Will & Grace Season 6 Episode 3

Jack: (About Will's mom) Why don't we take her with us?
Will: Oh, she hates musicals. I took her to see Les Mis last year, and all she said about it was, "Please dear, the poor never sing that much."

Karen: I hate Leo.
Grace: What?
Karen: Yep. Hate him. Hate, hate, hate him!

Marilyn: Oh look, you have my favourite movie, Splendor in the Grass. Hmm, that's careless. They left out the G-R-. Shall I pop it in?
Will: Ironically, that's the first line in the movie.

Jack: You really love ironing, don't you?
Will: I do love ironing.

Will: I can't believe you guys are playing tennis today. It's a beautiful, sunny day, you should be at the movies.
Grace: I know. I'd love to be inside, but Karen invited me to her country club.
Leo: Yeah, I'm surprised Karen belongs to a club that lets Jews in.
Grace: Oh, actually, I may have to sign in as Kelly O'Reilly.

Will: Hey. Leo, be honest with me... How do you feel when you see a pillowcase this perfect?
Leo: I feel excited, and then sad. Wait, scratch "excited."

Will: (to the iron) What is it about putting metal to cotton that makes me feel like a man?

Will: Hey, mom, you know what we should do?
Marilyn: Your father was selfish in bed.
Will: That's right, the vacuum game!
Jack: Oh, I love the vacuum game. But do they make attachments for girls?
Will: Not that vacuum game.

Beverley: I'll have you know, people at the club actually talk about my serve!
Karen: They also talk about your he/she quality, but that's not gonna win us the points. Come on!

Jack: Hey, my grandmother wears her bra around her waist. Of course, that's where her boobs are.
Will: Ohh, eww!