Karen: Honey, are you wearing base?
Jack: A little bit.
Jack: So, I've decided to write my relationship with Rocco the way it should have been. I'm turning my pain into art.
Karen: (reading the title) To Weep and To Willow, a "Harlequeen" Romance.
Jack: You want me to read you some?
Karen: You can read?
Jack: A little bit. Here it goes.