Jack: Will, something really bad happened. I got, uh ... I got ... (Whispering) excited.
Will: You mean, excited like "I want to wear what she's wearing" excited?
Jack: No! Excited the way the 3 of the 4 Baldwins and one of the 2 Quaids get me excited.
Will: Oh, my God. It's finally happened. You've gotten so gay, you've looped around to straight again.