Will & Grace Season 6 Episode 18

Will: (about Karen) Listen, officer, I realize she was going a little over the speed limit..And that's a ticket you're writing.
Vince: Well, it isn't a poem about springtime in Cincinnati.
Will: Why Cincinnati?
Vince: First town I thought of. Actually, the second. But nobody would write a poem about Newark. Nothing rhymes with it.
Will: What rhymes with Cincinnati?
Vince: Just take the ticket.

Grace: When he was 17, he donated some sperm because he wanted to buy a leather coat. We used to call it his member-only jacket. But, you know, now that there's an actual life involved, we just call it a jacket.

Jack: (to Grace) Did you see that? That guy just whispered something to Stuart. I didn't trim hair out of that ear so some young hottie could whisper sweet nothings in it without getting hair in his mouth. I can't take it! I'm gonna go talk to him.
Grace: Wait. Before you do anything, count to ten.
Jack: Why?
Grace: 'Cause Will said you couldn't.

Will: Watch out for that nun.
Karen: (steering toward her) I'm on it!
Will: No, no no!

Karen: Oh my gosh. That is the single scariest thing that has ever happened to me and I've seen Rosario at the beach!

Vince: You know how fast you were going?
Karen: How could I, I was inside it?

Will: Oh, damn, it's a cop!
Karen: I'm on it!
Will: No no don't speed up!

Karen: Uh, honey, I don't know what century you're living in but women aren't allowed to drive.
Will: You don't know how to drive, do you?
Karen: Why would I? Besides, someone's got to be the designated drinker!

Karen: Oh, honey, I love driving. It's exhilarating. Let's take her up!
Will: Karen, this isn't a flying car.
Karen: It is when you've smoked as much as I have.

Jack: (to Stuart) I can't believe you have a son!
Grace: Jack, did you tell Stuart that you have a son?
Jack: No, but that's just because I forgot I had one.