"Lord of the Rings" plot misunderstanding:
While Will is talking to Mr. Lamar, they mention the scene from The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King where Éowyn kills the Witch-King. Will refers to Éowyn as being King Théoden's daughter but in fact she's his niece.
Grace: I need a favor. You remember Leo?
Jack: The man you tricked into marrying you?
Will: And then he fled the country?
Grace: Yeah, my husband.
Grace: You know what I love about the woods? How you can just go to bed without brushing your teeth.
Karen: You like that about Manhattan too, don't you?
(Will tries to set Jack up with his client)
Jack: Willicent Truman! Are you trying to pimp me? Like some common tramp trolling the docks? Well, I'm here to tell you, there ain't enough money in the world that would make me your ho.
Will: I'll give you this old ChapStick and all the coins in my pocket.
Jack: Buy a lady a drink, sailor?
Jack: I'm done with men. 2004 is all about women... who walk like men. Men are hot. I miss men. I'm back on men.
Will: (to Grace about going to Leo's cabin) You could always drug someone and take them up there with you. Hey, why don't you take Karen? That way you just have to... take her up there with you.
Will: Sometimes married people do things for each other, even when they don't want to.
Grace: Why am I hearing about this for the first time now?
Jack: (reading the newspaper) These wedding announcements have become so confusing since they started letting same-sex couples in. Like, look at that. Is that two gay men or two lesbians?
Grace: I think it's just an unattractive straight couple.
Jack: (Comes into Will's apartment) Hey. I just got your message. You needed to see my ass and pee?
Will: I needed to see you A.S.A.P.
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