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    esonderegger

    [1]May 3, 2007
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    Karen's insensitive comments are my favorite part of the show, hands down.

    "You know what else is sad? Poor people with big dreams. Actually, that's not so much sad as it is incredibly funny!"

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    mvscali89

    [2]May 3, 2007
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    OMG this is such a hard choice!

    but from memory and right off the top of my head, i think it would in "Nice In White Satin" when she came in in the beginning and said:

    "Yeah, I went the doctor. Here, are you happy?

    Will: This is an x-ray of a cat.

    Karen: Meow?

    Jack: She said the same thing to me when I caught her with a bird in her mouth.

    (then after, she sits up on the couch and "meows" and claws like a cat at will and Jack. That is hilarious!

    -good choice for a forum cool idea to collect Karen's best lines in one thread

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    SeptupleA

    [3]May 3, 2007
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    Funny, funny stuff!

    One of my favorites is from Seasons 8's "A Little Christmas Queer":

    Karen: (Speaking to Grace) For your entire life, fate has been cruel to you in almost every way. So... Maybe this time fate stepped back, took a good look at you and said, "You know what? Enough already." I say go for it.
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    PiperPrueLover4

    [4]May 4, 2007
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    (Grace walks in with a cow-print skirt) Karen: Got skirt?

    Karen: (looking skyward) Dear Lord, if I'm OK, I will devote the rest of my life to serving you.
    Will: You're fine.
    Karen: (raising first two fingers into the air) HA! Fell for it again God!
    Will: Yup, you punk'd the Lord Almighty

    Karen: Oh, honey, what's with that hair? It looks like you've got moose AND squirrel in there

    Edited on 05/09/2008 2:47am
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    NoOneFanilow

    [5]May 4, 2007
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    Karen see's Grace's walk in the room

    Karen:Yee ha look who put the ho in hodown.
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    mvscali89

    [7]May 4, 2007
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    PiperPrueLover4 wrote:
    (Grace walks in with a cow-print skirt) Karen: Got skirt?

    Karen: God, I swear if these test results are ok, I will devote the rest of my life to serving you.
    Will: Your fine.
    Karen: (raising first two fingers into the air) HA! Fell for it again God!

    Karen: Oh, honey, what's with that hair? It looks like you've got moose AND squirrel in there

    Yeah, the doctor episode was hilarious!
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    mvscali89

    [8]May 4, 2007
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    NoOneFanilow wrote:
    Karen see's Grace's walk in the room

    Karen:Yee ha look who put the ho in hodown.

    That's also a funny episode and that supposedly cheered her up!
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    Martini_D

    [9]May 5, 2007
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    OMG, there's so much lines from Karen. Here's a few of my faves:

    "If you want people to like you you have to buy them things." (Karen Walker)

    "You're in a gay club with a nice ass, start shakin' that money maker!" (Karen Walker)

    "You say potato, I say vodka." (Karen Walker)

    "I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!" (Karen Walker)

    "Oh yeah, honey, we're all lesbians when the right man isn't around." (Karen Walker)

    "Honey, black, white, gay straight... What's it matter? We all finish ourselves off in the end anyway!" (Karen Walker)

    "Oh, just climb on top of each other and get it over with already." (Karen Walker)

    "Well, I feel a little bit uncomfortable. All of these gay eyes on me. Judging me. Undressing me. Then dressing me up again in a different outfit." (Karen Walker)

    "Oh... So, Wilma, honey, listen. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, wait, wait. Let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save?" (Karen Walker)
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    MTMFan

    [10]May 6, 2007
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    I liked this line from "A Moveable Feast": "I like Will's family. They drink." hehe CLASSIC Karen!
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    mvscali89

    [11]May 8, 2007
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    OMG I just saw the episode last night with Karen and Will where he was teaching her to drive, Courting Disaster, and I think it was from season 6. Here are some funny Karen quotes I remember and some I added

    "My attorney is horny as hell!"

    Will: Oh damn, a cop.          Karen:    I"m on it!

    later:

    Will: Watch out for that nun.          Karen: I'm on it!

    Will: and the pills, and the pills, and the pills, and the whoppee cushion. 

    Karen: Oh, but if you take away my whoppee cushion how am I supposed to do my Inherit the Wind Gag?

     and this one:

    Karen: Uh, honey, I don't know what century you're living in, but women aren't allowed to drive.

    Will: You don't know how to drive, do you?

    Karen: Why would I? Besides, someone's got to be the designated drinker!

    and when she wanted to talk to Vince in the courtroom:

    Karen: Hey, robe, permission to approach the hot cop?

    I just remember that those were some funny and good quotes from last night's episode (for me) of Karen.

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    csino1fan

    [12]May 31, 2007
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    there is LOADS to choose from but the funniest by far is


    josh: you look a little tense, i could give you a massa...

    Karen: you lay one paw on me you'l be picking up to other rocks on fith avenue

    Its just the best

    and when he leave the room 'he makes me barf i wanna kick him til hes dead' HILARIOUS

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    tennisrobe26

    [13]May 31, 2007
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    one of my favorites it the one at her wedding were she was supposed to walk down the aisle to one song but she said she was saving it for her next one!
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    mvscali89

    [14]May 31, 2007
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    csino1fan wrote:

    there is LOADS to choose from but the funniest by far is


    josh: you look a little tense, i could give you a massa...

    Karen: you lay one paw on me you'l be picking up to other rocks on fith avenue

    Its just the best

    and when he leave the room 'he makes me barf i wanna kick him til hes dead' HILARIOUS



    i don't get the "rocks" one. What is the joke?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [15]May 31, 2007
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    mvscali89 wrote:
    i don't get the "rocks" one. What is the joke?

     

    The quote should actually be "two rocks", not "to". 

    (If you still don't get it, ask any guy and he will tell you)  

    Edited on 05/31/2007 3:50pm
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    csino1fan

    [16]Jun 1, 2007
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    she means his ba*ls
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    csino1fan

    [17]Jun 1, 2007
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    oooo, another

    "Grace that blouse hurts like a hangover"

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    mvscali89

    [18]Jun 1, 2007
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    & this one i heard the other day:

    i wish i had a handsome man visting me at work

    (falls off chair when Beverly Leslie comes in)

    ugh. Instead i have the world's oldest girl!

    (then later on the loudspeaker thing across the city of NY)

    Beverly Leslie is a homosexual. I repeat, Beverly Leslie is a homosexual.

    (then back to the present & she's almost laughing out loud) 

    i love that scene it's so funny!
    XOXO Maria

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    csino1fan

    [19]Jun 1, 2007
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    The the first episode of will and grace that i actaully saw was the one where karen and jack are on the way up to the rainbow room. I however didnt find the episode funny several weeks later there was a marathon on 'LIVING TV'. The first episode that got me addicted was the last episode of season 5 (24). the funeral which i think was an epi before had me rolling around "In case you dont know what happened let me bring you up to speed...The british Wh**e killed him"

    The last bit where karen gets pushed into the water by Lorraine was hilarious However the funnest bit of the entire season was Rosario bellyflopping in after her. From watching that i was ADDICTED to the show i went out and spent just under £200 on season 1,2,3,4 and 5 Luckliy i got addicted just in time for season 6

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    mvscali89

    [20]Jun 1, 2007
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    lol i just remembered this one i don't exactly remember the episode- but will was addicted to pills b/c he hurt his ankle or something but anyway...this quote just made me laugh so hard when i saw a still photo of it w/ the writing so i'll post it:

    (standing by the washing machine at a laundromat) Karen: Where are the fish?

    then Grace tells her about the laudromat

    Karen: poor people are juts plain clever!

     

    then this quote from the season 1 ep. -the big vent- not really funny but something i like

    Karen: Your play stinks

    Jack: Really, which pages?

    Karen: Uh, the ones with words on 'em??

     

    Edit- & from that same ep i think is this Karen quote- not really best but it works if you know it & the ep & the show.-

    Karen: It's a Carribean nightmare!

    Edited on 06/01/2007 9:11pm
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