Will & Grace Season 7 Episode 19

Barry: Our son Jason could be gay too!
Jason: I'm not gay!
Barry: If you want to go to college, you better be gay! (pause) And Native American too.

Jack: (goes to answer the door) Oh my god, they look like the cast of Roseanne!

Karen: Ah, Smitty, I'm feeling a little down. A friend told me that she didn't think I'd be a good mother.
Smitty: Well, ah, my own mother was shot dead in front of me by her boyfriend when I was twelve. And I've been haunted ever since wondering if I could have saved her.
Karen: (bursting into fits of laughter) I am telling you, you have got to start writing these down!

Karen: I'm ashamed of you. And not just because you look like an audience member from The Price Is Right.
Ellen: Excuse me, this is Ann Taylor Loft.
Karen: (with a Cockney accent) Yes, and I bet when you walked down the street they all loft!

Ellen: Hey, I wanted to bring you this. It's little Roman's DVD, Barney and Friends at the Park.
Grace: Oh, okay, I just gotta make sure I don't mix this up with, uh, Will's DVD, Bernie and Friends at the Gym.

Karen: I raised two step-children on my own.
Grace: Karen, you have a staff of over thirty. Including one who looks exactly like you in case one of the kids wants a hug from "mom" in the middle of the night.
Karen: Honey, that's not fair. I love those kids. And so did "Karen Two."

Jack: So, we were having a meeting with all the executives at OutTV and I had a hugh realization.
Will: That six months ago you were all cater-waiters?
Karen: That six months from now all of you will BE cater-waiters?
Jack: Will, you're mean. Karen, you're hilarious.