Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Season 5 Episode 2

Show No. 509

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Sep 16, 2002 on The CW
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Episode Summary

Show No. 509
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan. Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: Ryan is a hunky golf pro giving a private lesson to flirtatious Beverly Hills wife Kathy when her elderly husband Wayne arrives on his motor scooter because he suspects they are trying to steal his fortune. Styles: as stand-up comics, a sexy German movie and as really obnoxious drunks. Song Styles: Wayne sings to Katie as a boy band. Scenes From A Hat: Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow; if you used stripper moves to perform mundane tasks; world's worst things to say the first time you see someone naked; strange television shows for Mr. Rogers to make a guest appearance on and disturbing times to make animal noises. Living Scenery: Ryan is Batman and Colin is Robin, they get a call from Commissioner Gordon that Batgirl has been kidnapped; with Wayne and Katie as the props. Props: Wayne and Drew vs. Kathy and Ryan. Winner: Colin Credit Reading: All four with Katie as they talk about her after she wins the pageant.moreless

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Drew Carey

Drew Carey


Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles


Wayne Brady

Wayne Brady

Featured Guest [Season 1], Regular [Seasons 2-7]

Laura Hall

Laura Hall


Colin Mochrie

Colin Mochrie


Linda Taylor

Linda Taylor

Musician [Season 2-6]

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (2)

  • QUOTES (10)

    • Drew: I'm Drew Carey and I feel pretty, oh, so pretty.

    • (after Living Scenery)
      Drew: So, what was was that like, sliding down Miss America? Fun?
      Colin: Better than playing Wayne as a fiddle.
      Wayne: So says you. (laughter) 'Dear Diary, today I became a man.'

    • (after Hollywood Director)
      Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan!
      Kathy: Yeah!
      Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him.
      Drew: That's 'cause you like to kiss him.
      Ryan: It's gotta be on the show.

    • (SFAH, Mr. Rogers appearances)
      Wayne: All right, Apollo, give it up for Mr. Rogers!!!
      Ryan: Well, yes, I'd have to say that is my final answer.
      Kathy: I'm Britney Spears from Las Vegas, and I'm gonna do my curtain call with my good friend Mr. Rogers!
      Ryan: Well, I'm gonna have to vote out Billy.

    • (SFAH, unusual things to borrow from a neighbor)
      Kathy: Suzanne, I need to borrow your husband.
      Colin: Hi. I need some monkey testicles and a cola.

    • Colin: (in Director, after the sexy German movie didn't work) Well, it was German.

    • Wayne: (in Song Styles, introducing the boy band)
      I'm T.K.
      I'm B.J.
      I'm J.J.
      And I'm O.K.

    • Drew: The points are just like your laserdisc player.

    • (during Hollywood Director, stand-up comics)
      Wayne: She's red on top but you ought to see her greens.
      Ryan: Boo! We've heard it! You suck!
      Wayne: Well. you have fun at her 18th hole.
      Colin: You know, we are owned by Disney.

    • Colin: (in Director) As Rodgers and Hammerstein said, 'The hills are alive with the sound of crap!'

  • NOTES (2)


    • Colin Mochrie: "By the way, nice Moms Mabley!"
      During Hollywood Director, Colin throws this reference pulled from seemingly out of nowhere to Wayne. Jackie 'Moms' Mabley was one the most successful entertainers of the black vaudeville stage circuit. Despite living to 81, she only ever appeared in 5 films and a handful of TV shows, though.