Jack: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
Will: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
Jack: What you have ... is a pocket gay.
Will: A pocket gay?
Karen and Grace: A pocket gay?
Jack: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.