Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin, and Ryan.
Questions Only: All four act out passions erupting at a luxury beach resort. Wayne(backed by Colin) and Kathy(backed by Ryan) start.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
Anchor: Colin(Gourd Bless America)
Co-Anchor: Kathy, a clueless teenage Whose Line? groupie who has made it onto the show
Sports: Wayne(Don), the dancing host of Soul Train gradually morphing into a goofy white guy then back again
Weather: Ryan(Spikey), a Vegas stage magician who only knows silly 'dad' tricks but performs them as if he's David Copperfield.
Irish Drinking Song: About graduation.
Scenes From A Hat: Disturbing things to hear someone yell out during sex; odd things to say using a sexy voice; bad moments for a woman's water to break; and when a passionate kiss is completely out of line.
World's Worst: Person to share an office with; Drew replacing Wayne.
Credit Reading: Wayne as a girl who thinks Kathy has taken her man Colin and starts a catfight with her. Ryan is another girlfriend trying to break it up.