Will & Grace

Season 8 Episode 1

Alive And Schticking

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 29, 2005 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jack: I, um, do not have a G.R.I., glitter-related injury...It's something much more hideous.
      (He removes eye patch revealing that he has no right eyebrow.)
      Grace: What happened to your eyebrow?!
      Jack: Funny you should ask. During the fire, I sing'd it off.
      Grace: You mean 'singed'.
      Jack: No, actually, I mean sing'd. As the set burned around me, I refused to stop singing my patriotic finale, "You're a Grand Old Fag". When I went to salute, I didn't realize my sleeve was on fire...