Will & Grace

Season 2 Episode 19

An Affair To Forget

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Apr 18, 2000 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Grace: Karen, what are you doing here?
      Karen: I was just out for a walk.
      Grace: You don't walk.
      Karen: I mean, I was out getting a snack.
      Grace: You don't eat solid food.
      Karen: I love you.
      Grace: Oh, Stan's mother is in town.
      Karen: My God, that woman is evil! I'm miserable in my own home! She's irresponsible, she's lazy, she drinks. And she always makes fun of what I wear! I mean, what do you say to someone like that?!

    • Jack: I'm a freak, an aberration, a man that gets turned on by...
      Looks grossed out...women.

    • Ellen: Now, I'm gonna grind you like a fresh cup of coffee!

    • Grace: (About Jack) Well, he couldn't be straight, so, what, now he's a lesbian?

    • Karen: Speaking of half women, I got to get back to Stan's mother. (To Carla) Oh, wait, hey, say! Come on. Come with me. We'll scare the crap out of her, and we'll get you $1,000 closer to your snippety doo-dah day. Come on.

    • Jack: Will, something really bad happened. I got, uh ... I got ... (Whispering) excited.
      Will: You mean, excited like "I want to wear what she's wearing" excited?
      Jack: No! Excited the way the 3 of the 4 Baldwins and one of the 2 Quaids get me excited.
      Will: Oh, my God. It's finally happened. You've gotten so gay, you've looped around to straight again.

    • Jack: I know! A progressive spa party. Yeah. We'll go from one lovely bachelor's pad to the next. And at each place we'll do a different treatment. A steam facial here, a deep pore cleansing there ... And then - Knock, knock, hello, seaweed wrap? Yes. Come on in.
      Will: That is the gayest thing I've ever heard.

    • Jack: Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together, he would've given them both penises.
      Will: I believe I heard Pope Ru Paul II say that.

    • Jack: You're a Carl?
      Stripper: From the waist down. From the waist up, I'm Carla.
      Jack: So you're not a girl?
      Carla: Not yet, but God willing, by fall I will be.
      Jack: Oh, thank God. I'm still gayer than Christmas!

    • Karen: Oh my God, you slept with the groom.
      Grace: What!? How do you... Well... Where do you... Do you have three 6's on your head?!
      Karen: No, but I got a fifth in my bloodstream!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Karen: ...we'll get you $1,000 closer to your snippety doo-dah day.

      This is a reference to the song "Zippity Do Dah" from the 1946 Disney film Song Of The South which combined live-action with animation.

    • Will: There's a crazy woman in there coming at me like--like Chuckie in a "C"-cup.
      A funny reference to the Child's Play films.

    • Episode Title: An Affair To Forget

      This is an allusion to the 1957 film An Affair To Remember.