Grace: So, someone looks like she's pudged out a little. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Ellen: Sure. First of all, I'm not pregnant so you just called me fat for no reason.
Karen: When I was a boy, I worked at a supermarket. Did I say I was a boy? 'Cause I wasn't. I was a girl.
Will: It's so annoying. Another kid, another gift. I'm so tired of rewarding straight married couples for not wearing a condom.
Jack: Oh... good morning Elizabeth. Is that today's mail?
Dave: Yeah... can you start calling me Dave? My girlfriend found out about this whole Elizabeth thing and now she calls me that. I tried to be cool with it but it's kinda weird when we're making out.
Jack: Well, of course it's weird. You're making out with a woman.