You can tell it's not a real pitching machine, and just someone throwing the balls from off camera. They're not all hitting dead on target. One even hits the cage where Grace is.
Will: Basketball's not really my game.
Matt: I kinda suspected that when I suggested a game of horse and you got down on all fours.
Will: I knew that was too good to be true.
Will: I told Matt that I'm a sports nut. That I love watching sports, that I particularly love playing baseball and that I'm really good at it.
Grace: How quick can you get out of town?
Will: What should I do? Do you think I could fake my way through this? (Grace picks up an orange and throws it for Will to catch, but he watches it fall to the floor)
Grace: I'd say no.
Grace: What are you doing?
Will: Watching the Nicks' game.
Grace: Why, did they get new cute boy cheerleaders?
Will: Hey, I'm allowed to watch sports OK? Cause I'm a guy. That's what guys do. Now get me a beer. (Grace just stares at him) Who am I kidding? I want a spritzer. I'll never pull this off.
Karen: My mother's crazy. That's why I had her committed. Well, not so much crazy as she just bugged me! (laughs)
Will: Please, it was boring. And then some 3 ft tall guy kept following me around begging me to come back to his apartment to show me his Lion King memorabilia.
Jack: Hey, when's the last time some guy offered to show you his Poomba?
Karen: Honey, look. (about Grace) She left her datebook.
Jack: Let's look through it.
Karen: And change things.
Matt: Look, you don't have to pretend to like sports for me.
Will: It's why you broke up with your last boyfriend, isn't it?
Matt: Do you really think I'm that shallow? I broke up with him because he was poor.
Grace: You said that money was no object.
Karen: Honey, that's just a saying, like, 'Ooh, that sounds like fun,' or, 'I love you.'
Grace: (to Will in the batting cage) Hit the freakin' ball, you damn sissy!
Grace: These are pictures from an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog of men lying around with their underwear half off their asses.
Jack: Yeah… C-Can you do that?
Grace: Jack, do I have to explain the difference between a decorator and a pimp again?
Jack: I am telling you, you're gonna blink, and you'll be 80 and alone in a caftan with a lap full of catnip saying 'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.' It's time to put the 'sex' back in 'homosexual,' Will!
Jack: As you know, I recently acquired a prime piece of real estate in the greater Manhattan area.
Grace: I gave you my apartment.
Grace: I wouldn't do it if you paid me twice my fee.
Karen: How about if I pay you twice your fee?
Grace: I'll do it.
Mr. Zamir: I didn't take your paper.
Grace: Then how did you know that's what I was gonna ask you about?
Mr. Zamir: Every day, I tell you I didn't take your paper.
Grace: And every day, you take it.
Mr. Zamir: You got me there.
Grace: I am not. I never lie. Could you sign my doctor's name on this? I'm trying to get out of jury duty.
This episode was filmed on December 5, 2000 at CBS Studio Center.
This episode was meant to play on Feburary 15th (just after Valentines Day), but was pushed forward after a rearrangement in NBC's scheduling.
Jack: Anyway, my fair-bosom friend here...(puts his arm around Karen).
This is a twist on the phrase, fair-weather friend, which is fitting for Jack, as much as Karen.
Jack: My dream home is no longer Jeannie's bottle. It's this.
A quick reference to the inside of Jeannie's bottle on the show I Dream Of Jeannie.
Jack: I mean, I always knew Grace was a little... (Whistles CooCoo) But I never knew she was... (Making Slashing Movement) Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
A quick and funny reference to the shower scene in the film Psycho.
Title: Crazy In Love
The episode title comes from the song of the same name by Kim Carnes.
Grace: Hey, Boris, Natasha, I'm right here.
Grace compares Jack and Karen to the two spies, Boris and Natasha, in The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
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