Will & Grace

Season 3 Episode 7

Gypsies, Tramps & Weed

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 16, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jack (to waiter): Please stop staring. Yes it's Cher.
      Will: OK that's it...nothing for us. This Cher thing is out of control. We're going.
      Jack: What's the problem?
      Will: You made us wait for an hour for a table for four!
      Grace: In the back...so she wouldn't be gawked at.
      Will: OK? Buh-bye!
      Grace (As she and Will are walking away): Freak.
      Jack:You're the freaks!
      (Cher comes up behind him)
      Cher: You know dude, it is a little weird that you're talking to a doll.
      Jack: Um...I don't think I need a drag queen to define normal behavior, but I will say this--the look is flawless.
      Cher: Whatever.
      Jack: Oooh working the attitude...OK you're good.
      Cher: I've had a lot of practice.
      Jack: Hey, hey, hey, you're not that great mister sister...alright? I do a better Cher then you.
      Cher: You think so?
      Jack: Actually it's you think so-HO.
      Cher: Are you kidding me with this?
      Jack: OK, the hand is perfect but it's more like, are you kidding me with this--HO.
      Cher: Get a life.
      (She beings to walk away but then comes back to Jack)
      Cher (singing): If I could turn back time.
      (Jack rolls his eyes)
      Jack: OK, (singing)If I could turn back tow-oome..tow-oome..tow-oome.
      (Cher slaps him)
      Cher: Snap out of it.
      (She walks away and Jack faints)