Friday 8:30 PM on The CWIn Season
Topic 1: Odd endings to Harry Potter
Voldemort: Harry, I am your father.
Harry: Why can't I defeat you, Evil One? There has to be a way... There just HAS to... a-a-ACHOO!! *mucus gets all over Voldemort*
Voldemort: GAH!!! MAGIC MUCUS!! MY DEADLIEST WEAKNESS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
HP: "You killed my mother and father!"
VOLDEMORT: "Harry; I _am_ your father."
Hey! I have a topic! How about "Bad Ideas for Children's Toys?" I have some:
My Little Pony Glue Factory (I didn't make that one up)
My Enemy (like My Buddy but mean)
Barrel of Monks
Loo-Gi-Oh Trading Card Spitting Game
Eggos (like Legos but made out of waffles)
The George W. Bush Inaction Figure.
"He doesn't do anything!"