Drew: You know, we get a lot of people asking us 'How can I be one of the cast members on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Well, here's what you do: Take a naked Polaroid of yourself, send it to 'I Want To Be On Whose Line?', care of Whose Line?
Chip: That's how I got on.
Colin: (in Narrate) Several emotions ran across my face: fear, happiness, sadness. I knew I was going for an Emmy and yet would never get one. Man!
Colin: (in Weird Newscasters, after Wayne's bit) This just in, it's still not really a sport.
Chip: (his Hoedown)
Once I got a blind date, I really liked her smile
He was really tall, though, his name was Ryan Stiles
I went right on through it, that date was pretty rough
Sure, it was a blind date, but I wasn't blind enough!
Colin: (putting the spring thing on Ryan's chest) Squeeze until the hairs are seized, then very gently...rip!!
Colin: (during Infomercial) We've come up with a hair removal process that will make you 10 times sexier than anyone with lots of hair and a big nose.
Drew: 1000 points to everybody. 10,000 points to Ryan. I'm sorry I called you a freak.
(audience aw's, Ryan makes monkey sounds)
Drew: You're not a freak, your my friend. I shouldn't have called you a freak on national TV.
(audience aw's and applauds)
Drew: I love you.
Ryan: All right, good enough.
Wayne: A very special Whose Line Is It Anyway?.
Drew: I did. I felt bad the whole scene because I called him a freak.
Ryan: I felt great when I was doing that monkey thing.
Colin: (during Weird Newscasters) An entire cult of dead...killer bees were found dead. They are thought to have committed insecticide.
Wayne and Chip: Doo-doo-doo-doo! I have no hair!
Drew: We interrupt this show for this special announcement: Doo-doo-doo-doo! I have no hair.
Colin: You'd listen if people did that, though.
Drew: I sure would. I wish people had to make every announcement about their shortcomings like that. Doo-doo-doo-doo! Ryan's shoes are too loud!
Colin: (in Infomercial) I have no hair!
Ryan: One of us has a lot of hair, the other has some hair.
Colin: Because the chicks love it.
(in Weird Newscasters)
Ryan: Eeehh!!! You each get a thousand points. Let's move on to Party Quirks.
Drew: I can take it. Doesn't bother me. Tall, big nosed freak, ya.
Note at the end of 3HBS how both Drew and Ryan sing "more". Drew was going for "anymore" as one word, like "blowhole" was in the killer whale song; while Ryan went to "more" as one word.
Kim, from 3HBS, looks like the lightbulb saleslady that Brad and Wayne sang a Jewish wedding song in Duet during the previous season. They even have the same name.
Ryan pretending to be a monkey during Weird Newscasters is one of the clips used during Newsflash's collage of Ryan in Episode 174.
According to ABC MediaNet, this episode was originally scheduled to air Feb. 8, 2001.
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