Will: I am not having sex with you! Jack: (shocked) What? Will: I am never having sex with you, we are never gonna have sex. Sex--with you--no! Jack: Oh, you poor thing. That wasn't sex. All right, how can I explain this? Okay, when two men are in love and committed and greased up like pigs at a county fair... Will: No. No, Psychic Sue said I'm gonna spend my life with a man named Jack. Jack: Jack who? Will: Jack you. Jack: Jack me? Will: No thanks!