Grace: (contritely) Are you mad at me?
Will: Yes, I'm furious!
Grace: (in her normal voice) Oh, what else is new?
Deirdre: (to Will) And remember, I don't wanna see you anywhere near the Eastside.
Monet: (roughly) Yeah!
Deirdre: (to Monet) I don't like you butch.
Deirdre: (to Will and Grace) Yes, I have to tell you this is a new thing for us, we rarely go out.
Monet: She likes me pale.
Monet: (Flirtatiously to Will) Goodbye.
Deirdre: Keep it in your pants, Monet.
Deirdre: (to Will) We hear you and Grace have made a name for yourselves on the west side. Kudos.
Will: Thank you.
Deirdre: No, I see you have a box of Kudos on your desk.
Will: Oh, would you like one?
Deirdre: No, no, no. We don't eat.
Monet: She likes me frail.
Deirdre: Meet Monet, my new associate, one of the hottest young designers in the city.
Monet: (to Will) Hello.
Deirdre: (to Monet) Stop looking at him, you're with women now.
Monet: But I was just saying hello.
Deirdre: You were gushing.
Karen: Honey, have you been asleep this whole time?
Jack: Except when I peed. But I never got out of the bed.
Karen: (about Deirdre and Monet) They know everything, Will. Because they don't sleep with men, their other senses are heightened.
Monet: Sorry, I need food. I already burned off that tic tac.
Grace: There was a time when I thought about being a lesbian, but it seemed like a lot of extra work.
Deirdre: Well, it is a commitment.
Grace: That was fun. I kind of liked being a lesbian.
Will: Yeah, me too.
John Edward is credited as a "Special Guest Appearance".
Ratings: 10.6/16. Ranked #9 for the week.
Episode Title: East Side Story
This is a reference to the classic 1961 film "West Side Story."
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