Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Season 4

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  • Show No. 427
    Show No. 427
    Episode 31
    4/11/02
    9.3
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from: Wayne: a smooth rap star blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed by his new girlfriend gradually realizing the evening is going wrong Colin: a deranged window dresser whose only friends are mannequins Wayne and Ryan who he has fun undressing and dressing after hours Ryan: a horse whisperer calming and mounting the others who he thinks are wild stallions. Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set in a maternity ward. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Greg do a scene set three years into an international space mission. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs Of Retirement. Wayne sings: I'm Movin' To Florida in protest style Ah Gah Weh Leh Beh Leh Oh Yeah A-Lah Bah as Scottish blues singer Wet Biscuit McGlee. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Wayne as Wet Biscuit McGlee.moreless
  • Show No. 429
    Show No. 429
    Episode 30
    3/28/02
    9.4
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock Newsare: Anchor: Colin(Tito Thruda Tulips) Co-Anchor: Greg, a German insult comic Sports: Wayne(Little Susie), a Girl Scout selling cookies who's possessed by the Devil Weather: Ryan(Jerry Atric), an old man who takes an extremely short-acting rejuvination pill. Whose Line: Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein and Colin is Igor. They are trying to bring the monster to life before the mob arrives. Ryan's lines: 'What are you looking at, fat boy?' and 'I can't believe it's not butter.' Colin's line: 'What's with the sheep outfit?' Action Replay: Greg and Wayne do this scene: A tourist and his guide set up camp for the night when they're confronted by a hungry lion. Ryan and Colin wind up doing a scene as two dancers in the musical Cats. Scenes From A Hat: Versions of Hell other than eternal flames, famous film scenes as done by cartoon characters, if morning show hosts act like most people do in the morning, what members of the Whose Line cast say to their therapists and announcements that tend to ruin parties. Hoedown: About hockey players; Drew replacing Greg. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Wayne as a Girl Scout seling cookies who's possessed by the devil.moreless
  • Show No. 402
    Show No. 402
    Episode 29
    3/14/02
    9.0
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Fiendish Spanish colonel Ryan rides in to kidnap beautiful Mexican girl Kathy. Zorro(Wayne) arrives to rescue her. Styles: as a 1950's musical and in the 'perfect' dark. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Doug, a chemistry professor, as a James Bond movie theme; with the others as Bond girls dancing behind them. Newsflash: Colin reports from a cave of bats to Ryan and Kathy in the studio. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two two guys arriving at the beach to sunbathe and surf; Wayne and Kathy are the props in the scene. Scenes From A Hat: Difficult things to say with a straight face; announcements made over Hell's PA system; and rejected gift ideas that the (three) wise men considered. World's Worst: TV advertisements; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Colin and Ryan as they surf on Wayne and Kathy.moreless
  • Show No. 431
    Show No. 431
    Episode 28
    3/7/02
    9.7
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Brad(Frozen Underpants) Co-Anchor: Colin(Frosty Chatterbox), a psycho hitchhiker getting a ride with the anchor Sports: Wayne(Nippy Frostbite), a very enthusiastic bikini car wash girl looking for shiny surfaces to clean Weather: Ryan(Brisk Icecubepants), Hollywood's most demanding tempermental actor trying to give an award-winning performance. Scenes From A Hat: If human doctors acted like animal doctors, the good news and the bad news and refreshingly honest statements that could earn you a black eye. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is an Army captain who is looking for two volunteers to go on a dangerous mission; Ryan and Brad are who he has to choose from. Brad's lines: 'That's easy for you to say' and 'Is that good?' Ryan's lines: 'What are those?' and 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Stewardess/Flight Attendant. Wayne and Brad sing: You Can't Use The First Class Can as Tom Petty Don't Call Me A Waitress in flapper style Do You Want Meat Or Fish? in thrash style. Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Wayne act out the Swedish action film Meatballs Blow Up. Brad translates for Wayne and Ryan translates for Drew. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Ryan as a tempermental Hollywood star trying to give an award-winning performance.moreless
  • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 432 (2)
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Wayne has to choose from:
    Brad: a Puritan witch hunter who sees the devil's work everywhere
    Colin: a pompous politician at a press conference who starts a terrible fight with his fiancee in the audience
    Ryan: the head of Colin's angry ex-wife sprouting from Colin's neck.
    If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin, and Ryan are three hotel employees working the night shift.
    Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Susie, who sells drywall, as the Rolling Stones.
    Title Sequence: Brad and Colin sing the title song to the sitcom Bill Cosby and the Insurance Agent, while Colin and Ryan act out the title sequence (originally the sitcom was Bill Cosby and Hitler).
    Scenes From A Hat: How the cast of Baywatch would react to an actual emergency; if Tarzan and Tonto were roommates; if you could give the youth of America just one piece of advice, it would be...; strange sweet nothings whispered in your lover's ear; and unlikely souvenir t-shirts.
    Hoedown: About directors; Drew replacing Brad.

    Winner: Brad
    Credit Reading: All four as Mick Jagger.moreless
  • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 404 (1)
    Colin anchors "Weird Newscasters" with Greg as his dominatrix, Wayne as a secretary who finds a photocopy of someone's butt in her in tray, and Ryan as someone about to die whose life flashes before his eyes; "Hats"; a messed-up "Greatest Hits" edition of "Songs of College"; Greg, Ryan, and Colin celebrate in "Film Dub"; Ryan, Colin, and Wayne sing "Show-Stopping Numbers" in a toll booth. Wayne wins, so the others give examples of the "World's Worst" person to be priest or rabbi.moreless
  • Show No. 403
    Show No. 403
    Episode 25
    2/7/02
    9.7
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of a loss of loud colors are: Colin: Tacky Shirt Man Ryan: On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown Boy Chip: The Mick Jagger Kid Wayne: The Junkyard Dog On A Chain Kid. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two English knights preparing to defend the castle and the demanding queen from an approaching barbaric army. Audience member Flo does the sfx for Ryan, and audience member Carmen does the sfx for Colin. Newsflash: Colin reports from various sports bloopers to Ryan and Chip in the studio. Scenes From A Hat: If actors were completely honest during their award acceptance speeches, circus acts that didn't last long and odd things for a lounge singer to sing about. Hoedown: About the Backstreet Boys; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as they are watching horrible sports bloopers.moreless
  • Show No. 508
    Show No. 508
    Episode 24
    1/31/02
    8.8
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Award Show: Brad and Wayne are the presenters at the Obnoxious Drunks Award Show; Brad and Colin are nominees in the audience. Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Hugh, Ava and Victoria in swing style. Scenes From A Hat: Superman's secret inner thoughts; things you did as a child that aren't as cute when you're an adult; if celebrities had been the first people to walk on the moon; and inappropriate slide shows that your neighbors make you sit through. Living Scenery: Brad and Colin are two treasure hunters canoeing down the Amazon who decide to pitch their tents by the river and come under attack from the natives; Ava and Victoria are the props in the scene. Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Colin and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four as they try to impress the Playamtes at the mansion.moreless
  • Show No. 416
    Show No. 416
    Episode 23
    1/24/02
    9.3
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of too many blue shoes are: Greg: Quick Rick Ryan: Faking Injury for Sympathy Man Colin: Captain Coward Wayne: Showstopping Number Boy. Multiple Personalities: Greg, Wayne, and Ryan do a scene where a car breaks down in the forest in the middle of the night. The following props represent the following charcters: a gas can: Richard Simmons a map: John Wayne a flashlight: Scooby Doo. Scenes From a Hat: Times when it would be nice to have the ability to be beamed up; what really made the kids in Blair Witch run off screaming; what members of the Whose Line cast say to their therapists; outtakes from the Hillbilly National Theatre's Shakespeare Festival; and how the naked Fridays policy turned out at your office. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the complilation CD Songs Of The Doctor. Wayne sings: This Is Gonna Hurt A Little in mambo style Gall Stones Are A Girl's Worst Friend as Marilyn Monroe My Gown Has No Back in '80's rock n' roll style. Sportscasters: Ryan and Colin are two rival pizza makers trying to impress a female customer; Drew and Greg are sports announcers commentating on them. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne as Scooby Doo, Greg as Richard Simmons, and Ryan as John Wayne.moreless
  • Show No. 423
    Show No. 423
    Episode 22
    1/24/02
    9.1
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Questions Only: All four do a scene where tensions rise in the cottage where Snow White and the seven dwarves live. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Kathy and Ryan are a 1950's teenage couple kissing passionately in their car. Motorcycle cop Wayne rides in because he suspects they're dangerous criminals who are carrying concealed weapons. Styles: America's Funniest Home Videos, like the climax in a Sam Peckinpah movie and like their mouths are numb from novacaine. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Joe, a pool guy, as Eminem. Number of Words: In a scene from Titanic, Colin, as Jack, and Kathy, as Rose, are making out on the deck when Wayne, her horrified fiancée, and Ryan, the ship's captain, come to tell them that the boat his hit an iceberg. Colin: 5 words Kathy: 2 words Wayne: 4 words Ryan: 3 words. Helping Hands: Kathy is a frustrated customer trying to get through the express line at a supermarket and Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the loud-mouth, busy-body checker. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Ryan and Kathy as a couple getting ready for work in the morning in the bathroom and arguing that they are going to get a divorce.moreless
  • Show No. 409
    Show No. 409
    Episode 21
    12/19/01
    9.5
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Meet The Family: Kathy and her fiance Wayne wait at home to meet her parents: father Colin(Dusin Hoffman from Rainman) and mother Ryan(a dominatrix). Song Styles: Wayne sings from the West Side Story musical about goats; the others are goats dancing behind him. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News)are: Anchor: Colin(Rhett Arittleout Aroundthewaist) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Trixie), a clueless teenage girl on the phone to her friends Sports: Wayne(Sporty), a Hatian man who's been unfaithful and is now the victim of a voodoo attack Weather: Ryan(Gunther Dosomething Amusing), discovers his weather map covers the gates of Hell and is desperate to keep them closed. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Teacher. Wayne sings: Workin' 9 to 2 in surf music style Scarin' the Substitute as Sting Faculty Lounge Fling in big band style. Foreign Film Dub: Kathy(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) act out a scene from the Vietnamese action film The Rice Paddy. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin as a goat herder with the others as goats.moreless
  • Show No. 415
    Show No. 415
    Episode 20
    12/13/01
    9.4
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne is a store detective in a pet shop who suspects Ryan of shoplifting; Brad is the cop who has been called to the scene. Styles: all three like Elvis, doing the whole scene backwards, and as catty Vegas showgirls. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for a miracle acne removal product. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: a family coming to blows on the Jerry Springer Show Colin: the synchronized swimming teammate of the others Ryan: a series of animals spotting and charging the cameras. Title Sequence: For the new sitcom George Washington and the Ventriloquist, Wayne and Brad sing the title song and Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the ill-tempered owner of an ice cream parlor teaching his new soda jerk, Drew, how to make the ultimate ice cream sundae. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as animals charging the cameras.moreless
  • Show No. 411
    Show No. 411
    Episode 19
    12/12/01
    9.5
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from:
    Wayne: a power-crazed Southern state trooper
    Colin: joined at the butt with Ryan but desperate for his own career in show biz
    Ryan: a bragging motorcycle stunt rider taking ever-greater challenges.
    Motown Group: Wayne, Chip and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Hockey Player.
    Song Titles: All four are in the Army.
    Scenes From A Hat: When cartoon characters go on dates; first drafts of famous movie lines; world's worst person to be stuck with at a party; trivial reasons to hold news conferences; color commentators on their day off; things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend; and other things Dorothy and her friends asked the Wizard for.
    Hoedown: About body odor; Drew replacing Ryan.

    Winner: Wayne
    Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two guys joined at the butt.moreless
  • Show No. 421
    Show No. 421
    Episode 18
    12/5/01
    9.2
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

    Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
    Anchor: Colin (Gay Apparel)
    Co-Anchor: Chip (Giuseppe Giusipi), a singing gondolier whose boat has sprung a leak
    Sports: Wayne (Yakamito Yakamito Yakamito Jones), an excited Japanese tourist.
    Weather: Ryan (Toulouse Around Thewaist), Bigfoot caught on camera and desperate to avoid being filmed.
    Title Sequence: Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to the hit ABC sitcom Bea Arthur and Brad Pitt with Colin and Ryan doing the title sequence.
    Scenes From A Hat: What your wife is saying right now, Boy Scout badges we've never heard of, diet books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves, strange 900 numbers and bad race horse names to call in a race.
    Improbable Mission: Colin and Ryan are secret agents on a mission to wash a car for the Governor of Mommasaymammosomomontusa per Wayne on the tape.
    Irish Drinking Song: About getting a hair transplant.
    Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

    Winner: Wayne, Colin and Ryan
    Credit Reading: All four as people at a very dysfunctional family reunion.moreless
  • Show No. 412
    Show No. 412
    Episode 17
    11/28/01
    9.6
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'clock News are: Anchor: Brad Co-Anchor: Colin(Barney Smallpants), has just found out his boyfriend Brad is having an affair with someone else on the show and he wants to know who it is Sports: Wayne(Sue McLaughlin), a farm boy defending his title in the finals of the national greased pig round up Weather: Ryan(Sparky McSparksparker), a first-time mother going from conception to birth. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is a submarine captain who suspects that one of his two seamen, Brad and Ryan, is a spy. Brad's lines: 'Says who?' and 'What the hell is that?' Ryan's lines: 'That can't be good' and 'When's lunch?' Quick Change: In a western scene, Brad is an outlaw causing trouble for Colin's Miss Kitty in the saloon when Sheriff Ryan comes in to sort things out. Wayne is off camera yelling 'Change.' Scenes From A Hat: Latin American soccer announcers on their day off; weird things for people to find beautiful; weird things for Grandma to give you for Christmas and what politicians wives are thinking when they smile and wave from the podium. Irish Drinking Song: About graduation. Winner: All four Credit Reading: Wayne and Brad as farm boys in the greased pig competition and Ryan and Colin as the pigs.moreless
  • Show No. 417
    Show No. 417
    Episode 16
    11/22/01
    9.3
    Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Questions Only: All four do a scene set on a bawdy Saturday night in a frontier town at the height of the Gold Rush. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for products that remove excessive arm hair. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is the leader of a jungle expedition who is desperately trying to get his colleagues, Ryan and Jeff, to set up camp before darkness. Jeff's lines: 'I resent that' and 'Oh, my god, that's enormous.' Ryan's lines: 'Should I use my gun?' and 'What was that?' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Motorcycle. Wayne and Jeff sing: Old Lady On My Hog in mariachi style Asphalt And Chaps in protest song style Ringringringringring in thrash style. World's Worst: Neighbor; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as a heavy metal band trying to come up with a name for themselves.moreless
  • Salute to American Television -- Show No. 503
    A salute to great American television, featuring Sid Caesar and Lassie. Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Questionable Impressions From Television: All four do a scene set in an emergency room. The change here is they must do characters from TV. Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Lassie in country style. Film Dub: All four do a scene as two street gangs arguing over territory. Sound Effects: A scene from Charlie's Angels: Colin is Bosley and Ryan is one of the Angels; they have received instructions from Charlie to infiltrate a criminal mastermind's jungle headquarters where his militia has kidnapped the other two Angels. Audience member Karen does the sfx for Colin, and audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan. Foreign Film Dub: Sid and Drew act out the French spy film Escargot. Ryan translates for Drew and Colin translates for Sid. Wayne calls out the following languages: German, Japanese and Russian. Winner: None Credit Reading: None. Laura and Linda brought out a birthday cake for Sid and Drew led the audience in singing 'Happy Birthday To You.'moreless
  • Show No. 507
    Show No. 507
    Episode 14
    11/14/01
    9.7
    Seating Order: Wayne, Whoopi, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: The evil whip-wielding judge Frollo(Ryan) has cornered gypsy girl Esmerelda(Whoopi), in the bell tower and is forcing her to do a sensual dance for him. Suddenly, hideously ugly Quasimodo(Wayne) swings in to save her. Styles: TV evangelists, high school cheerleaders and New York insult comics. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Whoopi as Tina Turner. Dubbing: Colin is a brilliant French designer in love with his tempermental star, supermodel Whoopi. As she is practicing her catwalk routine backstage, her jealous photographer boyfriend, Ryan, bursts in. Wayne does Whoopi's dialouge. Scenes From A Hat: Bad things to do as you walk down the aisle at your wedding, if classic movies had nude scenes, if cartoon characters had adult conversations, what you don't want to see tattooed on your date, inappropriate times to use baby talk and inappropriate topics of conversation when meeting the Queen of England. Foreign Film Dub: Drew and Whoopi do a scene from the Chinese action film Soba Noodle For You. Ryan translates for Drew, Colin for Whoopi.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne and Whoopi as two old women talking about who's hot at the retirement home.moreless
  • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 418
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Press Conference: Colin is the Tin Man announcing he and Dorothy have just had a child, with the others as reporters. Hats: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Multiple Personalities: Greg, Ryan and Colin are all on a cruise on the S. S. Poseidon when it's hit by a tidal wave and capsizes. The following items have the following personalities: captain's hat=John Wayne lifesaver=Liberace telescope=Rain Man. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Retirement. Wayne sings: Puttering Around In The Garden as Destiny's Child I'm Gonna Torch The Place in polka style Shut Those Kids Up, I'm Trying To Sleep in heavy metal style. World's Worst: self-help instructional videos; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan and Greg as two news anchors who don't know the microphones are still on.moreless
  • Show No. 337
    Show No. 337
    Episode 12
    10/25/01
    9.1
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Oswald That Endswald) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Janine Jenou), a whiny girlfriend from a 1930's gangster movie who thinks Colin is her mob boss boyfriend Sports: Wayne(Jose Can Yousee), a female Russian weightlifter trying to impress an American man with her strenghth Weather: Ryan(Cole Front), an increasingly desperate Prince Charming using his own shoe as the slipper. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Ingrid, a police detective, in '80's rock anthem style. Newsflash: Colin reports from on board roller coasters to Kathy and Ryan in the studio. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Race Car Driver. Wayne sings: Axel Grease Rag in dixieland style Screeeeeccchhh Bang! as The Police Two Laps To Go in Lambada style. Hoedown: About getting arrested; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Kathy as the gangster moll reading them to boyfriend Colin.moreless
  • Show No. 422
    Show No. 422
    Episode 11
    10/18/01
    9.0
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Wayne must choose from: Greg: Judge Judy Colin: turns into a killer hamster when frightened Ryan: the Crocodile Hunter on various dangerous encounters. Newsflash: Colin reports from pro wrestling matches to Greg and Ryan in the studio. Whose Line: Colin is Beauty, who has gone on a desperate mission to the castle to plead with the Beast, Ryan, who has imprisoned her father. Ryan's lines: 'Get a load of those casabas/kielbasas' and 'Give it a tug and see what happens.' Colin's lines: 'Aren't you hot in those rubber pants?' and 'Spit out the gum and kiss me hard.' Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Greg(Allthat Anda Bagofchips) Co-Anchor: Colin, a streaker who has bet his friends that he can get in all the camera shots Sports: Wayne, an Italian stud who would rather be picking up women Weather: Ryan, running all the legs of the Olympic 4 x 100 meter relay. Irish Drinking Song: About getting a divorce. Winner: Ryan Credit Reading: Ryan as the Crocodile Hunter, with the others as animals he is trying to capture.moreless
  • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 419
    10/17/01
    9.1
    Colin plays Santa Claus announcing his retirement at a Press Conference, while Wayne brings his pet cockatiel in to Colin and Ryan in Showstopping Number. Brad, Ryan and Colin do office euphanisms and bring an audience member to help in a Dubbing scene.
  • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 318
    Seating order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is an imcompetent waiter who spills food on tempermental supermodel Wayne, Chip is her husband who comes in to confront him. Styles: The Exorcist with Wayne as the girl, Ryan as the mother and Chip as the priest; on an out-of control moving walkway; as rodeo riders; and a porn movie with exercise instructors. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Shauna, an exotic animal trainer and handler, as Metallica(speed metal). Song Titles: Set in a police station on a busy Saturday night. Scenes From A Hat: Times when you'd like to say 'Let's see that again in slow motion'; bad times to ask her for sex; bad names for perfume; what your dogs think and do when you leave them alone in the house; unusual cases for the FBI; world's worst catchphrases; if people broke into song in real life and difficult questions for Mommy to answer. Hoedown: About a drunk mother; Drew replacing Wayne. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan and Chip as two competing ventriloquists and Wayne and Colin, respectively, as their dummies.moreless
  • Show No. 414
    Show No. 414
    Episode 8
    10/4/01
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Kathy is an impatient customer who pulls into Ryan's gas station where he is pumping gas and Wayne is a thief who has come to rob them. Styles: as insult comics, as a Tarzan scene(with Ryan as Tarzan, Kathy as Jane and Wayne as Cheetah), and as Jerry Springer guests(still as Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah). Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin do a scene where they are getting up and going through their morning routine; Wayne and Kathy are the props in the scene. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing the Broadway love song You've Got A Beautiful Earlobe to audience member Katie. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) and Kathy are two young Italian lovers; Ryan has invited Kathy over for a romantic meal so he can propose to her. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Kathy as a shower with the others taking a shower.moreless
  • Show No. 315
    Show No. 315
    Episode 7
    10/4/01
    9.4
    "Let's Make a Date" "Title Sequence" for the hit sitcom "(Mike) Tyson and (Abraham) Lincoln" "Scenes from a Hat" include "strange items on sale at the prison gift shop" and "pick-up lines of game show hosts" "Party Quirks," with a televison that keeps changing channels (Wayne), an insatiable mosquito that gets drunk on blood (Colin), and talking roadkill coming back to haunt Brad (Ryan) "3-Headed Broadway Star" (Wayne, Ryan, Colin) perform "That Sinking Feeling" from the hit musical Quicksand.

    everyone but Wayne wins, and sing the family reunion "Hoedown" as punishment.moreless
  • Too Hot For Whose Line -- Show No. 413
    Highlights of this episode include a newscast with Wayne as a nerdy teenager playing Spin-The-Bottle and Ryan as John Wayne, Colin reporting on freaks of nature, and Colin checking on the sex of the attendees at Kathy's party.
  • Show No. 317
    Show No. 317
    Episode 5
    9/27/01
    9.3
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: members of N'Sync fighting amongst themseves during a photo shoot Colin: an insult comic reincarnated as a ravenous blood-sucking leech Ryan: a bride going through her progressively worsening wedding day to her husband Colin. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Anna, a sign language interpreter, as Tina Turner(Wayne) and Rod Stewart(Chip). Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene fron Dracula. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: attending a college keg party and going from sober to passed out in 30 seconds Colin: an overly dramatic private investigator finding ridiculous clues to a murder Ryan: a panicking, trapped bird who keeps mistaking the cameras for open windows. Doo Wop: Chip, Ryan and Wayne sing a doo-wop song about Cheryl, who died in a freak knitting accident. Props: Chip and Wayne vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four; Ryan is the panicked bird while the others chase him.moreless
  • Show No. 420
    Show No. 420
    Episode 4
    9/20/01
    9.0
    A questions scene at a European spa, Sound Effects in a World War II POW camp, and songs of international spies are featured in this episode.
  • Show No. 324
    Show No. 324
    Episode 3
    9/20/01
    9.0
    While Ryan gets Drew for being at the bottom of the evolutionary scale, Wayne and Chip sing to a pet photographer as Run-DMC and Aeorsmith and Ryan and Colin do a hair-removal infomercial.
  • Show No. 405
    Show No. 405
    Episode 2
    9/6/01
    8.9
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two business men at a gym and spa, Wayne and Kathy are their props. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Samantha, an aerobics instructor, in the style of Riverdance; the others join in with the dancing. Two Line Vocabulary: Colin is a senior engineer at a nuclear plant, called in when fellow engineers Ryan and Wayne report a leak. Wayne's lines: 'That's not what you said earlier' and 'What does that do?' Ryan's lines: 'Oops, I did it again' and 'Are you enjoying this?' Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for products that get rid of bad breath. Scenes From A Hat: Things your mom says or does that make you think she used to be a stripper, conversation topics that will derail a dinner party, things bald men are sick of hearing, if Rain Man had different jobs and hillbilly dating service videos. Hoedown: About a first kiss; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: All four and Samantha as she leads them in an aerobics session.moreless
  • Show No. 401
    Show No. 401
    Episode 1
    9/6/01
    9.6
    'The points don't matter,' but money does, as the performers(and some audience members) get rewarded with $100 bills. Games include the US debut of Remote Control, Doo-Wop about a girl who died in a freak taxidermy accident and Wayne as the singing bass in Let's Make A Date.
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