Jack: What was his name?
Grace: Alan Finkelman. He took me to my first boy-girl dance. He was so gorgeous, like a Jewish Scott Baio. We had two great dances, and I knew that a slow one was coming, so I ran into the bathroom to reapply my Bonnie Belle Dr. Pepper lip smacker. And when I came back out, he was dancing with that snooty Sandy Simons. I was heartbroken.