Jack: So, where's this baby going to live?
Will: Well, you know in my office in a file folder. Under "O" for offspring....here with us! What do you think?
Jack: Huh...(Quickly and quietly) Well isn't that all cozy, one big happy family.
Will: What's wrong with you?
Jack: Is this because I'm gay You feel you failed somehow and now you need to get a new baby and start all over again?
Will: I'm gay And you're not my baby.
Jack: It's just that...(in whiny voice) It's just that the new baby's gonna come and he's gonna be cuter than I am, and younger than I am, and it's gonna have a better job than I do...
Will: Well sure, but we'll still love you.
Jack: (quietly) I don't know, it all sounds kinda crazy.
Will: We'll still pay for you.
Jack: (excited) Yay! We're having a baby!