Wildboyz Season 1 Episode 1

Chris: Sometimes mens mere presence can spoil a baboons erection in a matter of seconds.

Chris: So today we had a bunch of dolphins getting haunted down by great white sharks. At the same time hundreds of kamikaze seagulls tried to stab the dolphins with their beaks, and like three whales trying to eat everybody. Its a jungle out there and we're parsing it.

Chris: I don't know what I hate more about this... the cold, the shark, or the male nudity.

Chris: There's a shark in this water, we'd better get the hell off this boat.

Steve-O: We're going out on the White Swallow.

Steve-O: All these seals are doing is waiting to die in the jaws of a great white shark.
Chris: So we're going to go swim with them? So stupid.
Steve-O: This is the world's dumbest place to swim.
Chris: And we don't even like seals.
Steve-O: We hate cold water.

Steve-O: Chris, what's that called?
Chris: It's called a kudu. What is that Steve-O?
Steve-O: It's kudu doo-doo.