Will: Jack! This is about being late to meet Harlin, because you're wasting my time. It is about being galled at your level of presumptuousness, and finally, ladies and... ladies of the jury, this is about my total frustration over helping someone get a job whose main requirement is cute guys in the mailroom!
Jack: And so ends a scene from 'Mr. Bitch Goes to Washington!'
(Jack applauds him).