Will & Grace Season 3 Episode 7

Will: Why would I possibly want to discuss my future with Psychic Sue?
Grace: Will, she is so amazing! I just went to her a couple of days ago and she knew everything about me. She knew that I didn't get along with my mother, she knew I had relationship problems and she knew my best friend was gay.
Will: You just described all of the single women in New York.

Jack (to waiter): Please stop staring. Yes it's Cher.
Will: OK that's it...nothing for us. This Cher thing is out of control. We're going.
Jack: What's the problem?
Will: You made us wait for an hour for a table for four!
Grace: In the back...so she wouldn't be gawked at.
Will: OK? Buh-bye!
Grace (As she and Will are walking away): Freak.
Jack:You're the freaks!
(Cher comes up behind him)
Cher: You know dude, it is a little weird that you're talking to a doll.
Jack: Um...I don't think I need a drag queen to define normal behavior, but I will say this--the look is flawless.
Cher: Whatever.
Jack: Oooh working the attitude...OK you're good.
Cher: I've had a lot of practice.
Jack: Hey, hey, hey, you're not that great mister sister...alright? I do a better Cher then you.
Cher: You think so?
Jack: Actually it's you think so-HO.
Cher: Are you kidding me with this?
Jack: OK, the hand is perfect but it's more like, are you kidding me with this--HO.
Cher: Get a life.
(She beings to walk away but then comes back to Jack)
Cher (singing): If I could turn back time.
(Jack rolls his eyes)
Jack: OK, (singing)If I could turn back tow-oome..tow-oome..tow-oome.
(Cher slaps him)
Cher: Snap out of it.
(She walks away and Jack faints)

Jack: (talking to his new Cher doll) What's that Cher? Yeah, when they're not talking about me I get bored, too.

Will: I am not having sex with you!
Jack (shocked): What?
Will: I am never having sex with you, we are never gonna have sex. Sex--with you--no!
Jack: Oh, you poor thing. That wasn't sex. All right, how can I explain this? Okay, when two men are in love and committed and greased up like pigs at a county fair...
Will: No. No, Psychic Sue said I'm gonna spend my life with a man named Jack.
Jack: Jack who?
Will: Jack you.
Jack: Jack me?
Will: No thanks!

Jack: Well, I'm gonna--I'm, I'm gonna have to have my own place.
Will: And sex is out of the question. I don't even like seeing your head poke through your sweater.
Jack: And just so you know, I'm gonna need boyfriends. And since my career comes first you may have to support me.
Will: Right. And what about Grace?
Jack: Oh, you get custody of that.
Will: So let's see--no sex, our own boyfriends, I support you, you live across the hall, Grace is my roommate.
Jack: Wow. That would be weird, wouldn't it?

Karen: I just wanted to thank you for inviting me. I know that we've had our differences in the past, but when you get right down to it... Oh, look, better people.