Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Season 5

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  • Show No. 604
    Show No. 604
    Episode 34
    9/5/03
    9.1
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: A town sheriff in the old West, Ryan, has finally caught the fugitive gunslinger, Chip, and throws him in jail. Wayne is a member of the gang who shows up to break him out.
    : Like they're falling in love with each other and putting in some product testimonials.
    Improbable Mission: Ryan and Colin must go to the grocery store to shop for groceries for the Prime Minister of Eatallyacan, per Wayne on the tape.
    Scenes From A Hat: Bad time to use the athletic butt slap, topics of discussion that always ruin a dinner party, what theWhose Line cast will ask Santa for this Christmas and things your waitress says to you that could be misconstrued as sexual.
    Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Pregnancy. Wayne and Chip sing:
    'Screw Lamaze, Give Me The Epidural' as Elvis Presley.
    'Ooh, Placenta!' as KISS.
    Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan.
    Winner: Chip
    Credit Reading: All four as turkeys in bikinis.moreless
  • Show No. 605
    Show No. 605
    Episode 33
    9/5/03
    9.2
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from: Wayne: the Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens Colin: a gawky teenager who meets an audience member and takes her on a date to the movies where he hopes to score Ryan: Colin's highly competitive, uglier brother desperate to show that anything Colin does he can do better. Hats: Wayne and Greg vs. Colin and Ryan doing the world's worst dating service videos. Fashion Models: Greg is the host of the football players fashion show; the others are the models. Scenes From A Hat: If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers and things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend. Newsflash: Colin reports from a male stripper dressed like a state policeman to Ryan and Greg in the studio. Hoedown: About rock stars; Drew replacing Greg.

    Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Wayne as George W. Bush with the others telling him about a crisis they are having in the White House.moreless
  • Show No. 426
    Show No. 426
    Episode 32
    8/29/03
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Arthur Anymore Doughnuts) Co-Anchor: Jeff, Christopher Walken trying out his stand-up routine. Sports: Wayne(Britney-Christina Van Fluffen), Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera getting into a chickfight during a duet at an awards ceremony Weather: Ryan(Twice Nightly), a swinger checking people out and selecting who he'll take home for tonight's bedroom escapades. Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Katrina, who pops popcorn at the AMC movie theaters, in big band style. Scenes From A Hat: Scenes from famous Hollywood moves as written by Dr. Seuss, if boxing corner men helped us get through our daily routines, U. S. cities that will never have a song written about them, odd things to hear from the voices in your head and bad times to smoke a cigarette. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Motorcycle. Wayne and Jeff sing: The Harley Of Seville as The Three(Two) Tenors Alabama Motorcycle Mama With A Llama in boogie woogie style. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Wayne have a high-powered business lunch at a horror movie-themed restaurant; Ryan and Colin are the waiters. Winner: Jeff Credit Reading: Jeff as Christopher Walken doing his stand-up comedy act.moreless
  • Show No. 520
    Show No. 520
    Episode 31
    8/22/03
    9.7
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan and Wayne are two competing explorers to the North Pole when one of them falls into the ice hole, while Brad is a German rival with a team of huskies and races in to help.
    : Spanish gameshow and x-rated, with the offensive content bleeped out.
    Two-Line Vocabulary: In the wild West, three outlaws (Colin, Ryan and Wayne) are holed up in a shack with the sherriff and a posse of men approaching.
    Ryan's lines: 'Don't worry, I'm a doctor' and 'What do I look like?'
    Wayne's lines: 'Did you hear that?' and 'Let's not go there.'
    Press Conference: Participating in a press conference are:
    Colin: Yogi announcing he's killed Boo Boo
    Ryan: Jim Phillps, Field And Steam
    Brad: Larry Storch, The Daily Peanut Vendor
    Wayne: Edmond Zuninga, The Weekly Aboudaylawozeuh.
    Improbable Mission: Wayne as the tape instructed Ryan and Colin to shovel snow so that the Prime Minister of Allupinya can leave his hotel.
    Irish Drinking Song: About a first kiss.

    Winner: Brad:
    Credit Reading: Brad as the tour guide showing the animatronics at the Whose Line Hall of Fame with the others as the featured items.moreless
  • Show No. 612
    Show No. 612
    Episode 30
    8/15/03
    9.3

    Jerry Springer returns to do a Dubbing scene, while Colin does a little dancing to Songs of Sci-Fi and monsters are made with parts of Brian Boitano, Mr. T, a Benihana chef and Fred Astaire.

  • Show No. 606
    Show No. 606
    Episode 29
    8/8/03
    9.3
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Press Conference: Participating are: Colin: the first astronaut to make love on the moon Ryan: Lyle Moon, Entertainment Yearly. Kathy: no name given Wayne: Timothy Leary, The Mandingo Quarterly. Sound Effects: Chief of Police Colin and angry leader of the village mob Ryan are in a forest one stormy night making their way to Frankenstein's castle to hunt down the monster. Audience member Valerie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Ann does them for Colin. Irish Drinking Song: About graduation. Party Quirks: Kathy hosts: Wayne: Kathy's chatty manicurist possesed by an evil Scottish demon Colin: a wanna be stud practicing pickup lines in the mirror who screws up when faced with real women Ryan: an apartment maintenance man who's come to fix things but behaves as though he's an action movie hero. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's is a wedding planner and entertainer who's running through the last-minute details on the day of Kathy's wedding. Themed Restaraunt: Drew and Kathy have lunch at a Wizard Of Oz themed restaurant with Ryan and Wayne the waiters.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Kathy as the waitress at a late night coffee shop running down the items on the menu to a table full of drunks, with everyone else as the drunks.moreless
  • Show No. 608
    Show No. 608
    Episode 28
    8/8/03
    9.2
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Scene To Music: Colin and Wayne are a newlywed couple in their honeymoon suite at the hotel. As they are getting undressed, gung-ho pest exterminator Ryan knocks on the door to tell them their room is infested with roaches. Scenes From A Hat: Famous film roles as played by Scooby-Doo; if welcome signs in European countries were truthful; things you don't want to hear your grandmother singing about; and what the first fight between a man and a woman was about. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Undarmaa as Prince; she does her contortionist bit as he sings. Changed Letter: Greg, the team doctor, is treating naked star basketball player, Wayne, after the game in the locker room. Colin, a flirtatious female reporter, enters to interview Wayne, when suddenly Ryan, the coach, comes in tell Wayne he's been benched; in the scene, the letter 'B' is replaced with 'W.' Living Scenery: Arctic explorers Ryan and Colin, on a race to the North Pole, run into trouble and must find food, warmth, and shelter until they can be rescued. Wayne and Undarmaa are the props in the scene. Hats/Dating Service Videos: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin. Sportscasters: Ryan and Colin are two rival office workers trying to impress their boss, commented on by Drew and Greg.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as contortionist trainees as Undarmaa leads the class and shows them some of her moves.moreless
  • Show No. 601
    Show No. 601
    Episode 27
    8/1/03
    9.0
    Highlights include:

    Game 1 - Hollywood Director
    Colin, as usual, is the director
    Ryan and Wayne, two gold miners
    Brad, the bandito who has come to rob them.
    Directions from Colin:
    do the scene backwards
    do the scene full of lust for each other
    include as many "Your momma!" jokes as possible.

    Game 2 - If You Know What I Mean
    Brad and Colin are customers at a diner where Ryan is their waitress
    Game 3: Whose Line? Colin and Ryan act out a scene with two lines they must incorporate
    Game 4- Greatest Hits
    Songs Of Weddings including the B-52's singing Cash Bar.

    Artificial Winner - Wayne

    Drew Game - Helping Hands
    Drew is a high school student being taught lessons in French culture by Ryan, with the helping hands of Colin.

    Credits Roll - Wayne and Colin are trained seals being fed by Brad and Ryan.moreless
  • Show No. 516
    Show No. 516
    Episode 26
    7/25/03
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Jeff has to choose from: Wayne: an excited teenage girl who decides she can't play the game without bringing her best friends on stage to do it with her Colin: an office nerd who just got his CPR certificate and wants to practice his resucitation skills on everyone Ryan: a witch who entices the beast to her magic sleeping stool then must find his true love to break the spell and turn him into a prince. Newsflash: Colin reports from skateboarding stunts and bloopers to Ryan and Jeff in the studio. Scenes From A Hat: Bad topics to open a conversation with, professions where breaking into song is discouraged, things that make the audience boo and mundane activities that might be improved by nudity. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Norway. Wayne and Jeff sing: Warm, Warm Sauna, Cold, Cold Water in honky-tonk style When The Hell's It Gonna Get Dark? in opera style. Hoedown: About cheating on your wife; Drew replacing Jeff. Winner: Jeff Credit Reading: Wayne and Carol from the audience as the excited teenage girls from LMAD.moreless
  • Show No. 502
    Show No. 502
    Episode 25
    7/25/03
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Solving the crisis of the museum being on fire are: Colin: Mad Cow Man Ryan: Athletic Slap On The Butt Man Chip: Ants In His Pants Boy Wayne: The Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Kid. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Neena and Veena in Middle Eastern style. Scenes From A Hat: Fast food orders that sound sexy, but aren't; inappropriate times to show off your stomach muscles; things you don't want to hear as you finish your last bite of dinner; giving your date's parents too much information; and things that would make you suspect your doctor did not graduate from medical school. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are a newlywed couple gambling at a Las Vegas casino just before retiring to their elaborate honeymoon suite. Neena and Veena are the props for the scene. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Chip are eating lunch at a restaurant that has a Steven Spielberg-movies theme; Ryan and Colin are the waiters. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four while Neena and Veena teach them how to belly dance.moreless
  • Show No. 316
    Show No. 316
    Episode 24
    7/18/03
    9.3
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Superheroes: Trying to solve the crisis of the ship sinking are: Brad: Captain Morgan Ryan: Runs And Throws Like A Girl Man Colin: The Copycat Kid Wayne: Russian Gymnast Woman. Sound Effects: Colin is Batman and Ryan is Robin, and they get a call that one of their arch-enemies is wreaking havoc in Gotham City. Audience member Margaret does the sfx for Colin and audience member Bridie does them for Ryan. Title Sequence: Brad and Wayne sing the theme song to the new ABC sitcom Napoleon and the Bartender while Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence. If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin(who start) and Ryan(who enters later) are car mechanics at a service station using euphanisims and cliches. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Brad do the following scene: A couple composes an ad jingle. Scenes From A Hat: Inappropriate elementary school field trips, weird places to find advertising, little-known but amazing facts about Drew Carey, inappropriate emergency calls to make to 911, and bad things to say after making love. Hoedown: About the zoo; Drew replacing Brad.

    Winner: Brad Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as Batman and Robin on a call, with Brad and Wayne making the sound effects(joined later by the audience).moreless
  • Show No. 519
    Show No. 519
    Episode 23
    7/18/03
    9.7
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Number Of Words: Participating in a deleted scene from The Wizard Of Oz are: Kathy: Dorothy, who's just arrived in Munchkin Land(3 words) She's met by: Wayne: a Munchkin(5 words) Colin: Glinda, The Good Witch(2 words) Ryan: the Wicked Witch of the West(4 words). Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an informercial to sell a new chest hair-removal product. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Carly, who works in the bankruptcy department at a mortgage company, as The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Scenes From A Hat: Times when you don't want a spotlight on you, unlikely famous movie scenes to be done nude and the wrong thing to say when your girlfriend is trying on clothes. Newsflash: Colin reports from scenes of lizards to Ryan and Kathy in the studio. World's Worst: Thing to do or say during or after making love; Drew replacing Kathy.

    Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Colin as a guy with fabulous chest hair and the others as women who are driven wild by his chest hair in a bar.moreless
  • Show No. 607
    Show No. 607
    Episode 22
    7/11/03
    9.5
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a criminal breaking rocks in the prison yard. Chip is the tough prison warden who decides to frisk him because he suspects Ryan is carrying a concealed weapon. Then Wayne flies in on a helicopter to help Ryan escape. Styles: as a Bob Fosse musical, as a cheesy '70's porn and as Stomp. Sound Effects: Ryan is an explorer and Colin is a beautiful, feisty research scientist. They are on an expedition down a mighty river in Africa to capture King Kong. Audience member Sally does the sound effects for Ryan and audience member Cheryl does the sound effects for Colin. Newsflash: Colin reports from people having snakes dumped on them and eating bugs and scorpions to Ryan and Chip in the studio. Bartender: Chip serves the drinks for: Colin, who is angry about the size of his feet Ryan, who has a problem with his zipper not working Wayne, who is in love with the bartender. Hoedown: About Superman; Drew replacing Colin. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Wayne as a football coach firing up his team of losers at halftime; the others are his team.moreless
  • Show No. 611
    Show No. 611
    Episode 21
    7/11/03
    9.8

    While Colin is a flight attendant having trouble keeping his temper(with an unusual method of controlling it), Wayne sings to bodybuilder Jane Tricker and Greg and Drew comment on college girls getting ready for dates.

  • Show No. 603
    Show No. 603
    Episode 20
    6/27/03
    9.9
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Tadstheway Uhhuhuhhuh Ilikeit) Anchor: Greg(Homey), a goofy white guy desparately trying to act 'street' Co-Anchor: Wayne(Ruby Squealer), an aging female Broadway performer doing a big song and dance number whose extensive plastic surgery begins to collapse Weather: Ryan(Hunky Dory), a very strict father whose deadbeat sons are in the studio and he decides it's time for them to get real jobs. Scenes From A Hat: Like Oklahoma, musicals about different US states; sumo wrestlers in other professions and anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows. Film Dub: Greg, Ryan and Colin spend one day in the doctors lab. Party Quirks: Greg hosts: Wayne: having a series of stormy love affairs from beginning to end with each person at the party Colin: a serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking Ryan: a rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock. Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Irish Drinking Song: About yelling out the wrong name in bed; Drew replacing Greg. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All four as their extensive plastic surgery collapses.moreless
  • Show No. 610
    Show No. 610
    Episode 19
    6/27/03
    9.3
    David Hasselhoff joins the cast to sing a three-headed Broadaway song and have Wayne sing a gospel song to him. Kathy Griffin makes her third appearance as well.
  • Show No. 609
    Show No. 609
    Episode 18
    6/20/03
    9.8
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Press Conference: Attending a press conference are: Colin: Batman announcing he's coming out of the closet Ryan: Jim Phillips, Taxi News(aka Frank) Brad: Frank Phillips, Jim Phillips News(aka Sam) Wayne: Lorenzo Lamas, The Daily Renegade. Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial for a new facelift product. All In One Voice: Singing the love song The First Time We Kissed all in one voice are: Colin and Wayne as Miss Piggy Ryan and Brad as Kermit the Frog. Change Letter: One night in the ER, Brad is the attending physician and Colin is his nurse. Ryan and Wayne are patients who come in later. Throughout the scene the letter B must be replaced with the letter F. Scenes From A Hat: The world's worst news anchor, what our cameramen are thinking right now, baby Drew's first words and things you might say about your computer but not your girlfriend. If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Ryan and Colin are soldiers in the barracks using euphanisims and cliches.

    Winner: Brad and Wayne Credit Reading: Brad and Wayne as 1950's variety show hosts saying goodbye to all their guests.moreless
  • Show No. 521
    Show No. 521
    Episode 17
    6/20/03
    9.6
    After doing Richard Simmons jokes for the first two games, Richard himself joins the cast for the rest of the show, including the infamous playing of Living Scenery.
  • Show No. 518
    Show No. 518
    Episode 16
    4/10/03
    9.7
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Backwards Scene: Starting at the end: Wayne is naked in a Las Vegas casino while his friend Ryan and croupier Brad laugh; they must go backwards to the beginning.
    Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Angela, a sign language interpreter, as the Blues Brothers.
    Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
    Anchor: Colin(Thor Justthinking Aboutit)
    Co-Anchor: Brad(Happy), a pushy small-time talent agent desperate to get his client, Colin, some work
    Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson and James Brown in a celebrity deathmatch
    Weather: Ryan(Legs Flamingo), the rise and fall of a 1930's gangster.
    Boogie Woogie Sisters: Brad, Wayne and Ryan sing a boogie-woogie song about bear wrestling.
    Scenes From A Hat: Things you wish you hadn't said to that Hell's Angel, what really frightened Miss Muffet away and Dr. Seuss-inspired pick-up lines.
    Hoedown: About being Ryan's wife; Drew replacing Brad.

    Winner: Brad
    Credit Reading: Colin as a camp counselor at a hyperactive camp.moreless
  • Show No. 514
    Show No. 514
    Episode 15
    4/3/03
    9.5
    Kathy Griffin returns to help the boys erupt passions at a resort, sing an Irish Drinking song about graduation, and give bad people to share an office with.
  • Show No. 513
    Show No. 513
    Episode 14
    1/24/03
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from. Wayne: the amazing Italian acrobatic circus family and their world famous stool act Colin: a backwoods farmer helping his prized cows Wayne and Ryan through difficult multiple births Ryan: perfoming Drew Carey: The Musical. Dubbing: Ryan is the leader of the Puerto Rican gang The Sharks and he is outraged when he finds his beautiful girlfriend Maria(played by audience member Gaelen; voiced by Wayne) flirting with the leader of the Jets(Colin) on a playground in Spanish Harlem. Scenes From A Hat: Besides an athletic event and a criminal getaway, times when people run as fast as they can; bad segues following tragic news stories; phrases that just don't sound right when a cheesy announcer says them and things you shouldn't do when standing in a police line-up. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Rome. Wayne and Chip sing: You Brought Her, You Caesar in Tex-Mex style Pinched In The Piazza as The Offspring. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Drew and Ryan. Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four as they perform Drew Carey: The Musical.moreless
  • Show No. 408
    Show No. 408
    Episode 13
    1/17/03
    9.1
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Questions Only: All four do a scene where the police have been called in to invesitgate a robbery on a nude beach. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two guys enjoying different activities at a ski resort before going back to their chalet to relax with Wayne and Kathy as their props. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do a scene where two men in a tank stop to help a female motorist who has broken down. Party Quirks: Kathy hosts: Wayne: a group of rock stars recording a benefit song to raise money for Colin's hair transplant Colin: Batman villain The Tickler terrorizing everyone in the studio Ryan: a class of kindergarten kids posing for their individual yearbook photos. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) and Kathy are a newlywed couple who wake up the morning after their wedding night to have breakfast together. Hoedown: About magicians; Drew replacing Kathy.

    Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Colin as the evil Batman villain The Tickler.moreless
  • Show No. 510
    Show No. 510
    Episode 12
    1/10/03
    9.2
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan and Greg are the leaders of rival biker gangs facing off in a dramatic race towards a cliff's edge in a game of chicken. As they begin, Greg's girlfriend Wayne rides in determined to stop them, whatever it takes. Styles: Gremlins and as if they love the feel of carpet on their skin. Newsflash: Colin reports from The Jerry Springer Show to Greg and Ryan in the studio. Song Styles: Wayne sing to Jerry in gospel style. Daytime Talk Show: Participating in the talk show about Little Red Riding Hood are: Host: Jerry Guest #1: Ryan, the wolf Guest #2: Colin, Red Riding Hood Audience Member #1: Wayne, the woodsman Audience Member #2: Greg, Red's grandfather. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Jerry sing I Dream About Your Yarmulke to audience member Shannon.

    Winner: Jerry Credit Reading: All four and Jerry as if they are backstage at The Jerry Springer Show.moreless
  • Show No. 517
    Show No. 517
    Episode 11
    12/20/02
    9.8
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Questions With Wigs: All four do a scene where scandal erupts at a wedding; in addition to questions, they must wear a wig. Scenes From A Hat: If Tarzan had appeared on other TV shows; unusual phrases to be teaching in an English as a second language class and strange comments for your doctor to make after 'turn your head and cough.' Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the host's repulsive landlady looking for excuses to interrupt the party so she can hit on everyone Colin: a safari guide who thinks people are dangerous wild animals who must be wrestled into submission Ryan: the uninhibited social director to a nudist camp trying to get everyone to join in the activities. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Western. Wayne and Brad sing: Clip Clop, Bang Bang, Clip Clop, Bang Bang as the Osmond Brothers Miss Kitty Left Me, So I'm Sleeping With My Horse as The Who Two Asses In A One-Horse Town in opera style. Irish Drinking Song: About marriage; Drew replacing Brad. Winner: Brad Credit Reading: All four as they pose for the new Men Of Whose Line calendarmoreless
  • Show No. 504
    Show No. 504
    Episode 10
    12/6/02
    8.7
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Greg must choose from: Wayne: a stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people Colin: an abrasive coach looking for new members to train for his all-women wrestling team Ryan: secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast. Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from Top Gun. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two gung-ho astronauts who take off on a rescue mission to save an international space station orbiting Mars. But, when they get there, they discover the station has been taken over by deadly aliens. Audience member Corina does the sfx for Colin and audience member Deborah does them for Ryan. Scenes From A Hat: Ending a long-term relationship in song, things you've always wanted to say to the audience at home, when a kiss is completely out of line and unusual ways for your optometrist to test your vision. World's Worst: Psychiatrist; Drew replacing Wayne.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne as a hypnotist who's using his butt to hypontize people at home.moreless
  • Show No. 515
    Show No. 515
    Episode 9
    11/29/02
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Trying to solve the problem of a dead possum in his parking spot are: Colin: Stinky Man Ryan: Giggling Nipple Tweak Man Chip: Captain Luau Wayne: The Temper Tantrum Kid. Scenes From A Hat: Disturbing people to get a lap dance from; unfortunate times to sneeze; jobs where you shouldn't kid around and The Munchkins: What Are They Doing Now? Stand Sit Lie: Ryan is a woman giving birth, Colin is the nervous husband and Wayne is the flirtatious midwife. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: various acts getting booed off the stage during amateur night at the Apollo Theatre Colin: a bomb squad member who recieved a tip that there are bombs in people's pants Ryan: a series of ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras. Show Stopping Number: Ryan and Colin are working in a factory, Wayne joins them later. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is the volatile owner of an Italian deli showing his son, Drew, the tricks of the trade. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras.moreless
  • Show No. 506
    Show No. 506
    Episode 8
    11/15/02
    9.6
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Scene To Music: Colin and his new wife, Wayne, are relaxing in a jacuzzi at a health club. They are shocked when Ryan, the maintenance man, joins them in the hot tub to fix the jets. Styles: Suspense, romance, and action. Dubbing: Ballet dancer Colin is in love with his dancing partner, star ballerina Joanie(voiced by Brad), a passionate woman with violent tendencies. As they are limbering up, her jealous husband, tyrranical ballet coach Ryan, storms in. Changed Letter: At new members day at a nudist colony, experienced couple Colin and Brad are setting up a picnic. New couple Wayne and Ryan join later; they must replace the letter P with G. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the talking mirror image of everyone Colin: a perky shoe shine who has brushes on his chest and an electric buffer in his butt Ryan: all the characters in a gay Western. Irish Drinking Song: About knocking over the Christmas tree. Living Scenery: Ryan is James Bond and Colin is his Bond girl; they have been captured and left to die in a fiendish way by Dr. No. They must escape from his snowy alpine hideout and make their way back to the safety of Bond's luxury apartment. Drew and Joanie are the props in the scene. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as they fight for the affection of Joanie.moreless
  • Show No. 501 -- Halloween Show
    10/28/02
    9.2
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Make A Monster: Participating are: Colin: Dr. Frankenstein Greg: his assistant, Igor Ryan: his monster made from the head of John Wayne, legs from a soccer player and a Radio City Rockette, and arms from the robot from Lost In Space. Wayne: the monster's bride, made from the head of Sammy Davis, Jr., the legs of a big chicken, and arms from Muhammad Ali and a woman. Scenes From A Hat: Things you don't want to hear in the dark and what slasher movie villains are really thinking while they're waiting to pop out. Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Curtis Interruptus) Co-Anchor: Greg(Randy Always), a politician filming a smear campaign ad against his opponent, Drew Sports: Wayne, a frat boy doing a series of outrageous dares to impress his friends in the front row Weather: Ryan(Rocky Dooley), the rise and fall of a 1940's boxer. Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos. Helping Hands: Drew goes to see old witch Ryan(with Colin's hands) to have his fortune told and buy some magic potions. Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: All four as a succession of trick-or-treaters coming to the door.moreless
  • Show No. 433
    Show No. 433
    Episode 6
    10/21/02
    9.3
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Questions Only: In an alternative version of The Wizard Of Oz, Dorothy arrives in Munchkin Land where things have taken a turn for the worse. Newsflash: Colin reports from a bodybuilding competition to Ryan and Kathy in the studio. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Naomi, who works for UPS, in '70's disco style with the others dancing behind him; they all wear different colored afro wigs. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin sell various items to cure the bad habit of nail biting. Scenes From A Hat: If lessons in love and sex were taught in the style of Sesame Street, Jeopardy! questions where the Whose Line cast members are the answers and and bad things to say as you're about to kiss her. Hoedown: About police officers; Drew replacing Kathy. Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: All four as if they're all bodybuilders in a high pressure competition.moreless
  • Show No. 425
    Show No. 425
    Episode 5
    10/7/02
    8.5
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Superheroes: Solving the world-wide crisis of a lack of Post-It Notes are: Greg: Delayed-Reaction Man Ryan: Becomes Hysterical Too Easily Girl Colin: The Happy Flasher Wayne: Constantly Run Over By A Car Man.Song Styles: Wayne sings to Ivy, a professional bingo caller, as Michael Jackson in Thriller, with the others as zombies dancing behind him. Multiple Personalities: Ryan, Colin and Greg are washed up on a desert island. The following props in the scene have the following personalities: Binoculars: Jimmy Stewart Knife: Braveheart Canteen: Carol Channing. Funeral: Attending the funeral for Katrina, who died in a freak miniature golf accident, are Greg: Host Colin: Barney, her coach and caddy. Ryan: Quentin, the caretaker at the miniature golf course and a former boyfriend. Each gave a memory and all three sang a tribute song all in one voice. Scenes From A Hat: Unlikely subjects to be the basis for a musical; things you shouldn't do at the last minute; unlikely first lines of medical ads and what's really going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meetings. Irish Drinking Song: About getting pregnant on a date. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew. Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as two teenage brothers talking about why they aren't lucky with the ladies.moreless
  • Show No. 512
    Show No. 512
    Episode 4
    9/30/02
    9.5
    Florence Henderson gets sung to by Wayne(the Brady they didn't tell you about) and Brad; plays a saucy housewife in Dubbing and tried to help Jan--played by Ryan--in Helping Hands. Also, a scene where the letter L is replaced by the letter P. It's a pove(love) scene.
  • Show No. 406
    Show No. 406
    Episode 3
    9/23/02
    9.4
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan. Award Show: Brad and Wayne are hosts of the Frat Boy Award Show; Ryan and Colin are nominees in the audience. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: the 'I've Got A Secret' episode of the South American Jerry Springer Show Colin: a performing seal in a marine park pool playing up to the cameras Ryan: a series of hunting accidents caught on tape. Scenes From A Hat: What life would have been like if your parents were insult comics, what's on TV in Hell, things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies and hit numbers from a musical about breasts. Bartender: Brad serves the drinks for: Wayne: excited about Brad Colin: angry because he got a speeding ticket Ryan: in love with ugly shoes. Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Brad as a Russian gymnastics coach upset with his team of underachievers, with the others as the team.moreless
  • Show No. 509
    Show No. 509
    Episode 2
    9/16/02
    8.9
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a hunky golf pro giving a private lesson to flirtatious Beverly Hills wife Kathy when her elderly husband Wayne arrives on his motor scooter because he suspects they are trying to steal his fortune. Styles: as stand-up comics, a sexy German movie and as really obnoxious drunks. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Katie as a boy band. Scenes From A Hat: Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow; if you used stripper moves to perform mundane tasks; world's worst things to say the first time you see someone naked; strange television shows for Mr. Rogers to make a guest appearance on and disturbing times to make animal noises. Living Scenery: Ryan is Batman and Colin is Robin, they get a call from Commissioner Gordon that Batgirl has been kidnapped; with Wayne and Katie as the props. Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Kathy and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four with Katie as they talk about her after she wins the pageant.moreless
  • Show No. 511
    Show No. 511
    Episode 1
    9/9/02
    9.3
    Seating Order: Wayne, Whoopi, Colin and Ryan.

    Questions Only: All four do a scene on the last night of an international singles cruise. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is the leader of the last few members of a space colony on Mars-Ryan and Whoopi-who are under attack from enemy aliens and are desperately trying to work out a plan. Ryan's lines: 'What is that?' and 'I'm really in the mood.' Whoopi's lines: 'Have you thought this through?' and 'That's impossible.' Props: Wayne and Whoopi vs. Ryan and Colin. Living Scenery: Ryan is trying to impress his girlfriend Colin at the carnival as they try out the rides and play the games; Wayne and Whoopi are the props in the scene. Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is a cold-blooded pirate captain showing new recruit Whoopi how to be a pirate. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Whoopi and Ryan sing the Broadway hit Whenever I Think About Your Pants to Drew.

    Winner: None Credit Reading: All four as rowdy bachelorettes out on the town the night before Whoopi's wedding.moreless
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