Malcolm: Buddy, you made a big mistake telling Karen about Stan. Thank God she thought you were joking. If you pull that one more time, you are going to be majorly assassinated.
Will: "Majorly assassinated"?
Malcolm: Wicked assassinated?
Will: Oh, for God's sake. This isn't about Stan anymore. There's no danger. You just want to sleep with Karen!
Malcolm: Gosh, I just wanted to hold hands, but do you think she'll go all the way? I know I've overstated the danger to you. I want to keep Stan underground for a while longer to see if I have a future with his wife.
Will: A future? You just met her! I've known her eight years and I just found out she has fish feet!