Wildboyz Season 2 Episode 3

Chris: A lot of people think blood isn't a dairy food, but it is, it come's from a cow.

Chris: What are you doing, Wee Man?
Wee Man: I'm rubbing his horn.
Steve-O: Wee-man, there's another one and it's the softest one of them all.

Steve-O: (about black rhinos) James explained to us, they kill people because they think people are going to hurt them. So maybe if we can get close enough to give a massage, it'll know that we don't wanna hurt it, and then maybe he'll stop killing people

Chris: Of all the crapholes I've been in my life, this elephant toilet takes the cake.
Steve-O: The Wildboyz are no stranger to poo!
Chris: How 'bout you?

Steve-O: Oh yeah dude, that's total booze man. I'm gonna cry, The Samburus are my people man! I love you man (hugs a native)

Steve-O: Oh man, ok, this is the honey beer ... there's bees in here.
Bonface (Samburu warrior): The bees... you see, since you are Samburu morans
Chris and Steve-O: (laughing) Samburu morons!
Steve-O: I'll drink to that!

Steve-O: Is it just me or is that blade getting a little duller?

Steve-O: This is the most wildery barbershop I've ever been to. Something tells me this is gonna suck, huh?