Jack: Just be grateful you have a divorce to talk about. Gays aren't even allowed that right. That's why I'm voting for Jim Carrey.
Will: I'm sure as leader of the free world his pet detective skills will come in handy.
This is a pun on the 2004 Democratic presidential candidate, John Kerry, who supported gay marriage, and on actor Jim Carrey and his debut film, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.