Will & Grace

Season 3 Episode 13

Crazy In Love

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 01, 2001 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • You can tell it's not a real pitching machine, and just someone throwing the balls from off camera. They're not all hitting dead on target. One even hits the cage where Grace is.

  • Quotes

    • Will: Basketball's not really my game.
      Matt: I kinda suspected that when I suggested a game of horse and you got down on all fours.
      Will: I knew that was too good to be true.

    • Will: I told Matt that I'm a sports nut. That I love watching sports, that I particularly love playing baseball and that I'm really good at it.
      Grace: How quick can you get out of town?
      Will: What should I do? Do you think I could fake my way through this? (Grace picks up an orange and throws it for Will to catch, but he watches it fall to the floor)
      Grace: I'd say no.

    • Grace: What are you doing?
      Will: Watching the Nicks' game.
      Grace: Why, did they get new cute boy cheerleaders?
      Will: Hey, I'm allowed to watch sports OK? Cause I'm a guy. That's what guys do. Now get me a beer. (Grace just stares at him) Who am I kidding? I want a spritzer. I'll never pull this off.

    • Karen: My mother's crazy. That's why I had her committed. Well, not so much crazy as she just bugged me! (laughs)

    • Will: Please, it was boring. And then some 3 ft tall guy kept following me around begging me to come back to his apartment to show me his Lion King memorabilia.
      Jack: Hey, when's the last time some guy offered to show you his Poomba?

    • Karen: Honey, look. (about Grace) She left her datebook.
      Jack: Let's look through it.
      Karen: And change things.

    • Matt: Look, you don't have to pretend to like sports for me.
      Will: It's why you broke up with your last boyfriend, isn't it?
      Matt: Do you really think I'm that shallow? I broke up with him because he was poor.

    • Grace: You said that money was no object.
      Karen: Honey, that's just a saying, like, 'Ooh, that sounds like fun,' or, 'I love you.'

    • Grace: (to Will in the batting cage) Hit the freakin' ball, you damn sissy!

    • Grace: These are pictures from an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog of men lying around with their underwear half off their asses.
      Jack: Yeah… C-Can you do that?
      Grace: Jack, do I have to explain the difference between a decorator and a pimp again?

    • Jack: I am telling you, you're gonna blink, and you'll be 80 and alone in a caftan with a lap full of catnip saying 'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.' It's time to put the 'sex' back in 'homosexual,' Will!

    • Jack: As you know, I recently acquired a prime piece of real estate in the greater Manhattan area.
      Grace: I gave you my apartment.
      Jack: Whatever.

    • Grace: I wouldn't do it if you paid me twice my fee.
      Karen: How about if I pay you twice your fee?
      Grace: I'll do it.

    • Mr. Zamir: I didn't take your paper.
      Grace: Then how did you know that's what I was gonna ask you about?
      Mr. Zamir: Every day, I tell you I didn't take your paper.
      Grace: And every day, you take it.
      Mr. Zamir: You got me there.

    • Grace: I am not. I never lie. Could you sign my doctor's name on this? I'm trying to get out of jury duty.

  • Notes

    • This episode was filmed on December 5, 2000 at CBS Studio Center.

    • This episode was meant to play on Feburary 15th (just after Valentines Day), but was pushed forward after a rearrangement in NBC's scheduling.

  • Allusions

    • Jack: Anyway, my fair-bosom friend here...(puts his arm around Karen).

      This is a twist on the phrase, fair-weather friend, which is fitting for Jack, as much as Karen.

    • Jack: My dream home is no longer Jeannie's bottle. It's this.
      A quick reference to the inside of Jeannie's bottle on the show I Dream Of Jeannie.

    • Jack: I mean, I always knew Grace was a little... (Whistles CooCoo) But I never knew she was... (Making Slashing Movement) Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
      A quick and funny reference to the shower scene in the film Psycho.

    • Title: Crazy In Love
      The episode title comes from the song of the same name by Kim Carnes.

    • Grace: Hey, Boris, Natasha, I'm right here.
      Grace compares Jack and Karen to the two spies, Boris and Natasha, in The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.