Jack: (About Will's mom) Why don't we take her with us?
Will: Oh, she hates musicals. I took her to see Les Mis last year, and all she said about it was, "Please dear, the poor never sing that much."
Karen: I hate Leo.
Karen: Yep. Hate him. Hate, hate, hate him!
Marilyn: Oh look, you have my favourite movie, Splendor in the Grass. Hmm, that's careless. They left out the G-R-. Shall I pop it in?
Will: Ironically, that's the first line in the movie.
Jack: You really love ironing, don't you?
Will: I do love ironing.
Will: I can't believe you guys are playing tennis today. It's a beautiful, sunny day, you should be at the movies.
Grace: I know. I'd love to be inside, but Karen invited me to her country club.
Leo: Yeah, I'm surprised Karen belongs to a club that lets Jews in.
Grace: Oh, actually, I may have to sign in as Kelly O'Reilly.
Will: Hey. Leo, be honest with me... How do you feel when you see a pillowcase this perfect?
Leo: I feel excited, and then sad. Wait, scratch "excited."
Will: (to the iron) What is it about putting metal to cotton that makes me feel like a man?
Will: Hey, mom, you know what we should do?
Marilyn: Your father was selfish in bed.
Will: That's right, the vacuum game!
Jack: Oh, I love the vacuum game. But do they make attachments for girls?
Will: Not that vacuum game.
Beverley: I'll have you know, people at the club actually talk about my serve!
Karen: They also talk about your he/she quality, but that's not gonna win us the points. Come on!
Jack: Hey, my grandmother wears her bra around her waist. Of course, that's where her boobs are.
Will: Ohh, eww!
Ratings: 9.5/14, 14.6 million viewers. Ranked #15 for the week.
Karen: Beverly Leslie, with your shorts so tight, won't you be my partner tonight?
This is a twisted take on the lyrics from "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer".
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