Grace: (Pretending to be married to Will) We have three kids, Hannah, Rachel, and Liam. Hannah played Queen Esther in the purim play. Not a dry eye in Schule!
Will: All right. Sweetie, let's dance.
Grace: I don't feel like dancing.
Will: They're playing our song.
Elderly man: Aww, they have a song!
Elderly woman: You two are so sweet together! What's your secret?
Will: I'm gay. (Couple starts laughing)
Elderly man: That's what my son says! He's funny too!