Hollywood Director: Colin directs the following scene: College jock Chip and his nagging girlfriend (Ryan) are lost and scared in the woods and take refuge in a creepy log cabin. Suddenly the razor-gloved disfigured maniac Freddy Kreuger(Wayne) bursts through the window. Styles: competing to see who can do the best Elvis impression, as clips from America's Funniest Home Videos, doing the whole scene backwards and as strippers. Newsflash: Colin reports from a group of heavy-set female dancers to Chip and Ryan in the studio. Party Quirks: Chip hosts: Wayne: desperate to show off his wrestling skills by challenging all comers to wrestle on stage with him Colin: James Bond on an important mission who has a terrible case of food poisoning Ryan: a series of purebreds competing at a dog show but easily distracted by the crowd. Bartender: Participating are: Chip: the bartender Wayne: celebrating puberty Ryan: thinks he is a princess Colin: mad about his divorce. Hoedown: About having an affair; Drew replacing Ryan(yes, Ryan).
Winner: Ryan Credit Reading: Chip and Wayne as two window dressers dressing dummies Colin and Ryan as they gossip about their workmates.moreless
 Drew Carey |
Host/Regular |
 Ryan Stiles |
Regular |
 Wayne Brady |
Featured Guest [Season 1], Regular [Seasons 2-7] |
Laura Hall |
Musician |
Colin Mochrie |
Regular |
 Charles Esten |
Featured Guest [Season 2-7] |
Cece Worrall-Rubin |
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Recurring Role |
Charles Esten |
Featured Guest |
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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions
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TRIVIA (4)
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At the beginning, when the guys get up to do Hollywood Director, Wayne's battery pack falls off his pants.
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Drew has a talking picture frame containing a photo of himself in this show. With prerecorded lines that award the points between games, this is reminiscent of the microcassette recorder he was using in Show No. 414 to award 1,000 points for each game.
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Someone in the audience makes the incredibly bizarre suggestion of "Slept with a bear!" in reply to Drew's question of something to keep secret as the topic for Hoedown.
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During Colin's verse in the Affair Hoedown, you can see Ryan swaying back and forth. According to taping reports, he originally participated in two Affair Hoedowns. A third Affair Hoedown was played, with Chip ending. That one is where Wayne and Chip's verses came from. Colin's verse obviously came from a playing Ryan was in.
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QUOTES (5)
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Chip: (at the beginning of Party Quirks) No, dude, it's an easy game. You get a bunch of beers, you watch a show, and every time they crack on the bald guy, you drink.
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(in News Flash)
Chip: Well, Colin, you really get around, Colin, and when you do get around, you get around, Colin.
Colin: Oh! To quote the Beach Boys, 'I get around.'
Ryan: Colin, how did this all start?
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Wayne: (his affair Hoedown)
I'm having an affair, stepping out on my spouse
Late night calls, and running from my house
This affair has got me, it's hold on me is mighty
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Colin: (in Hollywood Director) I haven't seen that much crap since I filmed that horse laxative commercial!
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Chip: (his Hoedown)
My wife caught me with a prostitute
She came into the room and she began to shoot
And then she went and yelled all around the town
'I know there's more prostitutes, I guess that's one ho down'
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NOTES (2)
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Why would Drew say Freddy Kruger jumps through the window in a cabin in the woods? This seems more Jason Voorhees. And Freddy only comes after you in dreams.
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Ryan Stiles sits behind Drew's desk for the first time, resulting in the second ever "Ryanless Hoedown" (UK Version included).
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