Will & Grace

Season 5 Episode 1

...And the Horse He Rode In On

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 26, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Grace enters.)
      Grace: I know, I know, I know. I'm crazy late. I had an accident.
      Will: What happened?! And it better not be something stupid, like when you missed my 35th birthday because you ran into a mailbox.
      Grace: I ran into a lamppost.
      Will: Grace!
      Grace: did! I did. Look! A doctor on a horse came up and took me to the drugstore to get an icepack. I'm not making this up. (pouting) I hurt my head. (Grace points to the cut on her forehead.)
      Will: Your head? Like you keep anything in there.
      Doctor: Good afternoon. Do we have the sperm?
      Jack: Okay. You're gonna have to give me a little more notice than that.
      (Jack exits the room.)
      Doctor: Why don't you put on this gown, and we'll get started.
      (The doctor gives Grace a hospital gown and exits. Grace fumbles with the gown trying to unfold it.)
      Will: Hey, it's not a map of space. It's a gown. Come on, open it!
      Grace: Stop stressing me! Or our kid'll end up spending eight hours a day chasing his tail.
      Will: Well, as long as he or she can tell the difference between a lamppost and empty space. (Jack enters, holding up a white paper bag.)
      Jack: Where's the doctor?