Grace: (After finding out Nick works for a greeting card company.) OK, I'm going to try and be careful here about what I say next because I don't want to offend you, but your job is lame.
Nick: And ah... I'm guessing by the rows of fabric and the tassels you work for Unicef?
Grace: At least I don't perpetuate the myth that if you're not in love in the middle of February, that there's something wrong with you.
Nick: And the real myth must be that February 14th is the only day you're unpleasant and bitter.
Grace: (in a deep voice) Woah.