Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Season 7 Episode 9

Show No. 7009

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Feb 14, 2005 on The CW
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Episode Summary

Show No. 7009
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.

Let's Make A Date: Chip must choose from: Wayne: a cheesy Mexican troubadour who sings unbelievably insulting songs about the people he serenades Colin: a panicking Dutch peasant who thinks the openings in people's faces are leaky holes in a dyke Ryan: the recently out-of-ohe-closet Robin Hood selecting his band of Merry Men & taking them to rob the rich Whose Line: With an angry French mob benath the window, King Louis XVI(Ryan) and his panicking Austrian wife Marie Antoinette(Colin) must escape or face the guillotine. Colin's line: 'Get your eyeballs out of my cleavage!' Ryan's lines: 'You are the weakest link. Goodbye!' and' Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Scenes From A Hat: If a Fear Factor episode was done for celebrities, the world's dumbest criminals being caught in the act, slogans on T-Shirts worn by George W. Bush and what you think your fellow cast memebers should title their autobiographies. Song Titles: All four do a scene set in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office. Doo Wop: Chip, Wayne, and Colin sing a doo-wop song about Janet, who died tragically in a freak Tae-Bo accident. Props: Wayne & Colin vs. Drew & Ryan.

Winner: Chip Credit Reading: All four as a bobsled team arguing while they're bobsledding.moreless

Who was the Episode MVP ?

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    Drew Carey

    Drew Carey


    Ryan Stiles

    Ryan Stiles


    Wayne Brady

    Wayne Brady

    Featured Guest [Season 1], Regular [Seasons 2-7]

    Laura Hall

    Laura Hall


    Colin Mochrie

    Colin Mochrie


    Charles Esten

    Charles Esten

    Featured Guest [Season 2-7]

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (3)

    • QUOTES (5)

      • Drew: The points are just like your chiropractor's medical degree.

      • (in Song Titles)
        Colin: What's New, Pussycat?
        Ryan: I've Got A Feeling.
        Colin: Feelings.
        Ryan: One.
        Colin: What's The Buzz? Tell me what's a-happening.
        Ryan: Nowhere Man.
        Colin: Really? That sucks. (buzz, audience laughter)
        Ryan: (singing) Really, that sucks...
        Chip: (singing) Really, that su-ucks...

        Chip: I'm Turning Japanese.
        Wayne: Bad.
        Chip: I Write The Songs.
        Wayne: Sing. Sing a song.
        Chip: Hang On, Sloopy.
        Wayne: I'm the Piano Man.
        Chip: Wanna Be Startin' Something?
        Wayne: (after a long pause) No.

      • Drew: For my next trick, I'll need a female from the audience and about 20 minutes.
        Colin: (laughing) 20 minutes.
        Chip: (laughing) Female.

      • Chip: (SFAH, Bush t-shirts) I won. Get over it.

      • Chip: (SFAH, dumb criminals) All right, this is a stickup! Does anybody have a gun I can use?

    • NOTES (4)

      • Interesting. Colin's Bachelor description for Let's Make A Date uses the spelling dyke. The accepted American spelling of the word is dike, although dyke is the original spelling.

      • Let's Make A Date in this game is one of those instances where each Bachelor only has one cycle through, as opposed to 2.

      • As Drew pointed out, Colin did take his finger that had been in Ryan's ear and stick it in Wayne's mouth. He then puts the same finger back into Ryan's ear!

      • Colin only has 1 "line" read during the game of Whose Line in this episode.

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Ryan Stiles: "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
        This is a line from "Everybody Have Fun Tonight," a song by the group, Wang Chung.