Grace: Sorry I'm late, this homeless guy asked me for money. I thought he was just gonna spend it on booze, so I took him to the Korean market and told him he could get up to two pounds of salad. But then I thought, who am I to tell him he can't get booze? So then I took him to the liquor store and got him a triple malt.
Jack: Is that true?
Grace: Saks was having a shoe sale.
Will: Not only do your lies have too much detail, they're also socially irresponsible.