in Close Encounters) highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 423
      Show No. 423
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      1/24/02
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Questions Only: All four do a scene where tensions rise in the cottage where Snow White and the seven dwarves live. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Kathy and Ryan are a 1950's teenage couple kissing passionately in their car. Motorcycle cop Wayne rides in because he suspects they're dangerous criminals who are carrying concealed weapons. Styles: America's Funniest Home Videos, like the climax in a Sam Peckinpah movie and like their mouths are numb from novacaine. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Joe, a pool guy, as Eminem. Number of Words: In a scene from Titanic, Colin, as Jack, and Kathy, as Rose, are making out on the deck when Wayne, her horrified fiancée, and Ryan, the ship's captain, come to tell them that the boat his hit an iceberg. Colin: 5 words Kathy: 2 words Wayne: 4 words Ryan: 3 words. Helping Hands: Kathy is a frustrated customer trying to get through the express line at a supermarket and Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the loud-mouth, busy-body checker. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Ryan and Kathy as a couple getting ready for work in the morning in the bathroom and arguing that they are going to get a divorce.moreless
    • Show No. 428
      Show No. 428
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      9/4/04
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Solving the crisis of being at the North Pole are: Colin: Magnet Man Ryan: Mesmerized By Moving Objects Man Chip: The Bob Fosse Kid Wayne: Chainsaw Massacre Boy. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing about a sponge in Busby Berkeley style with Ryan and Colin as the dancers behind them. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Colin (Keithmy 'Pasty' Whitebutt) Co-Anchor: Chip, Snagglepuss Sports: Wayne(Wickie), who spots his next door neighbor peeping on him and decides to put on a 'little show' Weather: Ryan(Norman Desmond), the rise and fall of a female Hollywood legend of the silver screen. Newsflash: Colin reports from clips of Ryan to Chip and Ryan in the studio. Irish Drinking Song: About giving birth. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Wayne have lunch at a baseball-themed restaurant with Ryan and Colin as the waiters.

      Winner: Chip Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as they do a Busby Berkeley song-and-dance number.moreless
    • Show No. 115
      Show No. 115
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      3/10/99
      9.1
      A '50's informational film about camping, Wayne as a girl group, and a news report from a group of Santas highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 7010
      Show No. 7010
      Season 7 - Episode 10
      2/14/05
      9.1
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is an Old West engineer driving a train carrying gold bullion, Wayne is a bandit riding up to rob it and Greg is the whip-wielding Southern owner of the train who comes in to save the day.
      : Like a Hong Kong action film where they're doing their own subtitles and with as much sexual innuendo as they can.
      Scenes From A Hat: Bad times to be distracted by a beautiful woman, making mundane instructions sound sexy, what President Bush does in the Oval Office when he's all by himself and things you can say about the food you eat, but not your girlfriend.
      African Chant: Wayne(backed by the others) sings an African chant to dance teacher Julia.
      Sound Effects: James Bond(Ryan) and his beautiful accompice, Tiffany(Colin) are settling down for a romantic encounter in an Alpine chalet when they're surprised by enemy agents. Audience member Lola does the sfx for Colin and audience member Mimi does them for Ryan.
      Fashion Models: Greg is the MC for a fashion show for sewer workers; the others are the models.
      Winner: None
      Credit Reading: All four as the Village People reading them faster and faster and faster.moreless
    • Show No. 337
      Show No. 337
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      10/25/01
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Oswald That Endswald) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Janine Jenou), a whiny girlfriend from a 1930's gangster movie who thinks Colin is her mob boss boyfriend Sports: Wayne(Jose Can Yousee), a female Russian weightlifter trying to impress an American man with her strenghth Weather: Ryan(Cole Front), an increasingly desperate Prince Charming using his own shoe as the slipper. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Ingrid, a police detective, in '80's rock anthem style. Newsflash: Colin reports from on board roller coasters to Kathy and Ryan in the studio. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Race Car Driver. Wayne sings: Axel Grease Rag in dixieland style Screeeeeccchhh Bang! as The Police Two Laps To Go in Lambada style. Hoedown: About getting arrested; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Kathy as the gangster moll reading them to boyfriend Colin.moreless
    • Show No. 8008
      Show No. 8008
      Season 8 - Episode 13
      11/7/06
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock Evening News are: Anchor: Denny(Fifi Leadbottom) Co-Anchor: Colin(Rock Solid), an awkward teenager on his first date with Denny Sports: Wayne, Richard Simmons Weather: Ryan(Rock 'Paper And' Scissors), attatched to Denny by a strong rubber band. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Shelly, a housewife with a year-and-a half old, as James Brown. Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a bowling alley. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Denny and Ryan. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fish Cutter. Wayne sings: 'Of Cod And Country' in swing style 'Someone Call The Carps' in reggae style 'Your Plaice Or Mine?' in classic rock-and-roll style. Dead Bodies: Drew, Denny, Colin and audience member Jerress do the following scene: Drew is a Baywatch lifeguard who has just saved Jerress from drowning and Denny is his jealous girlfriend. However, Drew and Jerress are dead and when Denny comes in she dies. Colin carries on the scene by manipulating them.

      Winner: Denny and Colin Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 328
      Show No. 328
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      3/15/01
      9.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Facing the crisis of no TelePrompters are: Colin: Presidential Candidate Man Ryan: Toddler Doing Everything For The First Time Boy Chip: The Mosh Pit Kid Wayne: Can't Control His Stallion Man. Sound Effects: Ryan is the captain of the Titanic and Colin is his new bride, getting romantic in their cabin moments before the Titanic hits the iceberg. Audience member Melissa does the sound effects for Colin, and audience member Trish does the sound effects for Ryan. Three Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Chip, and Colin sing the hit Broadway love song You've Got A Beautiful Bald Spot to audience member Ally. Whose Line: With the Philistine Army approaching, Samson (Colin) is furious at Delilah (Ryan) for cutting off his hair. Ryan's lines: 'Hold me close and call me Ginger' and 'I'm still hammered from last night.' Colin's lines: 'Aren't you hot in that wetsuit?' and 'Hop on and I'll show you what this baby can do.' Irish Drinking Song: About getting mugged. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is an angry football coach, trying to inspire his quarterback Drew during half time. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as toddlers learning their first words.moreless
    • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 419
      10/17/01
      9.1
      Colin plays Santa Claus announcing his retirement at a Press Conference, while Wayne brings his pet cockatiel in to Colin and Ryan in Showstopping Number. Brad, Ryan and Colin do office euphanisms and bring an audience member to help in a Dubbing scene.
    • Show No. 107
      Show No. 107
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      9/23/98
      9.0
      Wayne sings a movie love song to a baker, Hansel and Gretel gets the daytime talk show treatment, and Greg hosts a salesman/chimp at another strange party in this episode.
    • Show No. 420
      Show No. 420
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      9/20/01
      9.0
      A questions scene at a European spa, Sound Effects in a World War II POW camp, and songs of international spies are featured in this episode.
    • Show No. 214
      Show No. 214
      Season 2 - Episode 33
      4/27/00
      9.0
      A rap song to The Exorcist, a news report from a harem, and a CD about doctors highlight this episode.
    • Darren Criss
      Darren Criss
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      4/4/14
      9.0

      Greg Proops fills in for an ailing Ryan and helps welcome Glee's Darren Criss, who becomes a malfunctioning robot cop trying to arrest 'street criminal' Greg. Jeff Davis and Wayne sing songs of kindergarten and pilots Jeff and Greg deal with a storm and snakes on a plane.

    • Jeff Davis 4
      Season 11 - Episode 20
      10/5/15
      9.0
      Comedian Jeff Davis.
    • Show No. 422
      Show No. 422
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      10/18/01
      9.0
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Wayne must choose from: Greg: Judge Judy Colin: turns into a killer hamster when frightened Ryan: the Crocodile Hunter on various dangerous encounters. Newsflash: Colin reports from pro wrestling matches to Greg and Ryan in the studio. Whose Line: Colin is Beauty, who has gone on a desperate mission to the castle to plead with the Beast, Ryan, who has imprisoned her father. Ryan's lines: 'Get a load of those casabas/kielbasas' and 'Give it a tug and see what happens.' Colin's lines: 'Aren't you hot in those rubber pants?' and 'Spit out the gum and kiss me hard.' Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Greg(Allthat Anda Bagofchips) Co-Anchor: Colin, a streaker who has bet his friends that he can get in all the camera shots Sports: Wayne, an Italian stud who would rather be picking up women Weather: Ryan, running all the legs of the Olympic 4 x 100 meter relay. Irish Drinking Song: About getting a divorce. Winner: Ryan Credit Reading: Ryan as the Crocodile Hunter, with the others as animals he is trying to capture.moreless
    • Show No. 402
      Show No. 402
      Season 4 - Episode 29
      3/14/02
      9.0
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Fiendish Spanish colonel Ryan rides in to kidnap beautiful Mexican girl Kathy. Zorro(Wayne) arrives to rescue her. Styles: as a 1950's musical and in the 'perfect' dark. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Doug, a chemistry professor, as a James Bond movie theme; with the others as Bond girls dancing behind them. Newsflash: Colin reports from a cave of bats to Ryan and Kathy in the studio. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two two guys arriving at the beach to sunbathe and surf; Wayne and Kathy are the props in the scene. Scenes From A Hat: Difficult things to say with a straight face; announcements made over Hell's PA system; and rejected gift ideas that the (three) wise men considered. World's Worst: TV advertisements; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Colin and Ryan as they surf on Wayne and Kathy.moreless
    • Show No. 217
      Show No. 217
      Season 2 - Episode 28
      3/16/00
      9.0
      Highlights from this episode: Karen Maruyama joins the boys for a soap opera at a plastic surgeon's office; Wayne sings faster and faster; Colin reports from cowboys fighing dinosaurs; and Colin and Ryan kiss.
    • Show No. 7020
      Show No. 7020
      Season 7 - Episode 20
      4/18/05
      9.0
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Number Of Words: In a scene from Star Trek, Captain Kirk(Ryan) has been captured by a Klingon(Wayne). Mr. Spock(Brad) and Scotty(Colin) beam down to the planet to rescue them. Ryan: 3 words Wayne: 4 words Brad: 5 words Colin: 2 words. Scenes From A Hat: Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the loud music stops, bad things to say or do to someone with a hairy back, poems about embarassing moments, and the worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading into a commercial. Dubbing: Colin is an explorer who finds Jane(audience member Rachel; voiced by Brad) in the jungle taking Cheetah for a walk and tries to persuade her to return to civilization with him. Suddenly, Tarzan(Ryan) swings in to reclaim her. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of TV Detective And Cop Shows. Wayne and Brad sing: Hey You, Get Off McCloud as the Rolling Stones Ah, Just One More Thing from the Columbo opera the theme to Spritzer and Hutch in burlesque stripper style. Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Drew and Ryan.

      Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four as commuters squeezed together on a packed train.moreless
    • Show No. 7011
      Show No. 7011
      Season 7 - Episode 11
      2/21/05
      9.0
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of no more shaving cream are: Greg: Not Hot But Spicy Man Ryan: Ridicules People Behind Their Back Boy Colin: Captain Panic Wayne: Malfunctioning Robot Doctor. Hey You Down There: Greg narrates a 1950's public information film about training to be a fireman; Ryan and Colin act it out. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a vampire bat who flies into the bedroom of mouthy college girl Wayne who is showering and getting ready for a date. After Ryan is transformed into Count Dracula, Prof. Van Helsing(Greg) kicks down the door to confront him. Styles: Like a cheesy sitcom(Ryan is the vampire pretending he's gay), like they are incredibly nearsighted and like Riverdancers with hiccups. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin, Ryan and Wayne are three soldiers caught in a foxhole under enemy fire. Wayne's lines: 'Is that what I think it is?' and 'I don't think so.' Ryan's lines: 'Do you want a piece of this?' and 'You remind me of my mother when you do that.' Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from Jurassic Park. Foreign Film Dub: Wayne(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) do a scene from the Swahili horror film I Think The Mountain Moved.

      Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Colin as a psychopathing male flight attendant with an anger management thong and the others as his annoying passengers.moreless
    • Show No. 601
      Show No. 601
      Season 5 - Episode 27
      8/1/03
      9.0
      Highlights include:

      Game 1 - Hollywood Director
      Colin, as usual, is the director
      Ryan and Wayne, two gold miners
      Brad, the bandito who has come to rob them.
      Directions from Colin:
      do the scene backwards
      do the scene full of lust for each other
      include as many "Your momma!" jokes as possible.

      Game 2 - If You Know What I Mean
      Brad and Colin are customers at a diner where Ryan is their waitress
      Game 3: Whose Line? Colin and Ryan act out a scene with two lines they must incorporate
      Game 4- Greatest Hits
      Songs Of Weddings including the B-52's singing Cash Bar.

      Artificial Winner - Wayne

      Drew Game - Helping Hands
      Drew is a high school student being taught lessons in French culture by Ryan, with the helping hands of Colin.

      Credits Roll - Wayne and Colin are trained seals being fed by Brad and Ryan.moreless
    • Show No. 324
      Show No. 324
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      9/20/01
      9.0
      While Ryan gets Drew for being at the bottom of the evolutionary scale, Wayne and Chip sing to a pet photographer as Run-DMC and Aeorsmith and Ryan and Colin do a hair-removal infomercial.
    • Show No. 8014
      Show No. 8014
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      11/6/06
      9.0
      The improv team create a cowboy fashion show, while also doing a scene from Charlie's Angels.
    • Show No. 330
      Show No. 330
      Season 3 - Episode 29
      4/19/01
      8.9
      More loser bachelors, songs of the Marines, and another foreign film dubbing are higlights of this episode.
    • Robbie Amell
      Robbie Amell
      Season 10 - Episode 12
      6/9/14
      8.9

      Robbie Amell from The Tomorrow People becomes a member of One Direction with Wayne and Jeff Davis, has his Italian mother Ryan feed him(or try to), and tries to out duel Wayne in one handed pushups. Also, we find a classic bit redone and updated which leaves Jeff used and abused.

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    • Wendi McLendon-Covey
      Wendi McLendon-Covey
      Season 10 - Episode 23
      11/14/14
      8.9

      The Goldbergs' Wendi McLendon-Covey joins the gang to play a possessed coed and props for Ryan and Colin's new mansion, while Jonathan helps Ryan find another ice hole and Colin finds the best secret ever.

    • Show No. 405
      Show No. 405
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      9/6/01
      8.9
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two business men at a gym and spa, Wayne and Kathy are their props. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Samantha, an aerobics instructor, in the style of Riverdance; the others join in with the dancing. Two Line Vocabulary: Colin is a senior engineer at a nuclear plant, called in when fellow engineers Ryan and Wayne report a leak. Wayne's lines: 'That's not what you said earlier' and 'What does that do?' Ryan's lines: 'Oops, I did it again' and 'Are you enjoying this?' Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for products that get rid of bad breath. Scenes From A Hat: Things your mom says or does that make you think she used to be a stripper, conversation topics that will derail a dinner party, things bald men are sick of hearing, if Rain Man had different jobs and hillbilly dating service videos. Hoedown: About a first kiss; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: All four and Samantha as she leads them in an aerobics session.moreless
    • Show No. 111
      Show No. 111
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      12/9/98
      8.9
      Another crazy dating show, a song to a swim teacher, and an album about butchers highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 8002
      Show No. 8002
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      10/10/05
      8.9
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Woodrow 'But Don't Have' A. Paddle) Co-Anchor: Chip(Zinc Lightly), a used car salesman who'll sell anything Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson at 100 determined to show he's still got it Weather: Ryan(Spunky), the Back to the Future scientist desperate to power up his time-traveling Delorean. Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the new hit TV series Mel Gibson and the Wrestler with Colin and Ryan acting out the title sequence. Scenes from a Hat: The winning entires in the hillbilly poetry competition, the right way and the wrong way, what you would choose to do if you knew a huge meteor was about to hit the Earth, bad things to see written in the sky, things they never write songs about, and weird things to get turned on by. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of the Fireman. Chip and Wayne sing: Carry Your Head On My Shoulder as the Osmonds Oops, We Hit The Dog in 'country boogie' style. Hoedown: About professors and dentists, Drew replacing Chip.

      Winner: Chip Credit Reading: Chip as a game show announcer reading the prize list.moreless
    • Show No. 340
      Show No. 340
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      11/23/00
      8.9
      A scene from Braveheart where everyone is dead, bad dating service videos, a rap at a beauty salon, and a gangster scene highlight this episode.
    • Show No. 329
      Show No. 329
      Season 3 - Episode 26
      3/29/01
      8.9
      A newscast with a televangelist, a steamy rap dancer, and a gawky teenager highlights this episode, as well as a a doo-wop song about truckers and a film noir scene at the circus.
    • Padma Lakshmi
      Padma Lakshmi
      Season 10 - Episode 18
      8/11/14
      8.9

      Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi lets Wayne sing to her about 'chocolate pudding' and Ryan show her some 'fancy pudding' while Heather Anne Campbell flirts with mechanic Ryan, to the dismay of her elderly husband Wayne. Also, Colin is Snow White having a drink with Grumpy Ryan and we find the poop fairy along with lots of stomach rubs.

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    • Show No. 509
      Show No. 509
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      9/16/02
      8.9
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a hunky golf pro giving a private lesson to flirtatious Beverly Hills wife Kathy when her elderly husband Wayne arrives on his motor scooter because he suspects they are trying to steal his fortune. Styles: as stand-up comics, a sexy German movie and as really obnoxious drunks. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Katie as a boy band. Scenes From A Hat: Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow; if you used stripper moves to perform mundane tasks; world's worst things to say the first time you see someone naked; strange television shows for Mr. Rogers to make a guest appearance on and disturbing times to make animal noises. Living Scenery: Ryan is Batman and Colin is Robin, they get a call from Commissioner Gordon that Batgirl has been kidnapped; with Wayne and Katie as the props. Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Kathy and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four with Katie as they talk about her after she wins the pageant.moreless
    • Show No. 220
      Show No. 220
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      10/7/99
      8.8
      A scene from Gone With The Wind, another strange newscasts, and a Hoedown about men are highlights of this episode.
    • Show No. 7013
      Show No. 7013
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      2/28/05
      8.8
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin, and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Hunky plumber Ryan is finishing up installing a new shower when frisky housewife Kathy insists on testing it. Kathy's outraged mother, Wayne, makes a dramatic entrance. Styles: like fast-talking gangsters from a 40's film noir, like they have giant butts, and like a violent, slow-motion shoot-out. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing 'I Can't Stop Thinking About Your Pants' to audience member Gillian. Scenes From A Hat: What the Queen of England is really saying to the people in the greeting line; what Lassie was really trying to tell everyone; people you wouldn't want to go on an intergalactic flight with; if adults settled disputes the way kids do; and if songs were written about life's most embarassing moments. Helping Hands: Kathy has gone to visit her Austrian penpal(Ryan with Colin's hands) and he wants to impress her by taking her out on a romantic Alpine picnic. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

      Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Wayne and Kathy as a couple looking at puppies in a pet shop window and Ryan and Colin act as puppies trying to get them to take them home.moreless
    • Kathie Lee Gifford
      Season 11 - Episode 11
      7/13/15
      8.8

      Kathie Lee Gifford joins the boys for a wild show where she gets the boy band treatment from Wayne and Brad and the Dead Bodies treatment from Ryan, Colin and Wayne, while feeding breakfast to everyone. Also, we find out what not to hear on a morning show while the boys act out a scene at a seedy motel with the Macho Man, a fly, Lady Gaga and a chocolate pope.

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    • Show No. 347
      Show No. 347
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      7/29/04
      8.8
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Wayne must choose from: Greg: an angry Jerry Springer guest Colin: a venriloquist whose dummy is sabotaging his chances Ryan: a frustrated writer going insane at a remote hotel. Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from The Posiedon Adventure. Sound Effects: Colin is a Jedi Knight who gets the call that the Empire is attacking. Film Dub: Greg, Ryan and Colin do a scene called 'one day at the gas station.' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Hockey. Wayne sings: Body Check Of Love as Fats Domino Pffff as Smokey Robinson I Wanna Score On You as Kool and the Gang. Hoedown: About moving; Drew replacing Wayne.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin and Greg as frantic traders at the stock exchange as the market fluctuates.moreless
    • Scott Porter
      Season 11 - Episode 5
      5/15/15
      8.8

      Scott Porter of Hart of Dixie joins the show and gets to perform in boy band with Wayne and become the Hulk to Wayne's She-Hulk. Also, Colin gives Aisha a thrill she wasn't expecting and Greg helps perform hillbilly versions of famous movies.

    • Show No. 508
      Show No. 508
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      1/31/02
      8.8
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Award Show: Brad and Wayne are the presenters at the Obnoxious Drunks Award Show; Brad and Colin are nominees in the audience. Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Hugh, Ava and Victoria in swing style. Scenes From A Hat: Superman's secret inner thoughts; things you did as a child that aren't as cute when you're an adult; if celebrities had been the first people to walk on the moon; and inappropriate slide shows that your neighbors make you sit through. Living Scenery: Brad and Colin are two treasure hunters canoeing down the Amazon who decide to pitch their tents by the river and come under attack from the natives; Ava and Victoria are the props in the scene. Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Colin and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four as they try to impress the Playamtes at the mansion.moreless
    • Show No. 8003
      Show No. 8003
      Season 8 - Episode 3
      10/17/05
      8.8
      Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin and Ryan.
      Questions Only: The scene is chaos in Manhattan as Godzilla approaches.
      Sound Effects: Colin is a beach bum who loves water sports trying to impress girls at the beach; Ryan provides the sfx.
      Song: Brad sings to Wilma, a schedule coordinator at a medical school in Indianapolis, as Oasis.
      Props: Brad and Patrick vs. Ryan and Colin.
      Sportscasters: Brad (Peter Bundtcake) and Patrick (Chelsea Swirl) commentate on competing gardeners Ryan (Franco) and Colin (Fargi).
      Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Eggs, Eggs, Eggs about Humpty Dumpty are:
      Host: Brad (Carl Omelet)
      Guest #1: Ryan (Thomas Guide, Humpty's lawyer)
      Guest #2: Patrick (Clifford Forehead, one of the king's men and also first on the scene)
      Audience Member: Colin (called 'the doofus' by Drew)
      Hoedown: About weddings.
      Stand, Sit, Bend: Ryan and Drew are two members of a wedding party trying to reassure Colin, the nervous groom, that everything will be all right.
      Winner: Colin and Ryan
      Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Show No. 345
      Show No. 345
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      7/31/04
      8.8
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
      Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of clogged toilets are:
      Greg: Shedding Cat Man
      Ryan: Strutting Pick-Up Artist Boy
      Colin: Exciteable Hamster Boy
      Wayne: Enthusiastic Game Show Contestant Boy.
      Questionable Impressions: All four do a scene set in a funeral home.
      Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.
      Song : Wayne sings to Terry, a second assistant at a clothing store, in gospel
      Moving People: Colin is a doctor flown in by helicopter to rescue Ryan, who has been bitten by a venomous snake. Audience member Shauna moves Colin and audience member Amy moves Ryan.
      Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Colin and Ryan doing the world's worst dating service videos.
      Hoedown: About pregnancy tests.
      Winner: Ryan and Wayne
      Credit Reading: Ryan and Wayne as a wrestling team challenging their opponents.moreless
    • Brad Sherwood
      Season 11 - Episode 16
      8/24/15
      8.8
      Comedian Brad Sherwood.
    • Show No. 8013
      Show No. 8013
      Season 8 - Episode 9
      3/22/06
      8.7
      Seating Order: Wayne, Stephen, Colin, and Ryan.

      Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of no clean underwear are: Colin: Underwear Man Ryan: Totally Worships Colin Man Wayne: The Chippendale Kid Stephen: Angry New York Cop Man. Scene To Music: In a very busy restaurant, customer Colin complains to chef Ryan about his meal; they react to spaghetti Western music coming in midway through the scene. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Toby, who plays violin with the American Youth Symphony, as Michael Jackson. Newsflash: Colin reports from UFOs attacking Japan to Stephen and Ryan in the studio. Stand Sit Bend: Wayne and Colin are a angry couple returning their car to Ryan's used car lot. Foreign Film Dub: Wayne(translated by Colin) and Stephen(translated by Ryan) act out a scene from the German film Don't Touch My Sauerkraut. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is a nervous teenage girl getting ready for the prom and Drew is her girlfriend helping her prepare.

      Winner: Ryan and Colin Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Rob Gronkowski
      Rob Gronkowski
      Season 10 - Episode 11
      6/2/14
      8.7

      The NFL's Rob Gronkowski joins the cast to dance between stadium rockers Wayne and Jonathan and take advice from fitness coach Ryan. Also, Jonathan has to choose a date between Chippendale wannabe Wayne, dog show judge Colin, and horny moose Ryan, and audience members also participate in games.

    • Show No. 504
      Show No. 504
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      12/6/02
      8.7
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from: Wayne: a stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people Colin: an abrasive coach looking for new members to train for his all-women wrestling team Ryan: secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast. Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from Top Gun. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two gung-ho astronauts who take off on a rescue mission to save an international space station orbiting Mars. But, when they get there, they discover the station has been taken over by deadly aliens. Audience member Corina does the sfx for Colin and audience member Deborah does them for Ryan. Scenes From A Hat: Ending a long-term relationship in song, things you've always wanted to say to the audience at home, when a kiss is completely out of line and unusual ways for your optometrist to test your vision. World's Worst: Psychiatrist; Drew replacing Wayne.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne as a hypnotist who's using his butt to hypontize people at home.moreless
    • Show No. 407
      Show No. 407
      Season 3 - Episode 40
      6/21/01
      8.7
      A wild Let's Make A Date features a jealous woman protective of her man--a severed head of an evil genius--and the castaway who takes him away. Also featured are songs of Las Vegas and bad Super Bowl halftime shows.
    • Kaitlin Doubleday
      Season 12 - Episode 6
      6/20/16
      8.7
      Actress Kaitlin Doubleday; comedian Jonathan Mangum.
    • Kat Graham
      Kat Graham
      Season 10 - Episode 1
      3/21/14
      8.6

      Fan fave Greg Proops returns for the season premiere to host another crazy party(including amorous Southern sheriff Ryan). The Vampire Diaries' Kat Graham joins in a 'flamboyant' musical(while the others wear hats too small for them) and to be a towel and a mirror for James Bond(Ryan) and his Bond girl(Colin) respectively.

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    • Cedric the Entertainer
      Season 11 - Episode 1
      4/17/15
      8.6

      The third season of Whose Line's reboot features Cedric the Entertainer trying to keep up with Questions With Wigs and being a bad chair for astronaut Colin. Also, Wayne and Ryan recruit audience members during Weird Newscasters and Wayne and Gary sing songs of Dallas.

    • Show No. 7018
      Show No. 7018
      Season 7 - Episode 18
      4/4/05
      8.6
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene from The Exorcist: Wayne is the possessed daughter, Ryan the distressed mother trying to tie her down to the bed and Greg the priest that comes in. Styles: going forwards and backwards and like West Side Story. Remote Control: Talking about cows are: Greg: Ricki Lake Wayne: a Spanish game show Colin: WWE Smackdown(called 'wrestling smackdown' by Drew) Ryan: The Crocodile Hunter. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Jill, a volleyball coach at a high school in Calabasas, as Cab Calloway. Sound Effects: President Ryan and fighter pilot Colin are watching an Independence Day parade go by when an enormous alien ship appears overhead ready to attack Earth. Scenes From A Hat: If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers; things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone; Whose Line Is It Anyway? in different countries; and things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend. Hoedown: About getting a speeding ticket; Drew replacing Greg.

      Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All four as stripping policemen.moreless
    • Show No. 424
      Show No. 424
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      7/1/04
      8.6
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan..
      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne and Ryan are two bickering French chefs who accidentally start a fire in their kitchen. Brad is the fireman who comes in to rescue them.
      : Like they are masochists, and like they are doing slow-motion stunts.
      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
      Anchor: Colin (Earl, from Ipanema)
      Co-Anchor: Brad (Happy Shagg), the owner of a local wig store doing a cheap commercial for it
      Sports: Wayne, leading a double life: sports reporter (Jerry Fufee)by day; raging drag queen (Senorita Negracita) performing in a club by night
      Weather: Ryan (Captain Strike), a tough drill instructor pushing out-of-shape raw recruits through a difficult assault course.
      Improbable Mission: Ryan and Colin are secret agents who must walk the dog of the Prime Minister of Allupinitvania, per instructions from Wayne.
      Boogie Woogie Sisters: Brad, Wayne and Ryan sing a boogie-woogie song about superheroes.
      Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Drew and Ryan.
      Winner: Colin
      Credit Reading: All four: Ryan as a tough drill instructor putting the others through their paces.moreless
    • Show No. 602
      Show No. 602
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      6/24/04
      8.6
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Sheriff Ryan is pursuing dangerous violent outlaw Wayne across the roof of a speeding train when Wayne's partner Chip rides up alongside on a horse to help him. Styles: as college girls going wild at a Mardi Gras; as male models going down a catwalk; and with their mastery of impressions, with Chip as Mr. Ed, Ryan as Mr. Magoo and Wayne as Mr. T. Doo Wop: Wayne, Chip and Colin sing a a doo-wop song about Diana, who died tragically in a freak bowling accident. Scenes From A Hat: Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend; shows on which you'd never expect Barney the Dinosaur to make a cameo; hillbilly proverbs; what Drew whispers in his date's ear and bad times for that laxative to kick in. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Hor-ror. Wayne and Chip sing: The Moon Is Full And I'm Getting Hairy in jitterbug style Hit Me With Your Best Bolt as Pat Benetar Devil, There's A Devil, Whoa Devil, Whoa, That's A Devil as the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Helping Hands: Hunter Ryan(with Colin's hands) has taken his girlfriend Drew for a romantic camping weekend in the wild, where he plans to propose.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as a group of jocks in the locker room bragging about all the women they've been dating.moreless
    • Byambajav Ulambayar
      Byambajav Ulambayar
      Season 10 - Episode 6
      4/18/14
      8.6

      Sumo wrestler Byambajav Ulambayar makes Wayne 'sprain his ding-a-ling' while he and Gary Anthony Williams sing to him. Also, 'boing' becomes the word of the day and Colin has 'problems' with flatulence as an astronaut in Sound Effects.

    • Verne Troyer
      Verne Troyer
      Season 10 - Episode 3
      3/28/14
      8.6

      Verne Troyer joins the cast to become several props, including a mine cart for Indiana Jones. Also, Ryan, as a baby looking for the perfect breast, eyes Nyima in another edition of Let's Make A Date, Ryan and Colin are dentist and assistant fighting robots with help from two audience members, and Wayne gets funky with Verne.

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    • Misha Collins
      Misha Collins
      Season 10 - Episode 13
      6/16/14
      8.6

      Another fan fave returns as Brad Sherwood helps Wayne sing to Supernatural's Misha Collins, and choose from a mosh pitting rock star, a multicultural chicken and a sexy helicopter rescue pilot for a date. Hoedown also returns in cheesy fashion and Ryan and Colin go to Vegas on their motorcycles.

    • Synchronized Swimmers
      Synchronized Swimmers
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      7/30/13
      8.6

      Whose Line favorite Jeff Davis joins in a escape movie which ends up with Wayne getting naked and going 'Forward/Reverse' in a ski accident scene. Also, Olympic synchronized swimmers Mary Killman and Mariya Koroleva get a Duet and become props for Ryan and Colin.

    • Show No. 425
      Show No. 425
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      10/7/02
      8.5
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Solving the world-wide crisis of a lack of Post-It Notes are: Greg: Delayed-Reaction Man Ryan: Becomes Hysterical Too Easily Girl Colin: The Happy Flasher Wayne: Constantly Run Over By A Car Man.Song Styles: Wayne sings to Ivy, a professional bingo caller, as Michael Jackson in Thriller, with the others as zombies dancing behind him. Multiple Personalities: Ryan, Colin and Greg are washed up on a desert island. The following props in the scene have the following personalities: Binoculars: Jimmy Stewart Knife: Braveheart Canteen: Carol Channing. Funeral: Attending the funeral for Katrina, who died in a freak miniature golf accident, are Greg: Host Colin: Barney, her coach and caddy. Ryan: Quentin, the caretaker at the miniature golf course and a former boyfriend. Each gave a memory and all three sang a tribute song all in one voice. Scenes From A Hat: Unlikely subjects to be the basis for a musical; things you shouldn't do at the last minute; unlikely first lines of medical ads and what's really going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meetings. Irish Drinking Song: About getting pregnant on a date. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two teenage brothers talking about why they aren't lucky with the ladies.moreless
    • Show No. 346
      Show No. 346
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      8/28/04
      8.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin and Ryan.

      Questions Only: All four do a scene from a teenage soap opera. Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set at a zoo. Film, TV, & Theatre Styles: Wayne is a prison guard who has hunted down chained-together escaped convicts Ryan and Colin, who are hiding in an alligator-infested swamp. Styles: Cartoon, Shakespeare, Japanese anime, Planet Of The Apes and Gilbert & Sullivan. Party Quirks: Denny hosts: Wayne: finds 'The Mask' at the party Colin: a 'never say die' deer trying to cross a highway Ryan: slow motion sports bloopers. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Soccer. Wayne sings: Free Kick in ska style My Shorts Chafe in Tin Pan Alley style I'm Not Hurt, But I'm Stayin' Down as the Beastie Boys I've Got A Yellow Card as Paul Robeson. Hoedown: About working out; Drew replacing Denny.

      Winner: Denny Credit Reading: Wayne as Richard Simmons leading an aerobics class.moreless
    • Heather Anne Campbell
      Heather Anne Campbell
      Season 10 - Episode 24
      11/21/14
      8.5

      Season two on the CW concludes with things not to do when your partner is giving birth, a scene at a pro wrestler's training, Colin reporting from worms and maggots, and the album Songs of the Roommate.

    • Kunal Nayyar
      Kunal Nayyar
      Season 10 - Episode 16
      7/21/14
      8.5

      The Big Bang Theory's Kunal Nayyar lets Ryan teach him about women and rocks out with Wayne and Brad, while Colin has to put up with mail-order bride Brad, masochist Wayne, and commando Ryan on the news.

    • Shawn Johnson
      Shawn Johnson
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      9/24/13
      8.5

      The season finale sees Olympic gold medalist Shawn Johnson become a shower, a tree and a geyser as newlyweds Ryan and Colin visit Yellowstone Park. Nyima Funk returns to show off many disconcerting tattoos and Wayne sings Songs Of The Plumber. Also watch for a Harry Potter-themed euphemism that pops up throughout the show.

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    • Brian Shaw
      Brian Shaw
      Season 10 - Episode 22
      11/7/14
      8.5

      Brian Shaw, the World's Strongest Man, joins the crew to lift various jungle animals and be the train for Heather's engine. Also, Heather's soap actress wants to give news anchor Colin babies, we find out what not to say to your partner's parents when you meet them for the first time, and try to find out why there are four men in a room where a woman is taking a bath.

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    • Keegan-Michael Key 3
      Season 11 - Episode 3
      5/1/15
      8.5

      Keegan-Michael Key returns for a crazy family reunion, while Colin reports from models in the water, we see the return of Old Job New Job, and Wayne sings songs of New Orleans(or New Or-leans, according to Ryan).

    • Nolan Gould
      Nolan Gould
      Season 10 - Episode 7
      4/25/14
      8.5

      Nolan Gould from Modern Family comes aboard to join Wayne as props for Colin and Greg's honeymoon trip across America while twin girls help Greg and Colin defend a fort from Indians. Also, another weird newscast with Wayne gathering his hillbilly family for a picture and college boy Jeff yelling an order into Greg.

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    • Show No. 505 -- Valentine's Day Show
      8/7/04
      8.5
      A special Valentine's Day themed episode features Colin playing the Queen announcing an affair with Ryan and cheerleaders from Loyola Marymount helping out.
    • Show No. 7015
      Show No. 7015
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      3/14/05
      8.5
      Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

      Questionable Impressions: All four do a scene set in a police station. Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Bill, a liquor clerk, as R.E.M. Sound Effects: Farmer Ryan and his wife Colin are rounding up their animals because of an approaching storm when they are amazed to see a UFO landing. Audience member Giselle does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Jenny does them for Colin. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Las Vegas. Wayne and Brad sing: I Lost My Wife On A Pair Of Threes in 'modern Calypso' style Watered-Down Drinks in Russian style. Hoedown: About doctors; Drew replacing Brad.

      Winner: Brad Credit Reading: All four as they play the drums.moreless
    • Show No. 348
      Show No. 348
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      7/8/04
      8.5
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Thor Butnot Complaining) Co-Anchor: Chip, a 1950's teen rebel biker Sports: Wayne, a harem girl sent in to entertain the sultan Weather: Ryan(Sonny Skies), it's his last day and he wants to go out in a blaze of glory. Sound Effects: Colin is a emergency room physician who gets called in on New Year's Eve; with Ryan doing his sfx. Title Sequence: Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to the hit sitcom The Sumo Wrestler And The Model with Ryan and Colin acting the title sequence. Scene With An Audience Member: Batman(Ryan) has come to the rescue of Batgirl(audience member Emily) from the clutches of the Riddler(Colin). Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Warrior Princess. Wayne and Chip sing: Lalalalalala as Jerry Lee Lewis Clubs, Spears And Shields as Kid Rock(and Joe C.) Huge Women, Puny Men in techno style. Questions Only: The scene is set on the Titanic, with Drew replacing Chip.

      Winner: Ryan, Colin and Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan and Wayne as two guys arguing over who Kid Rock is.moreless
    • Lauren Cohen
      Lauren Cohen
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      7/16/13
      8.5

      Whose Line returns with new games, new performers and a new host. In the premiere, The Walking Dead's Lauren Cohen helps Ryan fight zombies(and kick Wayne in the chest) and becomes props like a toboggan and a hang glider. Also joining the fun is Gary Anthony Williams.

    • Jack Osbourne
      Jack Osbourne
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      5/16/14
      8.4

      Jack Osbourne joins the show to become a rock guitarist for Ryan's band(and do an 'electric ballet' with Wayne) and work in Ryan/Colin's diner. Also, farmer's daughter Nyima flirts with farmhand Ryan and twerks with her father Wayne's pigs; we find out what not to say to someone you wake up next to; and Batman and Robin become Wanda and Louise after putting on new wigs.

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    • Wilson Bethel
      Wilson Bethel
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      8/6/13
      8.4

      Hart of Dixie's Wilson Bethel drops by to get a Duet from Wayne and Gary, do Three-Headed Broadway Star with Wayne and Ryan and have to deal with Dr. Ryan. Also, Gary is a Cajun singer turned newscaster, and Sideways Scene features out of shape cops.

    • Willie Robertson
      Season 11 - Episode 6
      5/29/15
      8.4

      Willie Robertson of Duck Dynasty stops by and gets sung to by Wayne and Jeff and goes hunting for very special ducks with Ryan. Also, we find out what not to say to your partner in romantic moments and Ryan sets nerdy white guys back 100 years.

    • Kyle Richards
      Kyle Richards
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      7/30/13
      8.4

      Whose Line meets The Real Housewives of Orange County as Kyle Richards throws down with Wayne and gets help from Ryan the flight attendant. Also, Jonathan Mangum tries to give away Colin and goes through an undercover assignment.

    • Randy Couture
      Season 11 - Episode 12
      7/20/15
      8.4
      Randy Couture; comedian Jonathan Mangum.
    • Gary Anthony Williams 2
      Season 11 - Episode 14
      8/10/15
      8.4
      Comedian Gary Anthony Williams.
    • Show No. 8017
      Show No. 8017
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      3/20/06
      8.4
      Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.

      Fashion Models: Denny emcees the construction worker fashion show; with the others as the models. Film, TV, and Theatre Styles: Colin approaches his neighbor, Ryan, to complain about Ryan's pit bull. Styles: Gangster movie, romance, slasher film, surfer movie, science fiction movie, and spaghetti Western. Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene set at the circus. Old Job New Job: At the dentist's, Wayne is the patient, Denny the hygenist and Ryan and Colin the dentists(who used to be firefighters). Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set in a laundromat. Dating Service Videos/Hats: Wayne and Denny vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Hoedown: About giving birth.

      Winner: None Credit Reading: None.moreless
    • Kevin McHale
      Kevin McHale
      Season 9 - Episode 2
      7/16/13
      8.4

      Glee's Kevin McHale stops by for singing, dancing(yes, dancing!) and catching popcorn in his mouth. Heather Anne Campbell also helps the boys do a James Bond scene done on their backs.

    • Heather Morris
      Season 11 - Episode 7
      6/5/15
      8.3

      Heather Morris from Glee joins the boys and becomes a cheerleader that has a cheer-off with bitchy rival Wayne and becomes a guitar for rock musician Colin. Also, we hear unusual lines from love songs, Brad becomes a news-reading orangutan, Wayne turns Aisha into a female impersonator, and Wayne and Brad sings songs of the hospital.

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    • Candice Accola
      Candice Accola
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      7/23/13
      8.3

      The Vampire Diaries' Candice Accola dances with Wayne and becomes props for Ryan and Colin's mountaineers. Also, creepy dates creep everyone out, especially Colin and guest performer Keegan Michael Key, and the fashionistas of Hollywood Director get nominated for a Canadian Emmy.

    • Penn & Teller
      Season 11 - Episode 10
      7/6/15
      8.3

      Penn and Teller join the show and let Wayne and Gary do a little 'black magic' on them, while Ryan tries to sell them cheesy tricks. Also, find out what you can say about the sea but not your partner, while owl Ryan perches on Colin, who compliments Aisha on her 'plums' and we find out that Robin Hood has some very merry men.

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    • Keegan-Michael Key 2
      Keegan-Michael Key 2
      Season 10 - Episode 9
      5/9/14
      8.3

      Keegan-Michael Key returns and has to choose from fashion photographer Wayne, angry bee Ryan, and their former flame Colin for a date. Also, Film Dub returns(and Ryan can't move) as does Forward/Rewind as Wayne delivers a baby in a car. Wayne also sings songs of spring break.

    • Mel B
      Mel B
      Season 10 - Episode 15
      7/14/14
      8.3

      The wonderful-smelling Mel B comes in to become a patient of Ryan's hypnotist, a totem pole in the frozen North, and the recipient of a strip-o-gram from Wayne and Gary. Also, Wayne, Gary and Colin sing about a tragic shopping victim and we find outtakes from superhero movies.

    • Keegan-Michael Key
      Keegan-Michael Key
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      8/20/13
      8.3

      Keegan-Michael Key returns to help Ryan make a taco ball and do some Bollywood dancing with Wayne and Colin. Also, Wayne has to be a farmer's wife giving birth and Colin gets to play with wigs.

    • Michael Weatherly
      Michael Weatherly
      Season 10 - Episode 5
      4/11/14
      8.3

      Michael Weatherly of NCIS stops by to be a drunk businessman trying to pass through customs with the hybrid Ryan/Colin customs agent. Also, city slickers go hunting on the land of Appalachian brothas which turns Greg into Woody Allen, Ryan into John Wayne, and Wayne into a dubstep hillbilly; Colin reports from animals cleaning and mating; an Irish Drinking song about a baby; and what to keep to yourself on a first date.

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    • Maggie Q
      Maggie Q
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      9/3/13
      8.3

      The giggly Maggie Q of Nikita gets to hug and kiss Ryan and Wayne in Dubbing, while enduring the Irishman Ryan in Helping hands. Also, newcomer Nyima Funk introduces the new superhero Gerbil Girl.

    • Gina Rodriguez
      Season 11 - Episode 13
      8/3/15
      8.3
      Actress Gina Rodriguez; comedian Jeff Davis.
    • Jeff Davis 3
      Season 11 - Episode 9
      6/19/15
      8.3

      Plumber Jeff plugs Colin's holes while Wayne loses everything in Vegas in another weird newscast while we find out what to say about your clothes, but not your partner. Also, a hoedown about ball players and songs of LA, while Colin reports from a kiss-fest.

    • Carson Kressley
      Season 11 - Episode 19
      9/28/15
      8.3
      Carson Kressley; comedian Heather Anne Campbell.
    • Bill Nye
      Season 11 - Episode 17
      8/31/15
      8.3
      Bill Nye; comedian Greg Proops.
    • Show No. 314
      Show No. 314
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      8/21/04
      8.2
      Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

      Film, TV, & Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin have disguised themselves as women in an all-female band to hide from Wayne, a hit man working for the mob. Styles: Western, Sesame Street, Shakespeare, Shaft and opera. Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the hit ABC sitcom The Travel Agent And Tom Jones while Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence. Action Replay: In the first scene, Wayne is angry at Chip for letting their poisonous pet snake escape. Then Ryan and Colin search for something that is stinking up their house doing the same motions that the others did. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Hit Man. Wayne and Chip sing: Garotte, Garotte, Garotte as Duran Duran The Sound Of Silencers in salsa style Hit Man Girl as Blink-182 Poison In Your Wine in rockabilly style. 90-Second Alphabet: Drew and Colin are both sisters getting ready for the prom when Ryan, the star quarterback shows up and they both realize that they've both been asked out by him; starting with 'J'.

      Winner: Wayne and Chip Credit Reading: All four as celebrities parachuting for charity.moreless
    • Show No. 430
      Show No. 430
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      8/14/04
      8.2
      Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.

      Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from: Wayne: Michael Jackson turning into a bloodthirsty werewolf Colin: the world's most annoying person to sit next to on an airplane Ryan: an evil scientist in his lab about to mutate into a horrific version of the other two bachelors. Newsflash: Colin reports from footage of babies to Greg and Ryan in the studio. Funeral: Attending the funeral of Joe, who died in a freak fishing accident are: Host: Greg Mourner #1: Colin(Blake, Joe's fishing trainer) Mourner #2: Ryan(Little Billy, who was in the boat with Joe when he died). After they give rememberances, they must sing(along with Greg), a song about Joe all in one voice. Party Quirks: Greg hosts: Wayne: an heroic fireman determined to rescue everyone Colin: talent night at an old folks home Ryan: a series of delivery guys in porn films. African Chant: Wayne and the others do an African chant for Crystal, who is a candy and food hawker at a speedway. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

      Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All four as lingerie models in a catalog.moreless
    • Matt Barnes
      Matt Barnes
      Season 10 - Episode 20
      10/3/14
      8.2

      The NBA's Matt Barnes has Wayne and Gary sing to him about being invisible and works at Ryan's bar. Also, Colin's childhood bully torments him on the news, Dorothy gets pregnant in Oz and we find out what not to do with one's package.

    • Lisa Leslie
      Lisa Leslie
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      8/13/13
      8.2

      A ditzy beautician waxing Colin's head and a Girls Gone Wild wannabe go on another weird newscast and more audience members 'donate' their bags to improv. WNBA legend Lisa Leslie also joins in as she gets sung to by Wayne and plays a goose and a coconut tree in Living Scenery.

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    • Mircea Monroe
      Mircea Monroe
      Season 10 - Episode 8
      5/2/14
      8.2

      Hart of Dixie's Mircea Monroe joins the show to be a sexy werewolf and a Bond girl, though she has to deal with Ryan and Colin; while Gary Anthony Williams returns to do the world's worst commercial; and Ryan and Colin do their Tonto and Lone Ranger with a friend.

    • Sheryl Underwood
      Sheryl Underwood
      Season 10 - Episode 14
      6/23/14
      8.2

      Aisha's co-host from The Talk, Sheryl Underwood, joins the show to help Wayne take Ryan and pregnant Colin to a Paris hospital, while Wayne becomes the first black hunchback in Hollywood Director. Also, Wayne and Jeff take on German metal as they sing Songs of the Beach.

    • Adelaide Kane
      Season 11 - Episode 2
      4/24/15
      8.2

      Reign's Adelaide Kane joins the boys as she gets sung to by 'dirty old men' Wayne and Jeff and has a night out with BFF Ryan. Also, Jeff's party is haunted by Wayne's Paranormal Activity and Colin's vain looking into other's rear ends, and pee soup dominates Scenes From A Hat.

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    • Yvette Nicole Brown
      Season 12 - Episode 4
      6/13/16
      8.2
      Actress Yvette Nicole Brown; comedian Gary Anthony Williams.
    • Jaime Camil
      Season 11 - Episode 4
      5/8/15
      8.1

      Jane the Virgin's Jaime Camil tries to audition for Ryan's boy band and sings mariachi with Jeff and Wayne while a pizza parlor scene turns into a Springer audience, a sci-fi scene, and Les Miserables. Also Wayne and Jaime help Ryan and Colin care for a sexy tiger and Kelly from New Delhi gets a doo-wop song.

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    • Vernon Davis
      Season 11 - Episode 8
      6/12/15
      8.1

      The NFL's Vernon Davis joins the fun to have Wayne sing to him as Nicki Minaj, see flirty reporter Ryan come on to him, and become various natural disasters for Ryan and Colin. Also, Keegan has to choose from a horny elephant seal, someone who thinks everyone is a massage chair, and a robot who learns human behavior from the others.

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    • Legends Football League
      Legends Football League
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      9/17/13
      8.1

      A pair of 'tight ends' from the Legends Football League get a duet from Wayne and Jonathan and help Ryan and Colin with their fire rescue scene. The boys also do a Star Wars scene with Wayne as Dark Vader and a Star Trek scene with audience members' handbags.

    • Show No. 8005
      Show No. 8005
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      11/21/05
      8.1
      Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

      Let’s Make a Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: E.T.’s manic frat boy brother who has come to Earth to party Colin: the world's most nervous first time flier using an airplane restroom when a violent storm hits Ryan: a talking fierce bald eagle hatching her egg Colin and preparing him for life outside the nest. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two high tech American thieves break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels. They must escape when they are detected. Audience member Jess does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Marcy does them for Colin. Two Line Vocabulary: Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens. Ryan's lines: 'Why is this happening?' and 'Can I get one of those?' Wayne's lines: 'What's this for?' and 'Do you expect me to believe that?' Party Quirks: Kathy hosts: Wayne: a person on a TV game show where the more audience members he gets to swap clothes with each other, the more money he wins Colin: an excited teen at an amusement park who thinks everyone on the show is a thrill ride Ryan: a dog obedience trainer who thinks everyone on the show is a misbehaving pooch. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Kathy are in a circus themed restaurant with Ryan and Colin as waiter and maitre d'.

      Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as four commuters squashed together, packed really tight, on a packed subway train.moreless
    • Tara Lipinski
      Tara Lipinski
      Season 10 - Episode 2
      3/21/14
      8.0

      Olympic skating champion Tara Lipinski joins the show and gets played as a violin, sung to like Elvis, and used as a porthole along with Keegan-Michael Key. Also, Little Red Riding Hood gets the Hollywood Director treatment; skating coach Ryan tries to win Tara's heart; and 'shling-dong' and 'bronze medal' become phrases of the day.

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    • Keegan-Michael Key 5
      Season 11 - Episode 18
      9/14/15
      8.0
    • Laila Ali
      Laila Ali
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      8/27/13
      7.8

      Joining the fun is Laila Ali, who gets a new trainer in Ryan and also gets picked up(literally) by Colin. Also Wayne and Jeff sing Songs of Acne.

    • Gary Anthony Williams
      Gary Anthony Williams
      Season 10 - Episode 21
      10/10/14
      7.8

      Gary Anthony Williams returns but his date choices are a Frankenstein's monster, and a giant tick, while Batman and Robin have to rescue Catwoman with women's purses and we find the worst presidential candidates.

    • Nina Agdal
      Season 11 - Episode 15
      8/17/15
      7.7
      Model Nina Agdal; comedian Heather Anne Campbell.
    • Karla Souza
      Season 12 - Episode 3
      6/6/16
      7.5
      Actress Karla Souza; comedian Jeff Davis.
    • Brad Sherwood
      Brad Sherwood
      Season 12 - Episode 5
      6/13/16
      7.3

      Attention moderator, this broadcast was a repeat from 8/24/15. It was not episode 5 of Season 12, it was a repeat of episode 16 from Season 11.

    • Alfonso Ribeiro
      Season 12 - Episode 1
      5/23/16
      7.3
    • Keegan-Michael Key 4
      Season 12 - Episode 2
      5/23/16
      7.3
      Comedian Keegan-Michael Key.
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