Karen: Are you sure, honey? Because I thought I had a stalker once. Turns out it was just Rosario running alongside the limo banging on it cos she got her coat caught in the door.
Jack: Yes, Val is totally stalking me. She followed me to the banana, she followed me to the gym, and last night I am sitting in the bushes outside Kevin Bacon's apartment, and I see Val watching me through the other bushes across the street.