Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Season 7

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Episode Guide

  • Show No. 7025
    Show No. 7025
    Episode 25
    5/23/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Questions Only: Kathy and Wayne start in a scene where they are a very passionate couple who stumble across Frankenstein's castle one stormy night. Sound Effects: Bad-tempered Santa Ryan and panicky elf Colin are late loading up the sleigh to start their round of deliveries. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Karen does them for Colin. Weird Newscasters: Reporting are: Anchor: Colin(Dan 'You're Gonna Pay Me Back That Ten' Bucks) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Doody McPherson), a hideous old crone coming on to all of the men. Sports: Wayne, whose body is being controlled by a prankster in the audience. Weather: Ryan(Stormy), a hi-tech thief on a mission to steal the amazingly life-like Kathy Greenwood statue. Scenes From A Hat: If statues could speak, things you don't want to see old people doing and outtakes from the Whose Line soap opera. Helping Hands: Martha Stewart is away and Ryan (using Colin's hands) is her bad-tempered stand-in holding a master for Kathy, giving her tips for the holiday season.

    Winner: None announced Credit Reading: All four as if their bodies were being controlled by a prankster in the audience.moreless
  • Show No. 7024
    Show No. 7024
    Episode 24
    5/16/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Wayne and Ryan are Southern convicts escaping from a chain gang through a swamp when one of them gets stuck in quicksand. Brad is the tough prison guard closing in on them with the help of his tracking dogs. forbidden Motown Group: Wayne, Brad and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Policeman. Sound Effects: Ryan is James Bond and Colin is the 'beautiful girl;' they are tied up in the villain's mountain headquarters moments from a horrible death. They must try to make their escape from the villain and his army of henchmen. Audience member Priscilla does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Linda does them for Colin. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The President. Wayne and Brad sing: Where'd You Get That Cuban? as The Doors Ruckus In The Caucus in disco forbidden Props: Wayne and Brad vs. Drew and Ryan.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Wayne and Brad as two guys in a bar complaining aboue the people who have maid their lives miserable.moreless
  • Show No. 7023
    Show No. 7023
    Episode 23
    5/9/05
    9.5
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are: Anchor: Colin(Noah Sheshaving Mybaby) Co-Anchor: Kathy(Tipsy), a Jerry Springer guest who's been brought on to reveal her shocking secret to her husband Colin Sports: Wayne(Juan Tanamera), a world famous fashion designer training his new models(audience members Pepe, Fredrico, Marzipan and Chablis) how to walk the catwalk Weather: Ryan(Scattered Showers), using everyone else's bodies as his weather maps. Number Of Words: In a deleted scene from Rocky, Rocky(Colin) is being trained by his coach(Ryan). His wife, Adrian(Kathy) is trying to talk him out of fighting. Suddenly, Rocky's tough-talking opponent Apollo(Wayne) enters the gym. Colin-3 words Ryan-5 words Kathy-2 words Ryan-4 words. Action Replay: First scene: With his boss arriving for dinner at any moment, panicky Kathy is struggling to get into her tight outfit while her husband Wayne is frantically trying to fix a burst pipe under the bathroom sink. Second Scene: Using the others movements, but not their dialogue, Ryan and Colin prepare to go on stage. Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are a couple riding donkeys into the Grand Canyon for a romantic overnight camping trip; Wayne and Kathy are the props. Showstopping Number: Ryan and Colin do a scene set in the U. S. Senate; Wayne joins later. World's Worst: Person to be married to; Drew replacing Kathy.

    Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Ryan as a dog obedience trainer and the others as misbehaving pooches.moreless
  • Show No. 7022
    Show No. 7022
    Episode 22
    5/2/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: a panicky frat boy waking up on his wedding day blindfolded, naked and handcuffed to Colin Colin: an incompetent 1940's gangster who bungles a bank robbery and has to make a desperate escape Ryan: a smart-mouthed brat who's been told never to lick the metal plate in Colin's head in winter. Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Fireman. Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a lingerie shop. Scenes From A Hat: Other people Dorothy might have met and what they would have asked the Wizard for, titles of self-help books written by dogs, world's worst person to share an elevator with, what phone sex operators are really doing on the other end of the line, how men can make the most of their time when they are stuck cudding with 'the little woman,' and the last thing Drew Carey thinks before he drifts off to sleep. Hoedown: About your weight; Drew replacing Kathy.

    Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: All four as gushing actors taking curtain calls and thanking their audience.moreless
  • Show No. 7021
    Show No. 7021
    Episode 21
    4/25/05
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: all the characters from Austin Powers Colin: a dunk tank loudmouth unknowingly suspened above a pool of piranha fish Ryan: a series of kids coming to see department store Santa Colin with their Christmas wish lists. Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Nicole, a receptionist, in swing style. Bartender: Participating are: Chip: the bartender Colin: angry about his haircut Ryan: in love with his shoes. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: the entire night's entertainment at a Hawaiian hotel luau Colin: a salty old sea dog who can see amazing sights through people's belly buttons Ryan: a series of tempermental actresses screen testing for a nude love scene with the host. Irish Drinking Song: About a break-up. World's Worst: Person to be leader of the world in a crisis; Drew replacing Chip.

    Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four; Wayne, Chip and Ryan as kids telling department store Santa Colin their Christmas wish lists.moreless
  • Show No. 7020
    Show No. 7020
    Episode 20
    4/18/05
    9.0
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Number Of Words: In a scene from Star Trek, Captain Kirk(Ryan) has been captured by a Klingon(Wayne). Mr. Spock(Brad) and Scotty(Colin) beam down to the planet to rescue them. Ryan: 3 words Wayne: 4 words Brad: 5 words Colin: 2 words. Scenes From A Hat: Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the loud music stops, bad things to say or do to someone with a hairy back, poems about embarassing moments, and the worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading into a commercial. Dubbing: Colin is an explorer who finds Jane(audience member Rachel; voiced by Brad) in the jungle taking Cheetah for a walk and tries to persuade her to return to civilization with him. Suddenly, Tarzan(Ryan) swings in to reclaim her. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of TV Detective And Cop Shows. Wayne and Brad sing: Hey You, Get Off McCloud as the Rolling Stones Ah, Just One More Thing from the Columbo opera the theme to Spritzer and Hutch in burlesque stripper style. Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Drew and Ryan.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four as commuters squeezed together on a packed train.moreless
  • Show No. 7019
    Show No. 7019
    Episode 19
    4/11/05
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: College jock Chip and his nagging girlfriend (Ryan) are lost and scared in the woods and take refuge in a creepy log cabin. Suddenly the razor-gloved disfigured maniac Freddy Kreuger(Wayne) bursts through the window. Styles: competing to see who can do the best Elvis impression, as clips from America's Funniest Home Videos, doing the whole scene backwards and as strippers. Newsflash: Colin reports from a group of heavy-set female dancers to Chip and Ryan in the studio. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: desperate to show off his wrestling skills by challenging all comers to wrestle on stage with him Colin: James Bond on an important mission who has a terrible case of food poisoning Ryan: a series of purebreds competing at a dog show but easily distracted by the crowd. Bartender: Participating are: Chip: the bartender Wayne: celebrating puberty Ryan: thinks he is a princess Colin: mad about his divorce. Hoedown: About having an affair; Drew replacing Ryan(yes, Ryan).

    Winner: Ryan Credit Reading: Chip and Wayne as two window dressers dressing dummies Colin and Ryan as they gossip about their workmates.moreless
  • Show No. 7018
    Show No. 7018
    Episode 18
    4/4/05
    8.6
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene from The Exorcist: Wayne is the possessed daughter, Ryan the distressed mother trying to tie her down to the bed and Greg the priest that comes in. Styles: going forwards and backwards and like West Side Story. Remote Control: Talking about cows are: Greg: Ricki Lake Wayne: a Spanish game show Colin: WWE Smackdown(called 'wrestling smackdown' by Drew) Ryan: The Crocodile Hunter. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Jill, a volleyball coach at a high school in Calabasas, as Cab Calloway. Sound Effects: President Ryan and fighter pilot Colin are watching an Independence Day parade go by when an enormous alien ship appears overhead ready to attack Earth. Scenes From A Hat: If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers; things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone; Whose Line Is It Anyway? in different countries; and things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend. Hoedown: About getting a speeding ticket; Drew replacing Greg.

    Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All four as stripping policemen.moreless
  • Show No. 7017
    Show No. 7017
    Episode 17
    3/28/05
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: During a foxhunt, the Lady of the Manor, Kathy, accidently shoots sexy stable boy Ryan. As she is removing the buck shot from his rear end, her dashing jealous fiancee, Lord Wayne, rides in with the horses and hounds. Styles: as Vegas magicians, a horr-or movie, as catalog models and as a dominatrix and her clients. Dubbing: In a 1930's speakeasy, mobster Colin starts hitting on audience member Megan (whose voice is provided by Wayne), the sexy nightclub entertainer, when her boyfriend, rival mobster Ryan, breaks in. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to take off your pants, weird things to time, and unfortunate moments to become nauseous. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of Paris. Wayne sings: My Tower Is An Eiffelas Aerosmith 50 Ways To Louvre Your Lover in Greek style. Foreign Film Dub. Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) act out a scene from the Japanese film Ramen Aplenty.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne and Kathy as parents coaching their toddlers Colin and Ryan into taking their first steps.moreless
  • Show No. 7016
    Show No. 7016
    Episode 16
    3/21/05
    9.5
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Kathy must choose from: Wayne: a Mission: Impossible agent lowering himself into a room to retrieve secret microfilm from Colin and Ryan's pants pockets Colin: having passionate secret affairs with Wayne and Ryan's shoes but must choose between them Ryan: a comedian who is bound and strapped to a time bomb that counts down whenever the audience isn't laughing. Really Bad Hangover: Colin and Kathy are a couple getting up in the morning, but they have a really bad hangover, so all the noises are amplified. Ryan and Wayne make the noises. Scenes From A Hat: Bad songs to sing while making love, the last thing you would expect to come out of your grandmother's mouth, adults who are still experiencing the 'terrible twos' and unusual acts perfomed on talent night at the convent. Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do a scene called 'one day in the trailer park.' Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Circus. Wayne sings: PPPPPPPPmmmmmmmmm(Elephant Trumpeting) in Hawaiian style Lion Of Love as Fats Domino. Foreign Film Dub: Kathy(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) do a scene from the Ukranian action film Action In The Ukraine.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin as he tells Ryan's shoe about the great future they are going to have together.moreless
  • Show No. 7015
    Show No. 7015
    Episode 15
    3/14/05
    8.5
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Questionable Impressions: All four do a scene set in a police station. Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Bill, a liquor clerk, as R.E.M. Sound Effects: Farmer Ryan and his wife Colin are rounding up their animals because of an approaching storm when they are amazed to see a UFO landing. Audience member Giselle does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Jenny does them for Colin. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Las Vegas. Wayne and Brad sing: I Lost My Wife On A Pair Of Threes in 'modern Calypso' style Watered-Down Drinks in Russian style. Hoedown: About doctors; Drew replacing Brad.

    Winner: Brad Credit Reading: All four as they play the drums.moreless
  • Show No. 7014
    Show No. 7014
    Episode 14
    3/7/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin, and Ryan.

    Number Of Words: The following do a scene from The Mummy: Jeff: an Egyptian guide(four words) Colin: a feisty female archeologist(two words) Wayne: the evil mummy who is released after they open his tomb(three words) Ryan: a dashing adventurer who comes to rescue them(five words) Duet: Wayne and Jeff sing to Angela, a yoga instructor, as the Rat Pack. Infomercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial about a new stop-snoring aid. Scenes From A Hat: Foreign remakes of American TV shows; ads where the product and the don't match; and inoffensive words that immature people are prone to snicker at. Bartender: Wayne pours the drinks for: Jeff: in love with dogs Colin: angry that his pogo stick broke Ryan: has a problem with being colorblind. Props: Jeff and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Wayne as Ryan and Jeff hold his arms and Colin tickles his butt.moreless
  • Show No. 7013
    Show No. 7013
    Episode 13
    2/28/05
    8.8
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin, and Ryan.

    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Hunky plumber Ryan is finishing up installing a new shower when frisky housewife Kathy insists on testing it. Kathy's outraged mother, Wayne, makes a dramatic entrance. Styles: like fast-talking gangsters from a 40's film noir, like they have giant butts, and like a violent, slow-motion shoot-out. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing 'I Can't Stop Thinking About Your Pants' to audience member Gillian. Scenes From A Hat: What the Queen of England is really saying to the people in the greeting line; what Lassie was really trying to tell everyone; people you wouldn't want to go on an intergalactic flight with; if adults settled disputes the way kids do; and if songs were written about life's most embarassing moments. Helping Hands: Kathy has gone to visit her Austrian penpal(Ryan with Colin's hands) and he wants to impress her by taking her out on a romantic Alpine picnic. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

    Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Wayne and Kathy as a couple looking at puppies in a pet shop window and Ryan and Colin act as puppies trying to get them to take them home.moreless
  • Show No. 7012
    Show No. 7012
    Episode 12
    2/21/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: the hyenas from The Lion King Colin: a touchy French-Canadian teen who gets increasingly aggressive at people who laugh at him Ryan: a smooth, upbeat lounge singer on a cruise liner just before disaster strikes. Sound Effects: Indiana Jones(Ryan) and his sassy female sidekick(Colin) are on a dangerous quest for lost treasure. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Colin and audience member Michelle does them for Ryan. Motown Group: Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing the Motown song Do The Park(Forest) Ranger. Helping Hands: Married man Ryan(with Colin's hands) has invited his secretary Kathy out for lunch so he can propositon her. Foreign Film Dub: Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) do a scene from the Italian action film Killer Spaghetti.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Ryan as a lounge singer going down with the Titanic.moreless
  • Show No. 7011
    Show No. 7011
    Episode 11
    2/21/05
    9.0
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of no more shaving cream are: Greg: Not Hot But Spicy Man Ryan: Ridicules People Behind Their Back Boy Colin: Captain Panic Wayne: Malfunctioning Robot Doctor. Hey You Down There: Greg narrates a 1950's public information film about training to be a fireman; Ryan and Colin act it out. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a vampire bat who flies into the bedroom of mouthy college girl Wayne who is showering and getting ready for a date. After Ryan is transformed into Count Dracula, Prof. Van Helsing(Greg) kicks down the door to confront him. Styles: Like a cheesy sitcom(Ryan is the vampire pretending he's gay), like they are incredibly nearsighted and like Riverdancers with hiccups. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin, Ryan and Wayne are three soldiers caught in a foxhole under enemy fire. Wayne's lines: 'Is that what I think it is?' and 'I don't think so.' Ryan's lines: 'Do you want a piece of this?' and 'You remind me of my mother when you do that.' Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene from Jurassic Park. Foreign Film Dub: Wayne(translated by Colin) and Drew(translated by Ryan) do a scene from the Swahili horror film I Think The Mountain Moved.

    Winner: Greg Credit Reading: Colin as a psychopathing male flight attendant with an anger management thong and the others as his annoying passengers.moreless
  • Show No. 7010
    Show No. 7010
    Episode 10
    2/14/05
    9.1
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.
    Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is an Old West engineer driving a train carrying gold bullion, Wayne is a bandit riding up to rob it and Greg is the whip-wielding Southern owner of the train who comes in to save the day.
    : Like a Hong Kong action film where they're doing their own subtitles and with as much sexual innuendo as they can.
    Scenes From A Hat: Bad times to be distracted by a beautiful woman, making mundane instructions sound sexy, what President Bush does in the Oval Office when he's all by himself and things you can say about the food you eat, but not your girlfriend.
    African Chant: Wayne(backed by the others) sings an African chant to dance teacher Julia.
    Sound Effects: James Bond(Ryan) and his beautiful accompice, Tiffany(Colin) are settling down for a romantic encounter in an Alpine chalet when they're surprised by enemy agents. Audience member Lola does the sfx for Colin and audience member Mimi does them for Ryan.
    Fashion Models: Greg is the MC for a fashion show for sewer workers; the others are the models.
    Winner: None
    Credit Reading: All four as the Village People reading them faster and faster and faster.moreless
  • Show No. 7009
    Show No. 7009
    Episode 9
    2/14/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from: Wayne: a cheesy Mexican troubadour who sings unbelievably insulting songs about the people he serenades Colin: a panicking Dutch peasant who thinks the openings in people's faces are leaky holes in a dyke Ryan: the recently out-of-ohe-closet Robin Hood selecting his band of Merry Men & taking them to rob the rich Whose Line: With an angry French mob benath the window, King Louis XVI(Ryan) and his panicking Austrian wife Marie Antoinette(Colin) must escape or face the guillotine. Colin's line: 'Get your eyeballs out of my cleavage!' Ryan's lines: 'You are the weakest link. Goodbye!' and' Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Scenes From A Hat: If a Fear Factor episode was done for celebrities, the world's dumbest criminals being caught in the act, slogans on T-Shirts worn by George W. Bush and what you think your fellow cast memebers should title their autobiographies. Song Titles: All four do a scene set in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office. Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne, and Colin sing a doo-wop song about Janet, who died tragically in a freak Tae-Bo accident. Props: Wayne & Colin vs. Drew & Ryan.

    Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four as a bobsled team arguing while they're bobsledding.moreless
  • Show No. 7008
    Show No. 7008
    Episode 8
    2/7/05
    9.4
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Chip has to choose from: Wayne: a mean female wrestler who recieves a valentine and is desperate to find her secret admirer Colin: a mad Headless Horesman looking for a hideous head to replace his own Ryan: a mischievous gargoyle at the top of Notre Dame Cathedral who keeps coming alive to cause trouble. Film, TV and Theater Styles: Colin is a distraught bride and Wayne is her angry mother. They come to fashion designer Ryan on the morning of the wedding because the dress doesn't fit. Styles: MacGyver, soap opera, psychic network, WWF, Crocodile Hunter and Antique Roadshow. Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne and Colin do a doo-wop song about Erica, who died in a tragic gene splicing accident. Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Lunch Lady. Wayne and Chip(not Brad) sing: Aprons, Hairnets and Knee-Highs in hillbilly style Don't Want Your Milk! in punk style. Props: Wayne and Chip vs. Drew and Ryan.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Colin as the Headless Horseman and Ryan as his new head.moreless
  • Show No. 7007
    Show No. 7007
    Episode 7
    2/7/05
    9.2
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Superheroes: Trying to solve the crisis of the studio being too cold are: Brad: Cottage Cheese Man Ryan: The Narrowly Escapes Death Kid Colin: Captain Salmon Wayne: Caught In A Wind Tunnel Boy. If You Know What I Mean: Brad, Colin, and later, Ryan, are three supermarket employees working the night shift; using euphanisims and cliches. All In One Voice: Singing The First Time We Swam are: Wayne and Colin as Lucy Ricardo Brad and Ryan as Ricky Ricardo. Each pair much sing in one voice. Film Dub: All four are a team of suit salesmen trying to make a sale. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two nervous World War II paratroopers about to leave on a mission to parachute into occupied France. Audience member Veena does the sfx for Colin and audience member Kathy does them for Ryan. Scenes From A Hat: The curriculum at Hillbilly University, 'I didn't know the mic was on' and nightly bedside prayers of Whose Line cast members. Props: Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four like they really are freezing to death.moreless
  • Show No. 711
    Show No. 711
    Episode 6
    1/31/05
    9.7
    Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: a tempermental queen bee gathering nectar from people's faces Colin: a 'born-to-be-wild' biker chick going from guy to guy to find a new stud to ride behind Ryan: is having an entire relationship with the stool Colin is sitting on. Whose Line: Indiana Jones(Ryan) and his feisty female companion(Colin) are trapped in a snake-infested Egyptian tomb and their torches are about to go out. Colin's lines: 'Let me strip for you, big boy' and 'Rub my rump and call me Lewis.' Ryan's lines: 'You are one ugly woman' and 'Time to make a booty call.' Dead Bodies: In the following scene, Ryan and audience member Kelsey are all dead, Kathy joins later and dies, and Colin tries to keep the scene going: Bosley(Ryan) is being held captive by a beautiful villainess(Kelsey), who is torturing him with sexual seduction, when one of Charlie's Angels(Kathy) bursts in to rescue him. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fast Food Worker. Wayne sings: You're My Happy Meal And I'm Your Big Mac in dixieland style Fast Foodas Ice-T. Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Ryan and Drew.

    Winner: Kathy Credit Reading: Ryan, pretending it's later in life and his relationship with the stool is on the rocks.moreless
  • Show No. 7005
    Show No. 7005
    Episode 5
    1/31/05
    9.2
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
    Song Titles: All four do a scene at an office Christmas party that is in full swing.
    Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is leading two passengers, Wayne and Ryan, to safety on the cap S. S. Poseidon.
    Wayne's lines: 'I'm right behind you' and 'What about me?'
    Ryan's lines: 'What did you say?' and 'Hey, lighten up.'
    Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Lily, a crossing guard, as the Backstreet Boys.
    Action Replay: Wayne and Chip are two campers getting dressed in the morning and discover that insects have crawled in their clothes; Colin and Ryan do a scene with their movments, but do not hear the dialogue.
    Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Pregnancy. Wayne and Chip sing:
    No, You Don't Look Fat as The Clash
    You Wanna Cut The Cord? in reggae
    Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne and Ryan do a doo-wop song about Lola, who died in a tragic golfing accident.
    Winner: None
    Credit Reading: All four as if they're schoolkids jumping rope.moreless
  • Show No. 7004
    Show No. 7004
    Episode 4
    1/24/05
    9.3
    Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.
    Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
    Anchor: Colin(Lars Ofthe Redhotlovers)
    Co-Anchor: Chip, the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz who was given an overactive libido instead of courage
    Sports: Wayne(Ooog), a desperate caveman looking for food, a warm cave and a mate
    Weather: Ryan, becomes extremely nervous when he suddenly discovers its the first day of 'Ryan hunting season.'
    Duet: Wayne and Chip sing a gospel song to Mira, a first-grade Hebrew teacher.
    Whose Line: Moments before sunrise, Buffy the Vampire Slayer(Colin) has come to kill Count Dracula(Ryan) as he is draining the last drops of blood from his latest victim.
    Colin's lines: 'Grab the handle, Stella, and give it a yank' and 'Hoochie Mama's comin' home.'
    Ryan's lines: 'Your fanny is a masterpiece' and 'Who let the dogs out?'
    Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of Rome. Wayne and Chip sing:
    Pizza Heck Outta Me as the Brady Bunch kids
    My Tower Is Leaning in romantic '60's rhythm and blues br /> Irish Drinking Song: About falling out of a car.
    Winner: All four
    Credit Reading: All four as trash-talking basketball players.moreless
  • Show No. 7003
    Show No. 7003
    Episode 3
    1/24/05
    9.6
    Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Award Show: Greg and Wayne are the hosts of the bitter divorce award show; Ryan and Colin are nominees/winners. Press Conference: Participating in a press conference are: Colin: Noah, announcing he's eaten all the animals on the ark Ryan: Bill Phillips Greg: Barney Weinblatt, World Wildlife Federation News Wayne: Manuel Smith, The Daily Conquistador. Informercial: Ryan and Colin do an infomercial about stopping drinking. Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two Musketeers, who are with their French-speaking third Musketeer. They're getting ready to ride off to a heavily guarded castle to spring the Man in the Iron Mask from the dungeon. Audience member Lynn does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Mary does them for Colin. Irish Drinking Song: About a first car. Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Colin and Ryan.

    Winner: Greg Credit Reading: All for as if they're in a Jimmy Stewart sound-a-like convention.moreless
  • Show No. 7002
    Show No. 7002
    Episode 2
    1/17/05
    9.6
    Seating Order: Wayne. Kathy, Colin and Ryan.

    Let's Make A Date: Kathy has to choose from: Wayne: Uncle Ernie who's drinking too much and is about to ruin his niece Colin's wedding reception Colin: a heroic frog leading 'the Great Escape' of all the frogs from a French restaurant Ryan: has founded a cult that worships Colin and he lives his life by Colin's example. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is a tough SWAT team commander with his two agents Ryan and Wayne. They must infiltrate the building where terrorists have taken over. Wayne can only say: 'Is this it?' and 'I wanna go first.' Ryan can only say: 'Should I be doing this?' and 'What's the point of that?' Film Dub: Ryan, Colin and Kathy do the following scene: A couple visits a Mexican-themed restaurant. Sound Effects: Clark Kent(Ryan) is having an intimate evening with Lois Lane(Colin) when he gets the message that supervillain Lex Luthor is terrorizing New York with a series of disasters. Audience member Sharon does the sfx for Colin and audience member Karen does them for Ryan. Showstopping Number: Colin and Ryan do a scene set at a bank; Wayne joins them later. Themed Restaurant: Drew and Kathy have lunch at a Western-themed restaurant, Ryan and Colin are their waiters.

    Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Colin as a field reporter with the others as lizards running behind him.moreless
  • Show No. 7001
    Show No. 7001
    Episode 1
    1/17/05
    9.6
    Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.

    Superheroes: Trying to solve the world wide crisis of no ceramic are: Brad: Tom Arnold Ryan: Guy Who Channels The Spirits Of Farm Animals Colin: Captain Streaker Wayne: Man Who Imitates Everyone While Under Caffeine. Film Dub: All four do one day at the doctor's office. Infomercial: Colin and Ryan do an infomercial about improving body odor. Party Quirks: Brad hosts: Wayne: a high-energy android who keeps running out of power & recharges by kissing someone's head Colin: a fiery male Russian ballet dancer upset at having to perform with a substandard female cast Ryan: a series of the world's dumbest criminals caught on tape. Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The President Wayne and Brad sing: That White House Is Big as the Talking Heads I'm Lyin', He's Lyin', We're All Lyin' in swing style. Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew and Ryan sing When I Touch Your Kangaroo to audience member Jodie, a student from Australia.

    Winner: Colin Credit Reading: Ryan and Colin as the world's dumbest criminals.moreless
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